Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

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She looks like me last week when I was really poorly and dressed in whatever I could find 😂 and whatever was comfortable. Absolute state and wanting to show off her ‘style’ on SM?!
reminds me of a jumper my mil knitted for me on her new knitting machine in 1984 ( she hated me, from the minute she set eyes on me) , i bought the yarn (an expensive cone of chenille), it had one sleeve at least 6 inches shorter than the other one and was badly lopsided at the neck. 😂
 
P looks like PA in a blonde wig
I definitely think Princess looks like a female version of her dad, especially the dimples.
From as young as I can remember I was told I looked the spit of my dad, what made it even worse is he had a moustache. 😳
As a little girl it really puzzled me, I thought how can they look at my dad with a moustache and think I look like him. I remember joking about it at work, I was only in my early twenties and this woman said wait until you get older and you’ll have a matching moustache 😬
 
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I just don't know where to start!

Skank has had new lips which she is having dissolved next week.

The gang went to a Doll Beauty event and the videos and resulting photos are messy and grim.

The sales for the live podcast are not great but not as bad as we were expecting.

Happy belated birthday to our @Dollylovesshoes !

PP fencing appeared to be the only person to do something with J&B that was fun - the beach on the last day of summer holidays.

We have the Skankruptcy on the 14th and something appears to be going down about the kids and Skank is panicking. Looks like the kids are being removed / planned to be removed from Skank with some of the family being asked if they can step in.

And big love for our @Pom Bear !

New thread 🧵💖😀 and title ❤🥳 xxx.
Thank you too Love Pom 😀💖💕🥰😙😘 xxx.

I made this earlier ..Cole in a new shirt lol 😄 @265 added it on the Carl Woods thread 🧵 and I couldn't resist making a pic of him wearing it 😀 xx..
Not added it on that thread yet but will always share here first ❤
Going to catch up tonight still halfway though last thread 🧵

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Oh my, this has really cheered me up, I so had the rage for her last night, this is the reality check I needed 😁 Despite her bravado, believing she’s hot, thinking she‘s still 20 something in her heyday, claiming she can sing, it’s so over for her. Up close she looks way older than her years, her face and body scared by needless surgery, an addict trying to still be something in the ambers of her burnt out fame. Oh Skank you are so finished, this photo tells that story. The photos from tomorrow’s Panto press call are gonna be hilarious, and we can also hope she turns up trashed on top 😈😁
As Liam Gallagher eloquently says :

You went too far
Oh, woman, now you're feeling the fear
'Cause you've never been alone before, oh
And the wolf is at the door, oh
Now it's better if you hold your breath and don't look down
At the ashes of your paper crown
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Her middle finger looks a really weird shape .
Her whole body is a really weird shape
 
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Bunny’s YOUTUBE channel
Prinnys b/f
Harvey’s frogs
Harvey’s trains
The podcast twaddle
SFP’s glasses
AFP’s lungs
PP’s fences
Fern’s chin
Jeyda’s dishcloths, sorry JYY dishcloths!
The song “Hanno”.
Those HIDEOUS stilleto crocs……

If I think of more I’ll let you know Stan🤩
:eek: So where do we go from hereon? (to do the washing up I suppose... )
🙇‍♀️ 💡
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Can we comment on Angela Lansburys knitwear. And her NOT Jy sliders 😁 wonder why she doesn’t wear the cheap tacky ugly footwear her skanky sis flogs on tickytok
Is she built with lego brick like her sister or is this a depiction of Picassos' Cubism phase?
 
Yesterday and today were INSET days in Essex so, if they're going to a new Essex school, tomorrow would be the day.
I wonder if Jett will be going to school. No doubt we will hear or see or hear something.
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I definitely think Princess looks like a female version of her dad, especially the dimples.
From as young as I can remember I was told I looked the spit of my dad, what made it even worse is he had a moustache. 😳
As a little girl it really puzzled me, I thought how can they look at my dad with a moustache and think I look like him. I remember joking about it at work, I was only in my early twenties and this woman said wait until you get older and you’ll have a matching moustache 😬
Yep, Prinny is definitely Pete in a short, black wig, lol. Kipper naturally had a 'slightly posh' nose before she had a generic barbie nose done surgically. I can't tell if Princess has her hooked nose in profile but it hasn't jumped out at me like KPs did. Great indicator of facial genetic parental preference.
 
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