So recap
In the last episode of skank and friends we established that both jeyda and slymi had been away. Just before their departure we had the last tacky tok where Harv had come home and she was an abusive cow to him. She has been missing in action since . God knows if J got a birthday party. Both J and B are still being held captive. Occasional posts have surfaced appearing to be located in Spain but who bleeping knows who has access to her daily diaries if lies . An eagle eyed tattler noted a listing for the MM placing it up for rent at £6000 per month with stable being an optional extra . Little seems to have been done to bring the hovel up to health and safety standards. And we are all wondering who has put it up for rent does the mortgage company know , is she breaking yet another law. speaking of law kipper has been spewing forth her desire to enter our prison system. She is under the illusion she can take her own film crew in and come out queen of the docuseries , making a mint. However should this occur her bubble will be burst and she will be fending off big Bertha who wants to smash her turkey teeth in as she didn’t get her lucky bag even though she paid a tenner for it.
the mystery just deepens. Dates for diary are tomorrow - said she’s returning to tacky tok and 16/09 when she will finally be grilled about her ability to live like a millionaire while owing millions. JWhy oh why , slymi, backgrid and OF are all on the cross exam list asking them where how when they paid the slippery witch. We suspect she may throw them under the bus. Only family loyalty counts, .. maybe. Oh and SB is now his official moniker it’s been in official print. Be careful what you wish for. There may be further dates for the diary to come, you never know with so much fuckery going on .
Keep your eyes peeled krusties she’s as slippery as an eel that one . As you were
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