Katie Price #310 Unable to find a dim enough man, Skanky is getting married to a tin of spam!

[Mellow Yellow]

Showing the pup, 12 weeks old. Goes everywhere with her, the others are getting their balls done. SB is there too by the sounds of it.

She might do a job lot and get SB’s balls done at the same time

 

[BiffasBeemer]

Happy to start a new thread - it might be a bit early - is anyone else in the process of a new one?

 

[Maggiemaynot]

wasn’t someone on here going for a viewing at the MM or am I getting it wrong?
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What’s with the face ….who is that!

Well, I went for a private viewing this afternoon but don’t ask me any questions because I can’t talk about it.
Secret.
I had to cut the viewing short actually as an emergency call came in and I had to rush to a high flying job involving saving some vulnerable clients from very dark forces of which I cannot speak. Scary.
Thank heavens they have me to keep them right.
Feel free to ask me anything but I won’t answer any questions.
Or if I do it will be with info that you can quite easily find on Google.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go and do some manibinfesting for Skank and Wank to live happily ever after in peace and harmony with a squad of babies together and tweety birds serenely fluttering around the whole idyllic scene.
I may even set up an instagram account dedicated to it although I’ll have to use a fake name obviously.
I’m not a fantasist, honest. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

Actually, I haven’t posted on this thread in ages although I’ve been reading along lately. It’s been … good fun

 

[Sjr2607]

They are not low grades anything above a 4 is a pass. 4 is equivalent to a C 5/6 a B 7/8/9 is A and A* . A 3 in Maths or English which is an old D means an automatic resit in college

Yes I know, my son did his last year, even if she didn't pass any it would not matter, not everyone is academic

 

[Stan Butler]

She might do a job lot and get SB’s balls done at the same time

Who's going to pay the vets bill because she's bumped every vet in a 50 mile radius that's why none of her dogs get chipped or vaccinated or see a vet until they get killed, same with her horses it's always someone else looking after them and paying the bills.

 

[Sjr2607]

We can all point to an outlier but for most a pass in maths and English GCSE is a basic requirement to improve prospects / have social mobility. Perhaps it matters less in the life path of some, I am sure Princess will find her way as long as her mother is kept well away from advising her.

If children do not pass english/maths they have to resit at college so pretty sure she will pass eventually. I didn't pass my maths gcse so I resat and failed again so ended up doing a numeracy test instead and passed that. Have been nursing for 26 years now

 

[BiffasBeemer]

New thread here Krusties

Katie Price #311 The Mucky Mansion is now a rental, prison-shy Skanky is going mental

Hi all and welcome to #311 Thank you to @BadJanet for the thread title. Here is the link to 310 https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-310-unable-to-find-a-dim-enough-man-skanky-is-getting-married-to-a-tin-of-spam.41212/ Shes back on tacky tock spewing her bullshit, apparently the house...

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[Dollylovesshoes]

Please Biffa clean sheets please.

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