Katie Price #309 When in doubt, wheel a trauma out.

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terryfaefife said:
I prefer chopped ham and pork
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Ah plopped ham with chalk! Woo hoo!
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Jersey Girl said:
I'd be so tempted to message her saying "yes, I do , what's up " to find out what she wants/is up to. Can these people never do anything or source anything without taking to insta?
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No. Its Number One in the Grifter's Guide to Grifting - ask a simple question then smack 'em between the eyes with a Grift :)
 
tracey3871 said:
"Who the f*** cares. You'd marry a tin of spam if it got you in the news for a few hours. Then you'd start publicly slating all the other men you've been with, saying the tin of spam is the best lover you've ever had.

"Then you'd sell your story about how you and the tin of spam are desperately trying for a baby. Then finally you'll release another ghost-written autobiography where you "spill all" about how the tin of spam mentally and emotionally abused you and spent all your money."

Wham Bam I am your Spam
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Due to the high cost of living crisis currently affecting many families in the U.K. Katie Price can no longer afford new eggs, and has downgraded to cans of Spam.
 
life’s a car crash said:
I was thinking if just how much the expense would be for insurance for all the pets and their general up keep . My 2 year old goldens insurance ( the lifetime cover ) is £70 per month obv that will increase as they age .I pay £35 a month for twice yearly vet checks worming, flea and tick and vaccinations. Food a month for high quality food is around £120, treats £30 a month. So currently for 2 large breed dogs £250. Worth every penny. Then there’s the grooming , at around £80 every 4 -6 months . Granted her dogs are small breed but she has a few , if she still has the horses it will be a lot of money - [USER=278959]@tracey3871 and [USER=137863]@Joanna Surrey /USER] will know roughly how much she should be paying for their up keep. I’m sure the Guinea pigs will also have a cost attached. If she had any proper feelings then I would feel completely sorry for her as I’m sure the money going to them would be frowned on by the BH , but we know she doesn’t really give a toss, only good for a picture . Then I wondered does she have them insured, do they go to the groomers and does she feed them cheap crappy dog food . I just worry for them. They might be better off rehomed
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The most expensive things about horses at the moment is hay. Think how gold prices fluctuate, then you're along the right lines and I would put good money that no-one locally will supply hay to KFP.
This is my pay out monthly ish for 2.
£10 feed (mine have a token small feed once a day with good quality organic horse feed)
£75 hay
£125 land rent
£90 insurance
£10 apples and carrots
£80 hoof trim
Then you have either the 6 monthly or yearly expenses. Vaccinations, teeth, worming etc.
I can guarantee all the above health checks are not being done. I worm count as well so another £20 every 2-3 months.
Mine aren't ridden so we have no tack or expensive equipment. And this also takes saddle fitting out of the equation. Plus physio/Mctimoney treatments.
 
Sammiejayne444 said:
The most expensive things about horses at the moment is hay. Think how gold prices fluctuate, then you're along the right lines and I would put good money that no-one locally will supply hay to KFP.
This is my pay out monthly ish for 2.
£10 feed (mine have a token small feed once a day with good quality organic horse feed)
£75 hay
£125 land rent
£90 insurance
£10 apples and carrots
£80 hoof trim
Then you have either the 6 monthly or yearly expenses. Vaccinations, teeth, worming etc.
I can guarantee all the above health checks are not being done. I worm count as well so another £20 every 2-3 months.
Mine aren't ridden so we have no tack or expensive equipment. And this also takes saddle fitting out of the equation. Plus physio/Mctimoney treatments.
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Quoting myself lol I forgot hers are stabled so straw or shavings to but as well if anyone will supply her.
 
Iamthestorm said:
So if Cunty doesn't turn up to the BH because she can't be arsed so uses an excuse like last time, will they go ahead without her? Or does she have absolutely no choice but to turn up & if she don't can she be arrested for contempt of court?
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4 witnesses are to be questioned too, including Rymi and Jayda and someone from backgrid ( can't remember the other one) So they will still be questioned whatever happens.....but she will be up tit creek if she just doesn't show or gives a weak excuse
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flowerpotno7 said:
shes on the beg again ;)
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Or her feels are hurt and she's demanding they remove or ban someone she doesn't like under #Harveyslaw or #Coleslaw
 
tracey3871 said:
The Mirror has this lovely headline on their article ... she will have the Fury on her 😂😂😂
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The comments on this outfit the tin of spam wore in Beefa 😂😂😂
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Dressed like the multi millionaire chavtastic sink wanker he is. Shame he is not accessorising his outfit with one of Prices melon holding bras on his bleeping head to provide his gormless face and pronounced underbite with some shade.
 
How long before the hearing do they all get their questions? There’s only about three weeks to go, so I’m thinking they have them by now. Maybe that’s why Skanky is being silent and Jeyda and Rymi seem to be blanking her. I would love to know what info they are being asked for. None of this would have happened if she had paid her way in the first place. Or complied with the payments agreement. Jeyda and Rymi must be so annoyed with her, there’s no way they will throw themselves under the bus to save her.
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
4 witnesses are to be questioned too, including Rymi and Jayda and someone from backgrid ( can't remember the other one) So they will still be questioned whatever happens.....but she will be up tit creek if she just doesn't show or gives a weak excuse
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Or her feels are hurt and she's demanding they remove or ban someone she doesn't like under #Harveyslaw or #Coleslaw
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Coleslaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he does have about as much going for him as a chopped vegetable
 
life’s a car crash said:
So about £400 a month for her horses ( say 2 of them) then the dogs and Guineas . I think you are right she’s prob not insured them. Poor creatures
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Mine are probably as cheap as it gets as they both live out 24/7.
There's also things like paddock, fence and building maintenance to be taken into account and she's proven several times her land isn't well maintained or animals would not continually escaping and dying.
 
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