Katie Price #309 When in doubt, wheel a trauma out.

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
So when you go to Sainsburys Tesco or Waitrose
There may be someone you think you know
Smelly but don’t hold your nose
You may think that I know that person
But Haven’t got a clue
Then you hear that grating voice
Big issue Big issue Big issue
Now you may think she’s a con woman
It’s all done out of greed
Then she will tell you she’s a mother of five
With hungry kids to feed
Please be charitable it could happen to you
Then you will hear that grating voice
Big issue Big issue Big issue
She ‘ll say she had a very big house
With horses dogs and cats
But she was robbed by those thieving partners she had
and all their partners are twats
Now she’s got the right one
Made of the proper stuff
and she is hoping he’ll put her up the duff
She’ll say his name is Cole , sinkboy to me and you
Then you’ll hear that grating voice
Big issue Big issue Big issue
She’ll say” I’ve got the biggest tits in the uk”
Of that there is no doubt
Then you’ll see she as bald as a coot and her teeth are falling out
So the moral of this story is
Be as charitable as you can
Especially if you’re outside a supermarket
And see a woman that looks like a man
and if you she this horrible old harriden
With a Yorkshire ripper tattoo
Never ever forget, it could be me or you
Please be charitable, contribute please do
Every time you hear that grating voice
Big issue Big issue Big issue
 
I was gonna chow spam for tea. Gone right off it now!
You know I'm a bit fussy with mash Stan, but your madras looked yummy...
Just caught up and what a turn of events for Kipper: She's virtually admitted that she's gonna lose the MM ~ hallelujah, and about time too.:D
There's been a complete change in skank the arrogance has gone since the judge said "you will appear to answer questions in person" she knows she's up the creek and in deep tit and i don't think she's found someone to bail her out of this mess or throw under the bus this time, I hope her family can't save her because if they lie to protect the gravy train they'll be dragged down with her same goes for Jeyda, slymi Rymi so their all distancing themselves. 🤣
 
I was thinking if just how much the expense would be for insurance for all the pets and their general up keep . My 2 year old goldens insurance ( the lifetime cover ) is £70 per month obv that will increase as they age .I pay £35 a month for twice yearly vet checks worming, flea and tick and vaccinations. Food a month for high quality food is around £120, treats £30 a month. So currently for 2 large breed dogs £250. Worth every penny. Then there’s the grooming , at around £80 every 4 -6 months . Granted her dogs are small breed but she has a few , if she still has the horses it will be a lot of money - [USER=278959]@tracey3871 and [USER=137863]@Joanna Surrey /USER] will know roughly how much she should be paying for their up keep. I’m sure the Guinea pigs will also have a cost attached. If she had any proper feelings then I would feel completely sorry for her as I’m sure the money going to them would be frowned on by the BH , but we know she doesn’t really give a toss, only good for a picture . Then I wondered does she have them insured, do they go to the groomers and does she feed them cheap crappy dog food . I just worry for them. They might be better off rehomed
She clearly never bothers with things like regular vet visits etc, after all when Blade was taken to the local vets the chip in for was still the breeders info not hers, and the local vet didn’t know the dog ( my daughters local vet would know instantly if her dog was ever taken in there by someone else who she belonged to), plus it’s been said before that all she feeds the dogs on is raw chicken she chucks outside for them. She is totally irresponsible as a dog owner and as such should be banned from owning them, but the RSPCA is spineless and does nothing. I bet the horses are the same, doubt that they regularly see a vet or farrier as that would cost money, she wouldn’t be able to grift freebies from them!
 
There's a fish mongers near me that can get rock (dog fish) it's a bit like monkfish most of the catch goes abroad or to restaurants who pay top dollar. i also prefer spider crab but you don't get them on the east Yorkshire coast sometimes i miss the times i was based in Devon, Cornwall, Dorset plenty of free fresh sea food if you caught it yourself. 🤣
Stan my chippy does Rock,years ago it was called Rock eel,I love Skate that’s what I always have,most expensive but I love it.Always have to wait whilst they cook it.☺️
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top