Katie Price #305 A free fake party for the grifting bint, why is it needed when she’s worth a mint?

Why is she not stinking out the MM?

  • Been evicted?

    Votes: 39 11.2%

  • Hiding from KH

    Votes: 37 10.6%

  • Hiding from various authorities

    Votes: 233 67.0%

  • The place has fallen apart

    Votes: 26 7.5%

  • Having renovations done

    Votes: 13 3.7%
  • Total voters
    348
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midsummer blue said:
That is exactly what’s needed. They do need to discuss these things in schools. It is really fucking up young lives. Personally I think filtering yourself on social media needs to be stopped for the sake of all vulnerable young people. These ‘celebrities’ are doing so much damage. 🥲🥲
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It means that mediocre women like Skank can appear better, otherwise they're be dead in the water.
 
Well……….. skankarella thinks SB is going to marry her, imagine that wedding 🤔 it’s a secret wedding because nobody will go. They deserve each other and I for one hope they go through with it because he will be just another name on her very long list victims.

So long as the little ones are ok I don’t give a shiney shite about either of them.

Happy Monday. 😘❤️x
 
Gossipy PA said:
Good morning Krusties.

Had a dream about KP last night. She was on Loose Women and was getting absolutely SLATED by the LW ladies. Janet Street Porter, Carol McGriffin and Colleen Nolan were there. The title of the segment was “Why I’m keeping my kids from KH” and the audience were going crazy. It was like something out of Gladiator with them baying for blood. Carol jumped the LW desk to get at an audience member, JSP was trying to hold her back and Colleen stormed off the stage as she’d had enough with KP’s BS (haven’t we all, Colleen??). Kipper just sat there preening herself. Although she did half heartedly threaten the audience member to have a fist fight. It was carnage- and I loved it! Woo!

Back to the real world and poor Bunny’s birthday. Kipper reallyyyyyy reminds me of my mother (not a compliment; she was found dead by the police alone in her home after ignoring doctors orders. It’s hard sometimes.) When myself and my sibling were young and our birthday came along we could never plan for age appropriate days. Why? Because to my narc mother MY birthday was her day. And she’d tell everyone as such. First it was a “joke,”until it wasn’t. The amount ofsad birthdays spent in a crummy back street pub with a barely thought about cake make me cringe.

Fuck you, Kipper. I wish that dream was real!

As you were, Krusties ❤
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You’ve been smoking wacky backy haven’t you 😂😂😂😂😂
 
flowerpotno7 said:
look judge , im married now, my husband is responsible for my bills now, he helped me run them up, if you make an order to pay in sb name, daddywoods will cough up and pay something off too, as he wont want to see little woodsey in trouble or want to lose his houses.
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She may think that but it won't work. Marriage doesn't get rid of personal debts or what she's done to hide money in the last few years.
I can see her wanting to get married to distract from things though. The influence of the book is fading, so she has to pull something else out of the bag and nature is not playing ball when it comes to babies!
 
shizzler said:
it looked like a dogs dinner. I’m also surprised at the use of kiwi in her presentations. Kiwi is in the top 10 of food allergies. I found that out after my daughter went into anaphylactic shock after trying her brothers kiwi (he lurves it). I’m hoping she enquires about allergies to her customers. Just a bit of useless (or maybe not) info. Skankys still a knob jockey!
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Yeah Kiwis have a high allergy risk - we found out several years later that our daughter was allergic (the one who learned to cut the flowers)
 
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Can I thank you all for the kind messages about my poor departed Kitty, it meant a lot that there was so much compassion and support.
How that abysmal woman doesn't grieve about any of her pets, especially Blade to whom she claimed to be devoted, shows that she's emotionally dead. I've not been able to speak for a couple of days, the idea of going to a fairground the same afternoon as losing my cat couldn't have been further from my mind.
 
WillowTree21 said:
When on chemo, I lived on strawberry or raspberry milk shakes made from double cream, kelly's (had to be Kelly's !) vanilla / strawberry ice cream, fresh fruit & ice. All put in blender. I had 5-6 a day. Had a taste of metal constantly in my mouth, but the ice creams were lovely & refreshing. Still make them now.

On topic. It's very odd, since a few days before the Ibiza 'trip', SkanyLand has been very quiet. No sign of her showing off behind the wheel of a car. She's more or less stopped TT etc & showing latest BackGrid photo's, since her visit to Police station, after she was pulled over. Something has most definitely happened. What with the mystery of where she's living permanently too. I do believe there was no sleep over or 'proper' party' for Bunny, with 'real' school friends. Can't imagine what sort of life it is, where you knowing there's so much awfulness pending. BH, probably motor crimes, custody of children/legal & possibly more than we know regarding her dodgy deals & slanderous behaviour towards Kieran & Peter. Then trying to get enough work/money together to live her luxurious, spoilt & lavish lifestyle. Must be a kick in the gut's too, if she's unable to go on yet another holiday. It's very strange, because she would normally be away by now. I think some :poop: is occurring.
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Ensure vanilla saved my life when I had radiotherapy and couldn't eat but your milkshake sounds better!
 
How many times have we heard they are supposedly getting married...
2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12973837/katie-price-marry-carl-woods-terminally-ill-mum/
2021 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/16712008/carl-woods-katie-price-vegas-wedding-rehab/
2022 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19137133/katie-price-wedding-dress-carl-woods/
2022 https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-wedding-carl-woods-27693874
2023 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/katie-price-announces-plans-married-27275338
2023 https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/gallery/katie-prices-surprise-wedding-honeymoon-30627771

Hey Katie, I know SB doesn't want to do anything that has been done before, maybe you could have a prison wedding....what do you say eh? Nice and private, no one needs to attend, you/Sophie won't even have to grift for free balloons and graze platters.
 
Rita Chevrolet said:
If its a "Secret" how come its blabbing about it in that bog-roll eh? Clan Grifter won't be 'appy nor will Daddy Woods but one can only presume SB renewed his contract to enact this farce with the thing :ROFLMAO:
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Gotta see how many freebies you can blag for a "wedding" - then rinse and repeat ... she has breadcrumbed this so many times in Vegas, hinting at a UK wedding ... and probably some more as well
 
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HOLD IT YOU LOT!

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www.ok.co.uk

Katie Price's ‘surprise wedding and honeymoon’ details

EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price is making plans to tie the knot with her fiancé Carl Woods in a secret ceremony after the pair rekindled their romance with a lavish Ibiza getaway
www.ok.co.uk www.ok.co.uk
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☝️'Rekindled their romance during a lavish Ibiza getaway'?
I saw a pair of scrotes, dressed like chavvy layabouts. They flew into Ibiza for 24 hours in an attempt to generate publicity and a few measly quid. During that 24 hours, they longed on cheap plastic sunbeds and both looked completely bored and disengaged as a couple.

Tattlers enjoyed their 'lavish getaway' thanks to the infamous pussy-pelmet bikini and romper suit. And for that, Kipper and Cole, we thank you. We laughed until it hurt!
 
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