Katie Price #305 A free fake party for the grifting bint, why is it needed when she’s worth a mint?

Why is she not stinking out the MM?

  • Been evicted?

    Votes: 39 11.2%

  • Hiding from KH

    Votes: 37 10.6%

  • Hiding from various authorities

    Votes: 233 67.0%

  • The place has fallen apart

    Votes: 26 7.5%

  • Having renovations done

    Votes: 13 3.7%
  • Total voters
    348
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Rita Chevrolet said:
Possibly it will grift some "friends" for Jett seeing as he's been out of school and away from his football mates for so very long. It did after all grift some mates for Bunty the other day so its not a problem.
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just imagine the kind of party those kids would have had, if only skanky could be reasonable and not so selfish. picture it, pete emily and their kids,prinny and jr, kieron, michelle,V and apollo and H, enjoying the day with fun and laughter and all together as a blended family. the photos would be a newspapers dream, there would be a 4 page spread in ok magazine. she would make thousands and it would keep her in the press and mixing with other celebs. but no, those exes dared to leave her, because they were too selfish to put her needs, first ( tongue in cheek). instead her venom and spite have got her begging for ideas,food,cake and themes from struggling companies, desperate for the exposure, for her kids birthdays. and if no one comes through to her begs, does she then pay for all these things ?..... does she hell, she just joins someone elses party or they go without. some mother, hey ! :mad:
 
Rita Chevrolet said:
If its a "Secret" how come its blabbing about it in that bog-roll eh? Clan Grifter won't be 'appy nor will Daddy Woods but one can only presume SB renewed his contract to enact this farce with the thing :ROFLMAO:
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it was a secret to sinkboy 😂 😂 😂
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Helena-botham-farter said:
She loves the thrill of getting married....Tell us something we don't know! I wonder if this is like the Vegas wedding, she's trying to railroad him into it, pressure him by announcing it in the rags and it's all to do with her attention-seeking and boredom.

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well if this dont scare him off ,nothing will.😂
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Lollypops said:
Meanwhile slimy rymi is in Istanbul (wonder if skank has sloped off for some
dental work/plastic surgery) and shared this on his insta.....they are all jumping on the bandwagon
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are those two arses slymi and linika ?
 
flowerpotno7 said:
just imagine the kind of party those kids would have had, if only skanky could be reasonable and not so selfish. picture it, pete emily and their kids,prinny and jr, kieron, michelle,V and apollo and H, enjoying the day with fun and laughter and all together as a blended family. the photos would be a newspapers dream, there would be a 4 page spread in ok magazine. she would make thousands and it would keep her in the press and mixing with other celebs. but no, those exes dared to leave her, because they were too selfish to put her needs, first ( tongue in cheek). instead her venom and spite have got her begging for ideas,food,cake and themes from struggling companies, desperate for the exposure, for her kids birthdays. and if no one comes through to her begs, does she then pay for all these things ?..... does she hell, she just joins someone elses party or they go without. some mother, hey ! :mad:
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I wonder who is having a party that she can gatecrash with Jett on his birthday?
 
265 said:
HOLD IT YOU LOT!

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www.ok.co.uk

Katie Price's ‘surprise wedding and honeymoon’ details

EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price is making plans to tie the knot with her fiancé Carl Woods in a secret ceremony after the pair rekindled their romance with a lavish Ibiza getaway
www.ok.co.uk www.ok.co.uk
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I so want this very unlikely event to happen, they absolutely hate each other, and he can’t stand being around the kids and H for very long, the following week they’ll be reporting he’s left her, then he’ll go back again, it’ll be hilarious, they’ll take the 🤡 relationship to a new level, bring it on I say 😈
 
Jomo11 said:
What a muppet!
So obvious too! 'Look judge - I 'm married now and my husband and I are committed to providing a happy, stable upbringing for my children, who will always be the most important things in my life' 😂 😂 😂
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look judge , im married now, my husband is responsible for my bills now, he helped me run them up, if you make an order to pay in sb name, daddywoods will cough up and pay something off too, as he wont want to see little woodsey in trouble or want to lose his houses.
 
SmillieKylie said:
I so want this very unlikely event to happen, they absolutely hate each other, and he can’t stand being around the kids and H for very long, the following week they’ll be reporting he’s left her, then he’ll go back again, it’ll be hilarious, they’ll take the 🤡 relationship to a new level, bring it on I say 😈
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This wedding fiasco. Its gonna be one big punch-up innit?
AFP slugging it out with Daddy Woods blaming everything on SB then saying he touched her up and tried to kiss her
SB and skank punching each other's lights out on the dance floor as the DJ plays "Grifted" for them

🎵"Cos we is awl Griftas, griftas, griftas............................
We cud be griftin some more goodies, grifted......................
We cud be grifting up today
Grifting awl der waaaay
Yew an Iy togevva baybeh
Grifted, grifted hey?" 🎶
 
emmaw28 said:
To be fair I have to admit something… my cocker spaniel swiped the first row of meats…. 🤦🏻‍♀️ and shared it with her golden retriever brothers 🙄
But thankfully all my friends are animal lovers 😂

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But yours looks lovely - with some platters not just a fishtail cut out of parchment paper and stuff just dumped on
 
Joanna Surrey said:
Not too bad it’s the lack of taste and everything tasting vile. I’m like Stan eating is one of life’s greatest pleasures but I’m trucking on. Thanks for asking. Back on topic I’m still thinking about the horses.
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When on chemo, I lived on strawberry or raspberry milk shakes made from double cream, kelly's (had to be Kelly's !) vanilla / strawberry ice cream, fresh fruit & ice. All put in blender. I had 5-6 a day. Had a taste of metal constantly in my mouth, but the ice creams were lovely & refreshing. Still make them now.

On topic. It's very odd, since a few days before the Ibiza 'trip', SkanyLand has been very quiet. No sign of her showing off behind the wheel of a car. She's more or less stopped TT etc & showing latest BackGrid photo's, since her visit to Police station, after she was pulled over. Something has most definitely happened. What with the mystery of where she's living permanently too. I do believe there was no sleep over or 'proper' party' for Bunny, with 'real' school friends. Can't imagine what sort of life it is, where you knowing there's so much awfulness pending. BH, probably motor crimes, custody of children/legal & possibly more than we know regarding her dodgy deals & slanderous behaviour towards Kieran & Peter. Then trying to get enough work/money together to live her luxurious, spoilt & lavish lifestyle. Must be a kick in the gut's too, if she's unable to go on yet another holiday. It's very strange, because she would normally be away by now. I think some :poop: is occurring.
 
WillowTree21 said:
When on chemo, I lived on strawberry or raspberry milk shakes made from double cream, kelly's (had to be Kelly's !) vanilla / strawberry ice cream, fresh fruit & ice. All put in blender. I had 5-6 a day. Had a taste of metal constantly in my mouth, but the ice creams were lovely & refreshing. Still make them now.

On topic. It's very odd, since a few days before the Ibiza 'trip', SkanyLand has been very quiet. No sign of her showing off behind the wheel of a car. She's more or less stopped TT etc & showing latest BackGrid photo's, since her visit to Police station, after she was pulled over. Something has most definitely happened. What with the mystery of where she's living permanently too. I do believe there was no sleep over or 'proper' party' for Bunny, with 'real' school friends. Can't imagine what sort of life it is, where you knowing there's so much awfulness pending. BH, probably motor crimes, custody of children/legal & possibly more than we know regarding her dodgy deals & slanderous behaviour towards Kieran & Peter. Then trying to get enough work/money together to live her luxurious, spoilt & lavish lifestyle. Must be a kick in the gut's too, if she's unable to go on yet another holiday. It's very strange, because she would normally be away by now. I think some :poop: is occurring.
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Let's hope so - well deserved too!
 
SmillieKylie said:
I so want this very unlikely event to happen, they absolutely hate each other, and he can’t stand being around the kids and H for very long, the following week they’ll be reporting he’s left her, then he’ll go back again, it’ll be hilarious, they’ll take the 🤡 relationship to a new level, bring it on I say 😈
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It's only Monday and Skanky has already provided the comedy, popcorn on standby.
 
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