Katie Price #305 A free fake party for the grifting bint, why is it needed when she’s worth a mint?

Why is she not stinking out the MM?

  • Been evicted?

    Votes: 39 11.2%
  • Hiding from KH

    Votes: 37 10.6%
  • Hiding from various authorities

    Votes: 233 67.0%
  • The place has fallen apart

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • Having renovations done

    Votes: 13 3.7%

  • Total voters
    348
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Katona has to rent through her management company, due to the bankruptcies. When renting in Crowborough, the managing agent didn't know it was her moving in. But during lockdown, there were so many complaints from neighbours (happened in BOTH Crowborough properties), and unauthorised use of the property, she was given notice twice, to vacate. So KFP will be no different. Can't get credit. Unless she uses another name, her financial woe's will become apparent on any credit checks. Crawl has the upper hand again, any rental would have to be in his name on HIS terms. She's stuffed. Of course, she could ask a family member/Slimey Rymi to arrange the tenancy I suppose, but will anyone take that risk? Family especially won't, if Crawl will be living there.
Not sure about the UK but here in the US it's common for a rental agreement to ask for the names and ages of every person who will be living at the property ( so they can check out individuals) rather than being able to do a blanket company rental. So even if a management company rented it you would still have to name the people who will be there for more than a certain number of days each year ( I think it was 30?).
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HOLD IT YOU LOT!

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Lavish Ibiza getaway???? They were there for ONE DAY!!!!!!
 
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I so want this very unlikely event to happen, they absolutely hate each other, and he can’t stand being around the kids and H for very long, the following week they’ll be reporting he’s left her, then he’ll go back again, it’ll be hilarious, they’ll take the 🤡 relationship to a new level, bring it on I say 😈
I know.... I can't wait to see the 'frock' and wonder what the theme of the after party will be....?!! Dungeons and dragons, probably....

We might even get a bit of a nip slip.... although this pic is when she had nips....

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This would have been a far better gravy train for all, with no nastiness. What a horrible creature she is.
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I really hope she marries him, the scope for merry making on here will be off the scale. I actually don’t think SB will play ball and his Dad will go berserk. Oh the joy of seeing how long this one will last.
This would have been a far better gravy train for all, with no nastiness. What a horrible creature she is.
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I really hope she marries him, the scope for merry making on here will be off the scale. I actually don’t think SB will play ball and his Dad will go berserk. Oh the joy of seeing how long this one will last.


Joanna, I think they've run out of ideas to earn any cash. Nobody interested in them. No TV shows/appearances. KFP needs to get cash to pay legal & accountants for BH, IF she can be 'arsed'. So she probably thinks, get OK & other magazine's interested. Same with why she wanted another baby £££££££££££££££. I just can't see Crawl going along & marrying the mutant. Ibiza as an example, he looked repelled by her, NOT 'loved up'. There is no relationship between these 2. They are together because theyt've loads on dirt on each other & neither ca afford to leave permanently. Crawl must see what she does to destroy exes & knows he'll be next. And I think she's got lot's of dirt on him with her❄ as he's her supplier.

Defo try the milkshakes. Any flavour fruit you like. Just I prefer strawberry & raspberry.. Make's mouth feel lovely, plus high in vitamins & calories, which you need on chemo. Wishing you well sweetheart. ❤
 
Joanna, I think they've run out of ideas to earn any cash. Nobody interested in them. No TV shows/appearances. KFP needs to get cash to pay legal & accountants for BH, IF she can be 'arsed'. So she probably thinks, get OK & other magazine's interested. Same with why she wanted another baby £££££££££££££££. I just can't see Crawl going along & marrying the mutant. Ibiza as an example, he looked repelled by her, NOT 'loved up'. There is no relationship between these 2. They are together because theyt've loads on dirt on each other & neither ca afford to leave permanently. Crawl must see what she does to destroy exes & knows he'll be next. And I think she's got lot's of dirt on him with her❄ as he's her supplier.

Defo try the milkshakes. Any flavour fruit you like. Just I prefer strawberry & raspberry.. Make's mouth feel lovely, plus high in vitamins & calories, which you need on chemo. Wishing you well sweetheart. ❤
OK seems to be the ONLY magazine willing to print stories of her these days though, does she have some sort of long term contract with them?
 
Melinda Messenter and Madam Skank worked the Formula 1 circuit at the same time in the 90s. Melinda is in the Daily Mail today. She is 52 so is SEVEN years older than her. She looks a gazillion times better than Skank, and isn’t a cunt from what I’ve read. You get the face you deserve, Skank!

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And Melinda's boobs were always better than Skanky's
 
Oh god I fucking HATE when grown ass women refer to themselves and others as ‘girls’! FFS, don‘t they realise how fucking stupid/misogynistic this is? Wait…what am I saying, of COURSE they dont, they spend their own money (or other peoples) to look like blow up dolls/sex toys, whilst screeching ‘it’s for me, not for a man’ constantly on the hunt for ‘the one’? Jesus fucking Christ the era of dumbfuckery!
I always used to say when I was young- I’m not a women, Gina Lollobrigida is a woman!
 
How romantic. Why even bother
And how many boxes does IT tick for any prospective groom?

1: Warm and kind ❌
2: demure and respectful ❌
3: House proud ❌
4: Animal lover ❌
5: Family orientated❌
6: Loving & faithful ❌

Yes Kipper - you can only pretend and hold your nasty nature in for so long.
Thank God Pete found all this 🔝(and so much more) with the lovely Dr. Emily.
 
And how many boxes does IT tick for any prospective groom?

1: Warm and kind ❌
2: demure and respectful ❌
3: House proud ❌
4: Animal lover ❌
5: Family orientated❌
6: Loving & faithful ❌

Yes Kipper - you can only pretend and hold your nasty nature in for so long.
Thank God Pete found all this 🔝(and so much more) with the lovely Dr. Emily.

This from last Month



"The trouble is it costs ME money to get married and it costs ME money to get divorced.

"So for me to get married again they have to tick the right boxes. Or they have to have more to lose than me.

"I can't wait! Shall we organise it? Course I'll bloody get fucking married again. I want a fairytale."
 
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