Katie Price #258 classy bikini showing her clunge, eggs queuing up to take the plunge 🤢

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Madcatbimbo said:
On FFS.... I can't stop yawning....

Katie Price and on/off fiancé Carl Woods refollow each other on Instagram AGAIN | Daily Mail Online
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Woo bleeping Hoo! Who gives a tit?
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Helena-botham-farter said:
Sweet baby jeesus! Does she think this is edgy....or classy? Tattooing a pair of keks on because you can't be
bothered putting any clean ones on? :rolleyes: 😂😂 She's utterly deranged

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I'll bet she won't wash those drawers either 😀
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Helena-botham-farter said:
She's always right up there with the trends, with the zeitgeist, in such great company!

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That 3rd picture IS her surely?
 
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Helena-botham-farter said:
Sweet baby jeesus! Does she think this is edgy....or classy? Tattooing a pair of keks on because you can't be
bothered putting any clean ones on? :rolleyes: 😂😂 She's utterly deranged

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Public Service Time….just to remind ourselves Skank ain’t getting away with her numerous misdemeanours and crimes when you take a step back, she looks nothing like that photo in reality.

What she thinks she looks like, against the cold harsh reality of her hard-faced true-self, you ain’t no Love Island Girl behind that filter 👍🏾😁….

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SmillieKylie said:
Public Service Time….just to remind ourselves Skank ain’t getting away with her misdemeanours when you take a step back, she looks nothing like that photo in reality.

What she thinks she looks like, against the cold harsh reality of her hard-faced true-self, you ain’t no Love Island Girl behind that filter 👍🏾😁….

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Has she cut her extensions off?
 
I wonder if Skank will get delayed/unexpected issues with her surgeries. Hope so. About 10 years ago, I had a tummy tuck in Tunisia. (I needn’t have bothered, I just got really fat again!). I had an artificial belly button as part of it. Then about four years ago I got bitten by a false widow spider. I saw and felt the little bugger do it. I’d bought a rabbit run, which had been kept outside, so assume the angry spider got into my car that way. The bite turned into cellulitis. Rather randomly my body went into total over reaction. My fake belly button developed an abscess the size of a grapefruit. The hosptal said it was a “vulnerable” area because of the op. I had to have an emergency operation and my belly button was cut away. Took bloody months to heal.

Now surely with her 800000 surgeries something like this will happen? I also keep clean, unlike her. I can only hope 😆
 
Ambrosie said:
I wonder if Skank will get delayed/unexpected issues with her surgeries. Hope so. About 10 years ago, I had a tummy tuck in Tunisia. (I needn’t have bothered, I just got really fat again!). I had an artificial belly button as part of it. Then about four years ago I got bitten by a false widow spider. I saw and felt the little bugger do it. I’d bought a rabbit run, which had been kept outside, so assume the angry spider got into my car that way. The bite turned into cellulitis. Rather randomly my body went into total over reaction. My fake belly button developed an abscess the size of a grapefruit. The hosptal said it was a “vulnerable” area because of the op. I had to have an emergency operation and my belly button was cut away. Took bloody months to heal.

Now surely with her 800000 surgeries something like this will happen? I also keep clean, unlike her. I can only hope 😆
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Bloody hell, Ambrosie, that's horrific, you poor soul. I'm glad you're here with us to tell the tale though. x

Nowt like that will happen to her. You can't kill a zombie.
 
Minx103 said:
I said I thought he was driving the Hummer but I'm not sure where that is. It's not our closest towns in either direction.
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Ah bless, the sad pathetic creature that is Errand-Boy getting the transport sorted for tomorrow’s trip to Wales, putting on his little chauffeur hat to do Madam’s bidding….look at him there getting it all ready for her majesty….nice to see the millionaire working again 👍🏾

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SmillieKylie said:
Ah bless, the sad pathetic creature that is Errand-Boy getting the transport sorted for tomorrow’s trip to Wales, putting on his little chauffeur hat to do Madam’s bidding….look at him there getting it all ready for her majesty….nice to see the millionaire working again 👍🏾

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Is he holding another pregnancy kit?Or is that something from Boots to combat KPs peeling forehead?
Actually, scrap that, he has just come from the Nationwide with a new chequebook for account no . 12345678qwertyghjk in the name of Katatonic Priceywoodso.
 
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