Katie Price #258 classy bikini showing her clunge, eggs queuing up to take the plunge 🤢

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Still those five tickets left for tomorrow…..

 

[Tanley]

I don’t know why she doesn’t just have short hair for a while. Let it recover from all the extensions, and also give her scalp a rest. There are plenty of good short hair styles, it would look and feel a lot better.

 

[flowerpotno7]

Maybe for a Mother's day photo opportunity.

yep thats more like it,shes going all out this year,no cards for michelle either, SHE will be the ONLY mother this year, the bestest,most carring, biggest titted, tit in britain. bet theres bleeping balloons too

 

[Lunagooner]

What the hell is she thinking!!!

She was thinking about how tit it will look when she wears her low slung JYY trackies

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Still those five tickets left for tomorrow…..

Did she go to the same school as Batnan to get edjukated...? What time is half past 1011...? Knowing Skanky, she'll be late anyway so the time will be nearer quarter to 1268.....

 

[flowerpotno7]

Paula was a very intelligent but very troubled woman she adored her children and was always classy

i watched Paula last night too, i didnt realise they had a type of open marrige and could never understand why or how, geldolf took in tigerlily, it didnt sit right and i thought maybe he was controling at the time,not doing it for his daughters , i now think he did it because he felt guilty ! was shocked it cost TTD his career, for having an affair with her ( i thought it was his second album that finished it !)

 

[Jaynefnw]

Sweet baby jeesus! Does she think this is edgy....or classy? Tattooing a pair of keks on because you can't be
bothered putting any clean ones on? She's utterly deranged

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And definitely photoshopped as Phil or grant would be covering at least the first 5 floors of that building opposite

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I see Papa Woods Smurf has got a massive 1 like on his latest Instasham Inspirational quote

I'm off to have a look

 

[flowerpotno7]

So that's 6 tattoos in less than a month, can you get ink poisoning?

wonder if shes had gary glitter.s face tattooed on her fanny,her pubes could then be his beard !

 

[Jaynefnw]

Think she has already landed in UK and is blonde again......and is back doing club appearances

 

[Webster1357]

Is he holding another pregnancy kit?Or is that something from Boots to combat KPs peeling forehead?
Actually, scrap that, he has just come from the Nationwide with a new chequebook for account no . 12345678qwertyghjk in the name of Katatonic Priceywoodso.

What does he look like? This has made me giggle

 

[Penguin86]

I'm surprised her tattoos arent infected yet

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Still those five tickets left for tomorrow…..

Why do I get the feeling 5 tickets were what they needed to break even and they haven't even managed that

 

[flowerpotno7]

She will get some skin diver piercing next

theres a place in wales thats giving people £250 to have their vodka bottle tattooed on them........... just realised why skankys coming to wales tomorrow
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i think I mentioned her arse was like a bag of spanners, get inking kipper. well at least shes listening. so since we have your attention, stop being a vindictive cow, hand your children back and pay your creditors. after that as youre on a roll, apologise to te general public for lying youre face off to the papers for money, real sexual and domestic abuse victims, would not be flaunting their bodies all over social media

i cant wait for her to have her face tattooed, if i was the tattooist im give her a mickey finn and tattoo mPs face on one cheek and KH face on the other cheek and move her, so she wakes up on the street

 

[karma4klattie]

I don’t know why she doesn’t just have short hair for a while. Let it recover from all the extensions, and also give her scalp a rest. There are plenty of good short hair styles, it would look and feel a lot better.

Because fundamentally she feels masculine so she adopts very exaggerated female attributes (boobs, hair etc) to make herself feel better.

 

[flowerpotno7]

Still those five tickets left for tomorrow…..

hahaha see the bleeping ceiling ? you can see where skanky got her decorating ideas from and £50 for a ticket, that skanks going to try and flog you her memribillia, knickers,horse range etc., and that woman has food and drink that you can PURCHASE ! £50 to watch some one put extentions in somes hair and their make up,i bet they shut the doors on all the suckers that turn up,it sounds like one of those dodgy timeshare sales from years ago, when people could only get out of the building if the parted with loads of cash

 

[Pisspotshow]

What the hell is she thinking!!!

It sells stories for which she gets paid.
This is her level.

 

[plinky2]

OMG that tattoo

 

[Stan Butler]

Thought the advertising poster said there was free food and drinks and a VIP after-party or do you have to spend another £50 quid on merchandise on top of the £50 just to get in to get into that. bleeping one big rip off again from scamming skank

 

[JaynieDay]

Things tend to get a bit spicy when she gets back off a holiday. I wonder what tomorrows trip to Wales will bring. Shall we start taking bets on whether she'll make it there in the first place? Or what her excuses will be to pull out of it. If she goes, how many hours late will she be, and how many "wooohooo...i'm in the car without a seatbelt, singing Whitney Houston songs" pictures we will get? Place your bets, Krusties.

it seems Skanky will be about 2 hours from me, I’m seriously thinking of booking a train ticket to Blackwood, I may have to go in disguise, to capture photos of Skanky in the wild. Obvious I would not be buy a plasterclass ticket, the train fare is far too much to spend on Skanky as it is

Bloody hell, Ambrosie, that's horrific, you poor soul. I'm glad you're here with us to tell the tale though. x

Nowt like that will happen to her. You can't kill a zombie.

you can if you blowout it’s brains! Just saying!