Katie Price #258 classy bikini showing her clunge, eggs queuing up to take the plunge 🤢

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Aaaaaaand another tit inking.
I want her to get spectacles inked around her eyes, so she can look intellecshul.She can pretend to be a secsi secretary for her OFs.
 
Now hear this!

sometimes innocuous things happen and they get my mind whirring.

the other day I was putting cat biscuits in the bowl and one fell into the water. I have noticed if they stay long enough in there they swell to almost double their size,

thats the reason KPs going abroad so often. In reality she’s only a C cup but once her boobs get wet they swell to humongous proportions! I don’t think wet cat food has the same properties.

Nurse! Medication please!
 
I have SOOO many questions..

Where does the underwear stop?
Did she get her lady bits tattooed?
Did that bleeping hurt?
Did the tattooist have to really go there?

I think im over thinking this....
We all are.I think she is becoming mildly hysterical about these tattoos.
“ Dragon wiv a onion in its mauf, yer , stick it on me arse, pretend knickers... I looove it, do it,Write somefink on me knee while you’re there, do a diamond heart ana key ana leper corn fing for St Paddy’s day”
 
Hi-jack alert - just posting this for Stan Butler and his belovéd Rotties! She has'nt a clue has she? :LOL:
I’m a dog whizz - what the breed of your dog really says about you & it's bad news if you've got a French Bulldog | The Sun

Back on track, Is the thing en route back or still dossing about in Thailand?
This though - "Cruelly Mum-Shamed............................;" - they've twigged the absence of Junior from her grotty photoshoot!
Thats not cruel, its a Statement of Fac t;)
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21699364/katie-price-mum-shamed-junior-missing-family-photo/?rec_article=true
The first bit is spot on but as for playing video games not in a long time and if i opened a ready meal or a pkt of noodles in my house there'd be a riot 😀
 
Average day on "holiday" sorry mental health break for the kids and there safety. 4-6 hrs sat in a tattoo parlor then another 3-5 hrs looking for a quiet place to staged some photos of mummy's biggest ever tits just in time to stage some walking about photos hand in hand with mummy before she heads off out with slymi Rymi to get tit faced on drink and drugs.
 
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