Katie Price #192 Trouble in paradise, SB hates KFP’s drama, but Krusties hope they’ll get their karma

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They know and they don't care. They use her to make themselves money. Turdo is a rubber faced dildo and that equestrian lot need to put themselves in the bin.
frauds, money launderers, tax scams, criminals, druggies, human trafficking, puppy farms. This witch is complicit in all of this, her and that gay boi "boyfriend" with their fake businesses, drug dealing.
Unfortunately this is all normal in their circles and on insta where there is no regulation. Turdo man has firmly wedged himself between pwiceys fake arse cheeks and I hope the ugly bleep gets his business shut down.
@Piff paff puff you really need to stop holding back and let all out instead 🤣🤣🤣 👍👍
 
Dear oh dear 😳 Why does her face look swollen? Or is it that her eyes have somehow sunk into her head? Her eyes are screaming substance abuse. Her nose & mouth are still in different postcodes. She looks completely out of it, utterly confused & has no idea where she is or what's going on 🤷 This is sad to see (run's off to rummage through the freezer for a Cornetto & have a word with myself).
Phew, I'm okay now. She's a bleep. She's a fucked up bleep. She's a lying bleep. She's a bullying bleep. She's a desperate bleep. She's a criminal bleep. bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep 😊
 

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She’s had some terrible lips done ,….
OMG!
Thank you Pricey.
I really didn't think you could top the comedy norks but here we are, Donald Duck welcome back!
Surely she's got to go all the way and have the fat arse treatment as well?
Looking more like Goodger every single day and just as deluded with the filters.
My mind boggles at just where Pricey's head is, every day I look in the mirror and think, wtf?
She looks and sees a 25 year old beauty staring back, doesn't anybody have the balls to call out the Emporors new clothes?
 
Dear oh dear 😳 Why does her face look swollen? Or is it that her eyes have somehow sunk into her head? Her eyes are screaming substance abuse. Her nose & mouth are still in different postcodes. She looks completely out of it, utterly confused & has no idea where she is or what's going on 🤷 This is sad to see (run's off to rummage through the freezer for a Cornetto & have a word with myself).
Phew, I'm okay now. She's a bleep. She's a fucked up bleep. She's a lying bleep. She's a bullying bleep. She's a desperate bleep. She's a criminal bleep. bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep 😊
And a weapons grade bleep!
 
It’s 40 degrees tomorrow. Won’t she just melt?
A quick google.....

Heat is not really going to affect your breast implant itself. That's because your body does a very good job of regulating its own temperature. And if your body temperature spikes or drops enough to mess around with your implant, you've got other (big) problems (seriously, see a doctor immediately).19 Jul 2018
 
Dear oh dear 😳 Why does her face look swollen? Or is it that her eyes have somehow sunk into her head? Her eyes are screaming substance abuse. Her nose & mouth are still in different postcodes. She looks completely out of it, utterly confused & has no idea where she is or what's going on 🤷 This is sad to see (run's off to rummage through the freezer for a Cornetto & have a word with myself).
Phew, I'm okay now. She's a bleep. She's a fucked up bleep. She's a lying bleep. She's a bullying bleep. She's a desperate bleep. She's a criminal bleep. bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep 😊
tit, the lights are on but nobody's home!
 
@PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy oh my god!! Thats absolutely terrifying!! Im so glad your little one is ok its bad enough when they are well never mind when they are poorly!! I can imagine the worry going through your mind!! Sending you love and a speedy recovery to your little one!!
Not to derail, skanky or Kipper Portions ( KP see what i did there haha) is still a massive, humongous, fishy bleep

As a horse owner for 30 years I can categorically say I wouldn't be seed dead in these jods. Tacky, cheaply made, horrendous design and overpriced Chinese tit.
Don't think Pikeur, LeMieux or Ariat need to worry about losing orders 😂😂😂
It just screams CHEAP AND TACKY!!!! i mean who is proudly gonna wear anything with her name on it??
 
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Then she’ll have some pathetic excuse not to turn up. Why are they associating their event with a drugged,up criminal, has been bankrupt like her anyway?
Because she probably told them her version of everything rather than the truth. ‘Papers always lie about me and make things up’ ‘I’m nothing like that’ ‘I don’t do drugs and hardly drink’
All the normal little miss perfect bullshit.
 
She doesn't look very confident in that beer garden photo. Recently, she has developed that confused/ slightly startled look (squinting, mouth open) that very elderly people sometimes get. Her odd, lifeless legs compared to those of the normal, healthy girls around her. How much longer can she carry on like this? She's failing fast.

She looks like an absolute mess. She looks like an addict.
 
Well, last night I was watching this film called "DRIVEN" (2019) about a taxi driver who got into all sorts of trouble after she picked up a customer. Anyway TCALSS, she was talking about the plumbing in her house and said she had to use a TURD SPOON! in the lav as it kept getting blocked up and the customer kept laughing about it. It was difficult to stop myself from laughing as husband was in bed. :poop:🥄

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