MrsCranky
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Lamb to the slaughter
Katie Price #151 Katie wants an MBE, she got more chance of an STD
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SoftNutellayum
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She would be lost living in a studio flat
Imagine the state of the hoarding if she lived in a studio apartment with nowhere to hide the mess
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MrsCranky
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I'm on testosterone as well as estrogen and progesterone. Im just waiting for my balls to drop. On the positive though, my flushes and night sweats have gone
SoftNutellayum
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Cakky Prize
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I use an epilator on my face, gets those nasty things out all in one go!
JaynieDay
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She moved to the wrong part. If she moved here there’s a dealer within a stone’s throw of most people. We’re famous for our drugsDaniella Westbrook tried it but left...not enough dealers in the village
tit I shouldn’t have put that! Now she’ll definitely want to move here.
Lollypops
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Who shat in the back garden?Yes Leon’s exploits managed to get round the grapevine here. I’m a Jack for the other Welshies. I also happen to be friends with one of his employee’s circle. He has a partner and child by the way. She shat in my backyard and yet again put on another disgraceful performance. If that had been my Christmas party I wouldn’t have gone. @PTMe were you with her for that debacle?
As another Welshie, I second this
JaynieDay
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Well they did have each other’s passwords. Nice one ColeShes admitted herself that she cheats in every relationship by saying that she always has another man lined up for her next relationship ....so whoever she next ends up with, she won't be faithful because she will have to have her next man lined up
Her next boyfriend should be sent the links to the tattle wikipedia about her to give him a heads up to run for the hills and don't look back
Unless they know something we don't, maybe she's planning to blame (and frame) CW for the text messages and say that he sent them from her phone...
SoftNutellayum
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I've been wanting to buy an epilator,do they hurt much when they pull out the hairs?
BiffasBeemer
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This was apparently what kicked off Slapgate, then Wanky started ringing P to hassle her about it and J told him to get lost.
karma4klattie
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A friend of mine got an MBE for nearly losing his life in the Falklands, she obviously thinks she deserves one for nearly losing her life when she rolled her car pissed up, high and drunk.
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Omg me too
️ my chin is ruined from the constant plucking apparently no one I know suffers from this, happy to hear I'm not the only one!!
JaynieDay
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bish..bashbosh
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Apparently so with a mix of vodka and coke and i don't meant the fizzy cokeIs this what caused slapgate ?
karma4klattie
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I wonder if Cole will want her back now that she's blabbed about secret texts to Kris behind his back while they were supposedly a perfect couple about to be married and have baybees. She sure knows how to pick dopes.
SoftNutellayum
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She's basically lost her relationship with CW, with her kids, caused trouble with the police and courts and put her kids in awkward situation (junior having to defend princess, princess having to cover for her)...all because she puts herself first and can't faithful,
Have you noticed, she doesn't even try to lie anymore about visiting Harvey every weekend, she only mentions him now if she can use him for a money making appearance
BiffasBeemer
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Looks like the negative stories are starting to trickle out from the Sun...
karma4klattie
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She NEVER manages to get matching boobs does she. Now she's got one hanging much lower that t'other.
MrsCranky
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I've got an angle grinder but It makes my skin a little sensitive so I have to dunk my face in a tub of Atrixo or swarfega afterwards
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