Katie Price #151 Katie wants an MBE, she got more chance of an STD

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This was apparently what kicked off Slapgate, then Wanky started ringing P to hassle her about it and J told him to get lost.

we all knew this before the sun did, tattle has all the exclusives first🤭🤣

She NEVER manages to get matching boobs does she. Now she's got one hanging much lower that t'other.

What plastic surgeon in their right mind would give her free plastic surgery...because would you really want that as a walking talking advertisement of the quality of your work?🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣
 
I wonder if Cole will want her back now that she's blabbed about secret texts to Kris behind his back while they were supposedly a perfect couple about to be married and have baybees. She sure knows how to pick dopes.
Doesn't say its her that's blabbed though it says a source, might have been Crawl? Or KSR?

A source said: “Katie was messaging Kris when she was telling everyone she was madly in love with Carl - he never replied to her though.
 
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All this chin pube plucking talk has got me thinking I'm starting the menopause now!!
Is it obvious when you start it?
I'm 43 this year, my older sisters haven't started going through it but can I start earlier?

Oh gosh! Am I going to end up with a beard and have a midlife crisis???
I best let Mr Ethel know I'm gonna need some motorbike leathers and a toy boy
 
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