Katie Hayes #90 Danielle: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend could squat like me

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Abongo said:
Bet you “nailed” that dinner. Sorry. I’m pissed.

My gammon aka mr bong has got his thong in a twist because he thought I’d left the back door open (not an euphemism) and my kitten got out but stayed at the back gate crying. It was he who was last out but I’m Getting the blame? How does that work. Anyway not to worry I’m going to go on insta and say how dreamy my life and gammon is while he tries to work out the light switch and not accidentally turn on the power tools.
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Classic Bong 🥰🥰🤣 does Mr Bong know the thong song? And does his have dangly bits like Truffs?
 
12055584 said:
How longs Pep been 40 for though? She’s another one that looks good enough but her vile personality just oozes out of her - she could have all the chin surgery in the world to match the body but she’ll always be a braggy bleep who fancies her son
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12055584 said:
How longs Pep been 40 for though? She’s another one that looks good enough but her vile personality just oozes out of her - she could have all the chin surgery in the world to match the body but she’ll always be a braggy bleep who fancies her son
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An artist’s impression of Pep post-surgery 😂
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Hereforthegossss said:
Well done to @Dancerdownunder for the thread title, it will continue to give us all horrific flashbacks of that BIG flat arse in the Rusty metal costume 😂🤢🦬👙

@Eleanor Abernathy it's over to you Girl..... Make our Day with one of your legendary recaps !!..... 😂😂😂

#READTHEWIKI
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The best recaps have me in stitches! Why is the 3 day ibiza diaries not on the wiki please!

@TheFox286 Still here lurking when I can laughing my tits off at you lot as always!
 
Foodaholic said:
What's up with the truffster? She's been quiet. Apart from posting her bargain basement kiddies toys..
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She’s probably realised that there’s no going back from the reel the other night. Or she’s going to make out she’s lost 6 stone while she’s been quiet through calorie deficit and truffle oil alone and get back to filtering her pictures on Wednesday..
 
Eleanor Abernathy said:
She’s probably realised that there’s no going back from the reel the other night. Or she’s going to make out she’s lost 6 stone while she’s been quiet through calorie deficit and truffle oil alone and get back to filtering her pictures on Wednesday..
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Hahaha this was my thoughts. She is deffo going to make out she’s lost weight and has a tight bespoke stomach soon.
 
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