Katie Hayes #90 Danielle: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend could squat like me

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First plat 😂😂😂 as in Gail?? 🤔
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Aw mate. You aint responsible for someone else's happiness. duck him i say!

Someone i know has just put a photo of wispering angle on her insta stories and now im trying not to laugh whilst putting my bespokes to sleep.

Aw mate. You aint responsible for someone else's happiness. duck him i say!

Someone i know has just put a photo of wispering angle on her insta stories and now im trying not to laugh whilst putting my bespokes to sleep.
And i just realised i said angle instead of angel automatically which is worrying. All this piss taking of truff is implanting the wrong words in my brain. Next i'll prob refer to my husband as my beloved gammon and he will divorce me because gammon is his least fav meat he had to serve on a carvery at work and all his mates called him gammon for years as a joke 😂
 
Bet you “nailed” that dinner. Sorry. I’m pissed.

My gammon aka mr bong has got his thong in a twist because he thought I’d left the back door open (not an euphemism) and my kitten got out but stayed at the back gate crying. It was he who was last out but I’m Getting the blame? How does that work. Anyway not to worry I’m going to go on insta and say how dreamy my life and gammon is while he tries to work out the light switch and not accidentally turn on the power tools.
Haha ur pic is hilarious 🤣🤣

Aw mate. You aint responsible for someone else's happiness. duck him i say!

Someone i know has just put a photo of wispering angle on her insta stories and now im trying not to laugh whilst putting my bespokes to sleep.


And i just realised i said angle instead of angel automatically which is worrying. All this piss taking of truff is implanting the wrong words in my brain. Next i'll prob refer to my husband as my beloved gammon and he will divorce me because gammon is his least fav meat he had to serve on a carvery at work and all his mates called him gammon for years as a joke 😂
Could u quickly explain what the gammon references too plz? I’ve missed out on that one and I know if will be another khm classic
 

New thread lads..
 
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