Poirotthepigeon
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First plat as in Gail??
ITS OBVIOUSLY A HAIR MASK TROLLWhy has olives hair been dipped in grease
Heeeeer beeeeeeerrrst innit.ITS OBVIOUSLY A HAIR MASK TROLL
Troll! It’s truffle oil.Why has olives hair been dipped in grease
Troll! It’s truffle oil.
Sorry if I’ve missed but why do we call our other halves a gammon
Oh no Are you ok?She says all of our fellas look like gammons that’s why we are so jealous of her fellas little legs and his beach modelling body.
Well duck you truff cause my gammon has jibbed me off
Oh no Are you ok?
Not really but hey ho. His list of reasons, I don’t make him happy .
Pretty sure I’m not responsible for a fully grown adults happinesses
Tell him he’s a bleep from us xShe says all of our fellas look like gammons that’s why we are so jealous of her fellas little legs and his beach modelling body.
Well duck you truff cause my gammon has jibbed me off
SecondedTell him he’s a bleep from us x
Aw mate. You aint responsible for someone else's happiness. duck him i say!Seconded
And i just realised i said angle instead of angel automatically which is worrying. All this piss taking of truff is implanting the wrong words in my brain. Next i'll prob refer to my husband as my beloved gammon and he will divorce me because gammon is his least fav meat he had to serve on a carvery at work and all his mates called him gammon for years as a jokeAw mate. You aint responsible for someone else's happiness. duck him i say!
Someone i know has just put a photo of wispering angle on her insta stories and now im trying not to laugh whilst putting my bespokes to sleep.
Haha ur pic is hilariousBet you “nailed” that dinner. Sorry. I’m pissed.
My gammon aka mr bong has got his thong in a twist because he thought I’d left the back door open (not an euphemism) and my kitten got out but stayed at the back gate crying. It was he who was last out but I’m Getting the blame? How does that work. Anyway not to worry I’m going to go on insta and say how dreamy my life and gammon is while he tries to work out the light switch and not accidentally turn on the power tools.
Could u quickly explain what the gammon references too plz? I’ve missed out on that one and I know if will be another khm classicAw mate. You aint responsible for someone else's happiness. duck him i say!
Someone i know has just put a photo of wispering angle on her insta stories and now im trying not to laugh whilst putting my bespokes to sleep.
And i just realised i said angle instead of angel automatically which is worrying. All this piss taking of truff is implanting the wrong words in my brain. Next i'll prob refer to my husband as my beloved gammon and he will divorce me because gammon is his least fav meat he had to serve on a carvery at work and all his mates called him gammon for years as a joke
Oh sweetheart! Hope you’re ok in timeAhaha thanks everyone, with any luck he’ll fall down some stairs, and get a good dose of karma for thinking it’s perfectly acceptable to gaslight. Silly bleep.