Katie Hayes #90 Danielle: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend could squat like me

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Well girls, I've just had an email from a lovely collab offer. Excellent product, excellent pay, company I admire and respect their values. However, thanks to my typing on here and a slip of the thumb, accidently slammed a load of 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 on the end. Let's see how this pans out.
Please tell me my eyes are deceiving me and this soft twit has not had mama embroidered on her pjs 🙈
she’s tipped the chip pan on herself!
 
Good evening all, I have been on a holiday with my bespoke and hardly had a minute to myself- much like others , I must be parenting wrong to not have so much time to peruse SM. Low and behold , I return to find ZSM making out that although she runs a makeup page , which is marketed via packaging of the brand she has launched in home and bargain, that is is inundated with messages about baby stuff?! Oh have a day off ZSM - no more editing but what are those Popeye like muscles on your shoulders and wonky picture frames ? Sorry if this has been mentioned earlier - I am yet to scroll far back.
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I did although im bleeding again so may have to go back 😢
Bet you “nailed” that dinner. Sorry. I’m pissed.

My gammon aka mr bong has got his thong in a twist because he thought I’d left the back door open (not an euphemism) and my kitten got out but stayed at the back gate crying. It was he who was last out but I’m Getting the blame? How does that work. Anyway not to worry I’m going to go on insta and say how dreamy my life and gammon is while he tries to work out the light switch and not accidentally turn on the power tools.
 
Bet you “nailed” that dinner. Sorry. I’m pissed.

My gammon aka mr bong has got his thong in a twist because he thought I’d left the back door open (not an euphemism) and my kitten got out but stayed at the back gate crying. It was he who was last out but I’m Getting the blame? How does that work. Anyway not to worry I’m going to go on insta and say how dreamy my life and gammon is while he tries to work out the light switch and not accidentally turn on the power tools.

Please show this to your gammon.
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