Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

[Charlie Farlie]

That's what I am Charlie
I need the constant validation that I'm the best from complete strangers so can you all repost messages of adoration now please, thanks mmmmmkay

You are an absolute dream boat.Your big hands are so, well BIG. Oh my your eyes, they are super sexy. Can I say your laugh is so bespoke. Most of all tho that bubble you float is fan bloody tastic. You are just our tattle world.

 

[Dancerdownunder]

I’ve bought some new Tea bags and biccies ready for this question and answer box but Let’s be honest it will likely never happen true typical THM style. But I’m getting ready to ask...

DID YOU HAVE A PLANNED C SECTION?

ARE YOU EXPRESSING SO YOU CAN DRINK PROSECCO?

IS I AM NEW MUM & I AM HEALTH VISITOR THE SAME PERSON?

CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND OLIVE HAZE HAYES?

HOWS THINGS WITH YOU AND PEPPERAMI HEAD?

Blocked!!!

I feel like her account is a joke I actually can’t believe the spelling errors and how thick she sounds when she talks what’s that thing called oh I feel ashamed for her I actually want to message her and tell her she is her own worst enemy when it comes to the back lash she received. Sorry but I am new Mum has me in absolute stitches it all seems like some kind of joke how do all these companies gift someone so illiterate.
THM “I’m not a regular mom im a cool Mom”

 

[Charlotay]

I’m not following in @Liverpool_gossipgirl_xoxo ’s lead and starting dramageddon 75

 

[QueenBarb]

How long are we giving it until we get a random popping up on here claiming he was in a sit off or with Ninja an her mates

I’m gonna say 2-3 weeks max.

Sick of her fake tanned in growing hair infested fanny, Delo will be on the hunt for an exfoliated minge I bet.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Dare you

Double dare you

 

[Charlie Farlie]

Hahahah it'll be back to normal next thread girls Kates a bleep an no doubt will have a new way of pissing us off more soon! I'm a Mum an even I'm fed up of it

I feel like looking for matching emails again.

 

[Dancerdownunder]

Thick as pig tit...

 

[QueenBarb]

Right let’s just let Lurky have her first thread and start a new one ready for the morning

 

[Moonbaby09]

I think I might have to tap out ... I just cba with her anymore

Same I can’t even be bothered with this thread anymore either. Sick of THM. Sallie axel thread is life now

 

[Charlie Farlie]

Same I can’t even be bothered with this thread anymore either. Sick of THM. Sallie axel thread is life now

I have found a conspiracy thread.

 

[Lurkymclurkinson1]

Right let’s just let Lurky have her first thread and start a new one ready for the morning

Ahhh thanks. The sympathy thread.

I’m gonna say 2-3 weeks max.

Sick of her fake tanned in growing hair infested fanny, Delo will be on the hunt for an exfoliated minge I bet.

Imagineee!
I'm saying he'll be out next weekend, wetting trollives head an we'll have a new member on on Sunday telling us he slid in someones DMS

 

[Charlie Farlie]

Right let’s just let Lurky have her first thread and start a new one ready for the morning

Lurky Murky to win.

 

[IChongTwirls]

Kate Hayes #24 THIS IS DREAM COME TRUE I AM MUM

 

[cheshirelady75]

Ahhhh the obligatory daddy leaving hospital with the car seat shot! How bespoke. I didn’t take one of these when we left with ours. Am I really mum?!!

We would have had to nip down to snappy snaps to get mine developed in the olden days

 

[Rothsey]

L L got anything in here? Tbh I only read this and the bird

 

[IChongTwirls]

They left a piece of mine in and I ended up haemorrhaging, then was like giving birth all over again soz for all those yet to go thru this delightful event!!!!!

And that’s me wrapping up my fellas dick from now on. These birth stories have put me right off!

 

[Abongo]

Who called it?

 

[Rothsey]

And I’ve just looked on her insta. Yep that’s a full on copy dead bespoke you gerllll

 

[Charlie Farlie]

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I said what ever L living did.

 

[Beachlife123]

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