Omg I’ve just googled that too and apparently you doGenuine question, when you’re saying she’ll be bleeding do you mean from her bespoke bald Minnie? Do you still bleed down there if you have a section? My heads gone more off this child birth chat than THAT thread
Genuine question, when you’re saying she’ll be bleeding do you mean from her bespoke bald Minnie? Do you still bleed down there if you have a section? My heads gone more off this child birth chat than THAT thread
Yes you do. I have had a natural birth and an emergency c section and you do bleed after down below from both. Although mind was considerably less after the section.Genuine question, when you’re saying she’ll be bleeding do you mean from her bespoke bald Minnie? Do you still bleed down there if you have a section? My heads gone more off this child birth chat than THAT thread
I have kids and I feel like I’m in the deep end with a chod following me.I’m so out of my depth in this thread now
Yer they all wanna be like that bellend hinchI don’t follow Cheryl but is this serious what she films herself doing?! Sad bleep.
This is my pet hate, why keep your kids int he car seat. They are meant to be flat. Mine always came out of the car seat, why leave them scrunched up?!Also, she’ll have the mum police on her back telling her not to have Olive in that car seat for too long.
Aww I loved the baby whisperer used to watch her doing the night feeds thank duck those days have goneSee the ‘10000s of dms’ post has appeared again seriously who would message that donut asking her about her labour or how to feed the baby when she can’t even spell her own surname properly. Baby Olive does look adorable but she’s in that newborn ‘bubble’ right now and that’s why she’s so dreamy. Give it another 3 weeks when she’s got colic, a red arse or baby acne and THM has a scar infection or mastitis, then reality will finally hit home. Not fair to portray this fake fairytale when so many woman do not have a great time soon as they leave hospital and really struggle with the balance of home life and this tiny human to look after. Not even been 24 hours since she announced her birth and she’s already ramming it down everyone’s throat at how PERFECT & DREAMY everything is.
Glad people are wise to how much a utter shite she talks. There’s no ‘real’ part of her on the gram, it’s all an act. Also glad I am not easily ‘influenced’ or believe everything I see on instagram as a lot of her young followers will be. I’m due a baby soon and no way would I be taking notes from a complete roaster like her. A mum for 4 days and thinks she’s a baby whisperer
my fellas ex is a teacher she is a slagI have a mate who is a proper slaggggg and she doesn’t work for HMRC.
Omg I’ve just googled that too and apparently you do
Yes you do, same as a normal birth but for some people its a bit less after a section
Thanks girls think I might get under my covers with a pair of tweezers like @Charlie FarlieYes you do. I have had a natural birth and an emergency c section and you do bleed after down below from both. Although mind was considerably less after the section.
Your throwing me over the edge lass. I feel like I’m in a time warp again.The tweezers are currently snuggly in my back pocket for safe keeping however.Thanks girls think I might get under my covers with a pair of tweezers like @Charlie Farlie
BoatBig huge heavy placenta chat is giving me the dry boak.
Same! I have two kids but I am still incapable of discussing childbirth, breastfeeding, placenta etc. I just want to stick my fingers in my ears and not listen or engage. I admit to buying a black and white pencil drawing baby book so I could see how big my baby was compared to a certain fruit etc, cos I was too much of a chicken to look at the full colour legs akimbo book the midwife gave me . Talking about it makes my foof heal overI have kids and I feel like I’m in the deep end with a chod following me.