Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits

[noseycow08]

The fact she’s packing more for a night or two in hospital than she does on her so called week long holidays is hilarious and no your vag is fine after a section it’s like the only perk to it all (except baby of course) my god she’s stupid

 

[Fashungoth]

My cousins friend posted a picture of her newborn in Fendi the other day; it doesn’t make you look wealthy, it makes you look like a chav especially when people know you live in a flat in Rock Ferry.

Ha yeah I keep seeing kids in Givenchy and Balenciaga in the park by mine, climbing all over the equipment, ice cream and pop going everywhere. So classy.

And judging by all the bouji tit Truff’s packed in her Big Giant Case, I suppose we're to assume she's off to the Portland for her dreamy second birth.

 

[mollymoos2019]

She looked like a berry in that dress. The raspberry version or Violet Beauragardes blueberry

More like gerry the berry (phoenix nights)

 

[giogio]

I’m sorry but it’s bleeping ridiculous this keeping up with the insta image. all that to give birth? It’s not a spa weekend! The face creams, cleansing pads, hair clips, headbands, fluffy flippers, SLEEP SPRAY? get to duck dick head. I gave birth at 5pm was home by 11.30pm. find this all absolutely mental

 

[Davena94]

Not to mention they live 5 mins from the hospital surely Mary can grab more stuff if they needed to stay??

 

[giogio]

also fish and chips delivered to the hospital? BEFORE she had given birth, I’d have gone mad, I had hypermesis and was being sick right up until birth of my baby. if some smelly hog had brought fish and chips in stinking out the gaff I’d have been livid

 

[Behelzabobs]

I’d laugh if this is one of the baby’s vests and they’ve revealed the name by accident

 

[ems1982]

I’m sorry but it’s bleeping ridiculous this keeping up with the insta image. all that to give birth? It’s not a spa weekend! The face creams, cleansing pads, hair clips, headbands, fluffy flippers, SLEEP SPRAY? get to duck dick head. I gave birth at 5pm was home by 11.30pm. find this all absolutely mental

Furry flippers nothing would surprise me with her and the load of shite she has packed

 

[Flowers60]

To be fair, id pack sleep spray, I take it everywhere I stay in case the pillows smell funky

 

[giogio]

Furry flippers nothing would surprise me with her and the load of shite she has packed

hahahaha didn’t even notice that, it’s quite fitting though; big flipper feet

 

[SOJISUB]

Looking like an over-stuffed cushion, about to give birth. Couture, you say??

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Wonder if she actually told everyone to wear pink or red

 

[Leodog19]

The other scruff Charlotte D was gifted the spritz stuff, if I'm not wrong she sold it on Vinted. Not sure whether it had spritz any bitz, or was unused.
I feel heart sorry for Naomi, looking at her stories, rubbing it in, like no one has ever had a baby before, "me and my girls, Delamere girls" no need.
Just spied this gift.....more weight to the baby name berry (pronounced ber-ray!!!! )

I’m sure that’s the same hospital bag she had with olive

 

[Blondetech]

Looking like an over-stuffed cushion, about to give birth. Couture, you say??

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That bow looks like it’s made from the crepe paper you used to use at school !!!
You know that stuff that the colour used to run from when it got wet

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Looking like an over-stuffed cushion, about to give birth. Couture, you say??

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Haha she looks like she’s about to lay an egg

 

[Violetx]

Just how many babies is she having?

 

[vestisntbest1]

She’s calling baby bunny/bunnie

 

[Burrito88]

tiny baby nappies

 

[LeonoreGuest]

She’s calling baby bunny/bunnie

Surely not?! That's sooo chavvy. I mean, Katie Price has a daughter called Bunny, talk about the least classy person and name on earth!

 

[Behelzabobs]

The only problem with wearing a dress that short is your tattoo makes it look like your dick has flopped out

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

She’s got at best semi controlled GD and she’s hoping for a tiny baby to fit into those nappies just bleeping take a pack of size 1s like everyone else and 3 going home outfits. This baby barely has one home cos she’s fucked about with the layout so much.