GiraffeFur
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But, Troll, she’s the first kid to ever pee on a potty!Omg poor little olive can’t even pee on the potty in peace without cuntychops exposing her like a performing chimp to instagram
But, Troll, she’s the first kid to ever pee on a potty!Omg poor little olive can’t even pee on the potty in peace without cuntychops exposing her like a performing chimp to instagram
My grandson has his dummy when he's ready for his nap or he's teeth are hurting sThe child can't eat her breakfast nor go to the toilet without her mum telling a gang of paed0.s
Also, how is she going to do this? She's never in the house so how will the child be trained? Genuine question. I used the stay in for a few days approach, voila, worked a treat....imagine Kate doing that.
Also, do 2 year old have dummies in the daytime? Sorry if I'm bordering mums net territory. My bespokes never had them so I genuinely don't this.
I'm actually deadMummy, I am just giving you advance notice that I shall henceforth and forthwith be requiring a sit upon recepticle intended to catch one's excreted waste water and fecal matter for the forseeable future. I shall now repeat this instruction in Spanish.
Yours sincerely
Olive Haze Delamere BSc (hons), MSc, PhD, Most gifted child ever to grace this planet and who can probs already spell better than her thick as duck train wreck of a racist homophobic ma #readthewiki
JesusMummy, I am just giving you advance notice that I shall henceforth and forthwith be requiring a sit upon recepticle intended to catch one's excreted waste water and fecal matter for the forseeable future. I shall now repeat this instruction in Spanish.
Yours sincerely
Olive Haze Delamere BSc (hons), MSc, PhD, Most gifted child ever to grace this planet and who can probs already spell better than her thick as duck train wreck of a racist homophobic ma #readthewiki
The kitchen en suite hahahahahaDidn’t she use a potty before? Months ago? And then her lazy ma couldn’t be bothered to keep it up? The potty was always sat in the middle of the kitchen, before the kitchen en suite was done
100% coming isn't it. Gross. Will be reporting that one. Poor child.I wouldn't be surprised if mother of the year posts a picture of Golden Child in her knickers later