Katie Hayes #155 Feeling like a guilty mum? Stop exploiting your kid, you filthy bum!

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The child can't eat her breakfast nor go to the toilet without her mum telling a gang of paed0.s

Also, how is she going to do this? She's never in the house so how will the child be trained? Genuine question. I used the stay in for a few days approach, voila, worked a treat....imagine Kate doing that.

Also, do 2 year old have dummies in the daytime? Sorry if I'm bordering mums net territory. My bespokes never had them so I genuinely don't this.
My grandson has his dummy when he's ready for his nap 😴 or he's teeth are hurting s🤷‍♀️
 
I’m so glad I grew up in a world before social media existed if I was an adult now and knew my mum shared every detail of me online including when I took a piss I would be mortified it’s not respectful to your child telling thousands of strangers every details. If the social media age is 13 then adults shouldn’t be allowed to post half the tit about their kids they do.

Fair enough a nice photo of them on their bike or at their birthday every now and then but the extents these insta mums go to is vile
 
Mummy, I am just giving you advance notice that I shall henceforth and forthwith be requiring a sit upon recepticle intended to catch one's excreted waste water and fecal matter for the forseeable future. I shall now repeat this instruction in Spanish.

Yours sincerely

Olive Haze Delamere BSc (hons), MSc, PhD, Most gifted child ever to grace this planet and who can probs already spell better than her thick as duck train wreck of a racist homophobic ma #readthewiki
 
Mummy, I am just giving you advance notice that I shall henceforth and forthwith be requiring a sit upon recepticle intended to catch one's excreted waste water and fecal matter for the forseeable future. I shall now repeat this instruction in Spanish.

Yours sincerely

Olive Haze Delamere BSc (hons), MSc, PhD, Most gifted child ever to grace this planet and who can probs already spell better than her thick as duck train wreck of a racist homophobic ma #readthewiki
I'm actually dead 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
 
Mummy, I am just giving you advance notice that I shall henceforth and forthwith be requiring a sit upon recepticle intended to catch one's excreted waste water and fecal matter for the forseeable future. I shall now repeat this instruction in Spanish.

Yours sincerely

Olive Haze Delamere BSc (hons), MSc, PhD, Most gifted child ever to grace this planet and who can probs already spell better than her thick as duck train wreck of a racist homophobic ma #readthewiki
Jesus 😭😭
 
Wtf, she's a mini adult because she's started potty training and she doesn't have a dummy during the day? The bar is so low it's subterranean 🙈 this is completely standard stuff, once a kid has turned two, parents are encouraged to introduce the potty. She's still very much more like a baby than an adult - sounds like old KHM is hoping for a drinking buddy, or someone to practice face injecting on!
 
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