You're going to love this, trolls. I just had a look at the new Health and Care Act 2022 which requires the new licensing scheme for aesfetiks practitioners. Not only do the regulations made under the Act require both a personal licence (which can only be obtained with high standards of training) and a premises licence (yep, the shed needs a licence) but the regs also crack down on 'misleading social media posts which falsely advertise the effect and benefit of treatments'. I'm still trying to trace through whether any breach of these regs would be a criminal offence but either way, you're screwed Kate!
PS Not yet in force but imminent.