Katie Hayes #155 Feeling like a guilty mum? Stop exploiting your kid, you filthy bum!

[Rothsey]

Thread 20/21 was the most confusing thread known to troll!!!

We don’t talk about thread 20/21

 

[Belle Amie]

Thread 20/21 was the most confusing thread known to troll!!!

Was that the thread with Purple Aki in the title? That one and the one before it were great, purely for purple aki being mentioned

 

[LockdownLurker2020]

We don’t talk about thread 20/21

i read this to the tune of we dont talk about bruno

 

[Ssslllfff75]

Help a fellow troll out: my hairdryer is about to die. Now I got this hairdryer off my exMIL and it’s been fantastic. Don’t know what brand it is but it’s at least 10 years old, I think she got it from TJs on London Rd.
Anyway… yeah it’s about to dies, any recs? Don’t say dyson, I’m not paying that money.
i would ask Kate, but she looks like she drys her hair with a dirty dishcloth. So no thank you!

Get a Diva one off amazon...not the cheapest one they have but pay about £60. I use one and I have thick curly hair! My last one lasted 8 years

 

[Foodaholic]

We don’t talk about thread 20/21

Haha I know.

Adding that I sang we don't talk about bruno-no-no lol......I think this is a thread title winner troll.

 

[Noseybonk]

Was that the thread with Purple Aki in the title? That one and the one before it were great, purely for purple aki being mentioned

I LOVED that thread. It was hilarious

 

[gigi_93]

When purple aki got I Am Midwife the sacki??

 

[Rothsey]

When purple aki got I Am Midwife the sacki??

Bloody hell G yeah, I forgot about midwife sacki!
Good times…

 

[Shazblag]

can someone link her first thread for me please? Fancy a gander myself

Just scroll to the top and click on the Kate Hayes Threads.

 

[Delstar]

Has any of you trolls for a recommendation for a heated airer? Looking online and I’m reading mixed reviews. I know Kate has one, doubt she’s used it for years seeing as she doesn’t wash her clothes

I’ve had the 3 tier one from Lakeland for a few years now and love it. It’s gone a bit wonky (which seems to be a common thing with them) but it works perfectly.

 

[slidders]

I’ve had the 3 tier one from Lakeland for a few years now and love it. It’s gone a bit wonky (which seems to be a common thing with them) but it works perfectly.

I second this. Bought my bestie a Lakeland one too as she loved mine so much.

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Fancy posting on that page Olive had a piss in the potty..... seriously ?!

 

[PedroPony]

The aesthetics is going to be the same as her makeup now, a small crowd of her deluded fan base from years ago or the ones who are bizarrely obsessed with olive will see her on and off for 0.5ml of filler.
I’ll be interested to see if nine toes or cousin sister bestie lets her loose on their faces or whether her CELEB clientele will be the likes Sallie axl.

One of Sallies really good mates is a registered nurse and has recently opened her own aesthetics business so I doubt she will use truff….. then again it’s Sallie we are talking about so… duck knows

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

One of Sallies really good mates is a registered nurse and has recently opened her own aesthetics business so I doubt she will use truff….. then again it’s Sallie we are talking about so… duck knows

Sallies really good mates? None of this belongs in a sentence together. I’m shocked

 

[Boobies]

Logged in for my 7.17 post and I'm disappointed that there is no motivational bullwhiff today. Its my day off and I was relying on being that one person that truff helped with her incoherent babble, to make my bed and go for a walk around the block

 

[GiraffeFur]

If you only followed the ‘interiors’ page, surely by now you’d be like where TF is this announcement?

 

[Chatterbox2412]

If you only followed the ‘interiors’ page, surely by now you’d be like where TF is this announcement?

I thought this and where is the promotion of the actual sofas and the fabrics she chose

 

[Rothsey]

She cant do anything right can she, bless her smelly cotton socks

 

[Behelzabobs]

Omg poor little olive can’t even pee on the potty in peace without cuntychops exposing her like a performing chimp to instagram

 

[Foodaholic]

The child can't eat her breakfast nor go to the toilet without her mum telling a gang of paed0.s

Also, how is she going to do this? She's never in the house so how will the child be trained? Genuine question. I used the stay in for a few days approach, voila, worked a treat....imagine Kate doing that.

Also, do 2 year old have dummies in the daytime? Sorry if I'm bordering mums net territory. My bespokes never had them so I genuinely don't this.