Kat Farmer DMBL40 #9 Lose the hat, Kat, you look like Slenderman in flip flops

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Her (allegedly) aspirational lifestyle was tit. And is tit.
Her taste in furniture is the first clue to her roots.
Most people I know don't have to buy (or be gifted) furniture as theirs is all family heirlooms.

Art is not signage shoved in a plastic frame.

The same people don't worry about their children's names as they are self-assured. Usually they're called by a nickname anyway - Freckle or even Banana.

They don't grasp after free holidays either. They stay in friend's villas in the Med & have a ski chalet for winter.

Their cashmere is from Marks and their clothes mostly logo free.

A hat is for weddings, funerals, racing, Henley etc.

They only appear in a newspaper when they hatch, match or despatch.

There you go Kat.
 
Her (allegedly) aspirational lifestyle was tit. And is tit.
Her taste in furniture is the first clue to her roots.
Most people I know don't have to buy (or be gifted) furniture as theirs is all family heirlooms.

Art is not signage shoved in a plastic frame.

The same people don't worry about their children's names as they are self-assured. Usually they're called by a nickname anyway - Freckle or even Banana.

They don't grasp after free holidays either. They stay in friend's villas in the Med & have a ski chalet for winter.

Their cashmere is from Marks and their clothes mostly logo free.

A hat is for weddings, funerals, racing, Henley etc.

They only appear in a newspaper when they hatch, match or despatch.

There you go Kat.

I on the other hand do not know anyone like this. We are pretend posh because when in-laws moved house to downsize for retirement they didn’t have room for everything so we inherited a coffee table and an artificial Christmas tree. We used the same cot for both kids and passed it on to family.
 
The absolute worst.
Yup. I could not take to her At All. Or Kat. Unsurprisingly. Vile, shallow Mean Girls the pair of them.
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The ridiculous kids names tell you immediately she's lower middle wanna be. Her hideous existence since has merely consolidated that fact.
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I recall an entire thread if angst from Minky az she'd eaten a slice of Victoria Sponge. Between that and the Night Nanny Hoo Ha, she'd well and truly blotted her copy book.
 
I remember Cod and Minky. Fawning over someone who shows off on the internet is madness. Then again I think these super prolific posters aren’t all right in the head either, the amount they post.
Something must be missing in all of their lives to pour such time and energy into seeking validation on the internet.
 
Her (allegedly) aspirational lifestyle was tit. And is tit.
Her taste in furniture is the first clue to her roots.
Most people I know don't have to buy (or be gifted) furniture as theirs is all family heirlooms.

Art is not signage shoved in a plastic frame.

The same people don't worry about their children's names as they are self-assured. Usually they're called by a nickname anyway - Freckle or even Banana.

They don't grasp after free holidays either. They stay in friend's villas in the Med & have a ski chalet for winter.

Their cashmere is from Marks and their clothes mostly logo free.

A hat is for weddings, funerals, racing, Henley etc.

They only appear in a newspaper when they hatch, match or despatch.

There you go Kat.

To be fair though, that’s what she was like. She was top end high street, her favs were John Lewis, All Saints…the occasional splurge at Bicester Village. This is Kat 2.0 now.
 
Kat and minky were great friends on damsels similar demographic. Wonder if they’re still mates and if not, why not…


No they aren’t….

Minky is really lovely once you get to know her
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Minky irl was ok tbf. Had some issues clearly as she’d had the whole IVF journey nightmare and I think was over 40 when it finally took?

Not nearly as self absorbed as Kat though.


Totally agree.
 
I know her. I’m good friends with a ‘friend’ of hers and live very near her. She’s a total grifter, self centred freak. She will use anyone and anything to get what she wants (money and fame) and her dad is absolutely no exception, she’ll milk that cow for all the sympathy she can get. Our paths used to cross professionally back in the day and she was really bitchy about people’s looks and weight (she’s too thin etc) but now is trying to say she lost all that weight, that she’s been miserable about for decades, through the magic of HRT. She an utter train wreck of a human.
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Honestly, she’s not 😉
This is fascinating! I’ve always found her irritating with her puffed sleeves and hideous multicoloured pastel sofa. She loves herself so much.
 
Oh really? I’d noticed the rapid weight loss but didn’t register weight loss drugs?
She hasn’t mentioned it but a menopausal woman who has struggled with her weight for years all of a sudden drops a few stone rings alarm bells. But whatever we must not comment on her weight loss on her post We can say she’s looking great but not mention the elephant in the room!
 
I on the other hand do not know anyone like this. We are pretend posh because when in-laws moved house to downsize for retirement they didn’t have room for everything so we inherited a coffee table and an artificial Christmas tree. We used the same cot for both kids and passed it on to family.

But you don't kid to be anything else. That's class.
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To be fair though, that’s what she was like. She was top end high street, her favs were John Lewis, All Saints…the occasional splurge at Bicester Village. This is Kat 2.0 now.

I think there was always a deep seated superiority complex about her. Oh look, I have fancy children's names, my husband is a partner and we have a big house in Sevenoaks.

It's all utter wankery.
 
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To be fair though, that’s what she was like. She was top end high street, her favs were John Lewis, All Saints…the occasional splurge at Bicester Village. This is Kat 2.0 now.

Not even sure she was top end high street. I seem to remember a lot of Primark (which she called Primarni?) and also a discussion about fat face being too expensive. Very cheap, disposable fashion with not a duck for the environment. Bicester for slightly more expensive bags and accessories.

Milky iirc actually bought proper designer stuff. DVF dresses etc. rungs up the ladder ahead of kat and her cheap tit.
 
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