Jordan Humphries aka jordanqradio

[hol20x]

the merchant

Someone has money! Or is it all #gifted?

 

[msmith2006]

Someone has money! Or is it all #gifted?

The Merchant isn't crazy prices, but she has said they are having small numbers and it's on a Sunday.. Big Bender obvs said no to a Fri or Sat when the prices go a good bit higher haha. Sunday is a bit of a grim day as most people will be in work the next day

 

[sensibility]

The Merchant isn't crazy prices, but she has said they are having small numbers and it's on a Sunday.. Big Bender obvs said no to a Fri or Sat when the prices go a good bit higher haha. Sunday is a bit of a grim day as most people will be in work the next day

sure no ones going anyway
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its funny me slaggin off all these influencers when i've been at rock bottom for a long time lol

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

sure no ones going anyway
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its funny me slaggin off all these influencers when i've been at rock bottom for a long time lol

Me too luv some of them gifted items wouldn’t go a miss in my house. Might cheer me the fuck up for a day or two

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Has anybody else noticed she’s been banging out the ads these past few weeks? Literally a new one every single day. Must be a last minute scramble to scrape the pennies together for the wedding of the year

 

[sensibility]

only two more windows left on my jordan humphries advent calendar

 

[msmith2006]

I'm surprised they are forking out for a honeymoon in the Maldives given the corner cutting elsewhere

 

[sensibility]

I'm surprised they are forking out for a honeymoon in the Maldives given the corner cutting elsewhere

apparently mark lima paid for it in return for three rounds with gay chef ben

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

apparently mark lima paid for it in return for three rounds with gay chef ben

Fucking hell this has finished me I hope big bender has the budgie smugglers packed for the honey moon

 

[hol20x]

I am begging her not to have those hideous eyebrows on her wedding day!!!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I am begging her not to have those hideous eyebrows on her wedding day!!!

I think she would have fixed them by now if she was going to. I hope Rebekah Ward isn’t her MUA for the big day, she’ll be walking down the aisle looking like a prostitute

 

[curtainsonthewall]

I think she would have fixed them by now if she was going to. I hope Rebekah Ward isn’t her MUA for the big day, she’ll be walking down the aisle looking like a prostitute

Sure she’s a big mua herself she’ll be doing her own. It took me a while longer than I’d care to admit that I couldn’t figure out Ben-der

 

[sensibility]

i'm hoping AFlyOnYourWall's silence today is because she is at the merchant and keeping a record of everything today

 

[Instagrammer14]

i'm hoping AFlyOnYourWall's silence today is because she is at the merchant and keeping a record of everything today

Is it not next week?

 

[hol20x]

Is it not next week?

Yes it's a week today

 

[sensibility]

ah for fuck sake, the silly bitch [jq] keeps talking as if its imminent

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

i'm hoping AFlyOnYourWall's silence today is because she is at the merchant and keeping a record of everything today

I’m still alive don’t worry the wedding countdown is on. Personally I can’t wait to see this budget wedding

 

[sensibility]

chef ben has got six days to pull out

(of mark lima)

 

[hol20x]

I thought that was a sex toy she was advertising on her story for a second.

 

[PeanutButterHead]

Sorry what. A textile refresher?!? How very NON on brand. Wtf. Gotta take the gigs where you can get em I guess.

This is why influencers get a bad name….will literally promote anything for clout/dolla. I can think of 10 other influencers who would’ve suited tjis AD more.