Jordan Humphries aka jordanqradio

[AFlyOnYourWall]

she looks better without makeup

Think it’s safe to assume she ain’t getting the brows fixed for the wedding

 

[Never Impressed]

She is so cringe.

Imagine the action in the bedroom

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

She is so cringe.

Imagine the action in the bedroom

I imagine it involves a lot of pegging

 

[curtainsonthewall]

I imagine it involves a lot of pegging

Lmao I went to reply this but u beet me too it babe

 

[Cutthebull]

That turquoise jacket, she literally has awful taste. The story where chef Ben Dover is doing a forced grin is creepy as.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

That turquoise jacket, she literally has awful taste. The story where chef Ben Dover is doing a forced grin is creepy as.

He gives me the willies. He’s always there in the background lurking and eye fucking himself

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I know I’ve said it before, but her dress sense is bloody awful

 

[msmith2006]

surely she must be friendly enough with Rebecca McKinney and could swing a wee ad for Victoria square personal styling service. honest to god her wardrobe must just look like bon marché exploded in it

 

[PeanutButterHead]

surely she must be friendly enough with Rebecca McKinney and could swing a wee ad for Victoria square personal styling service. honest to god her wardrobe must just look like bon marché exploded in it

Nope. Rebekah refuses to fraternise with the insta huns.

also she hasn’t worked for vic sq for a long time!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Undisclosed ads and gifted treatments at the dentists today. Does she pay for anything?!

 

[sensibility]

she's spent it all that's why

 

[msmith2006]

Big Ben(der) says NO to frivolous expenses, only gifted treatments allowed

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Big Ben(der) says NO

Fucking hell I laughed out loud at that and woke the cat

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Lol wtf

 

[msmith2006]

Lol wtf

all those gifted treatments aren't doing much good eh

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Hahaha the absolute desperation trying to be sultry and sexy but instead looks like a bored housewife who isn’t getting enough attention from hubby (who is probably too busy doing his own ‘hoovering’ ) call it a day Jordan

 

[msmith2006]

again what a woeful dress - reminds me of the Hervé Leger bandage dresses that were all the rage over a decade ago - paired with a beige pair of courts....fuck me I could get dressed better in the dark.

also think she has got the photoshop working overtime and smoothed herself out

 

[Never Impressed]

BenDover has really put his foot down and you can tell she's secretly ragin.

 

[cee-bee]

BenDover has really put his foot down and you can tell she's secretly ragin.

you actually can ahahaha

like, I understand what she’s saying and I don’t think it’s an uncommon sentiment… but the fact she’s almost mentioned it as a disclaimer is what makes it odd.

I’m wedding planning too and I absolutely don’t want to become a bridezilla and definitely didn’t want anything extravagant. I’ve found a really gorgeous venue with great caterers and stuck within my budget for both. I’m buying a sample dress from eBay, I’m doing my own makeup, we are having 2 courses because I can never manage 3 at a wedding etc etc. mainly because I just can’t countenance spending a grand on a dress (most of which are poly fabrics and poorly made anyway), or a fortune on flowers when I can do a good job of arrangements myself/most people don’t really notice or care etc etc etc. I’ve been more draconian about it than my fiancé if anything. It’s never occurred to me to explain my choices to guests though.

it’s as if she’s feeling self conscious about being judged for her wedding choices, which says a lot about her mindset and the company she keeps…

 

[msmith2006]

we spent a fortune on our wedding (although parents contributed too) but I don't regret it. it's different strokes for different folks.

it's as if she's shading people who have fancy flowers and extravagant decor while also making it very very obvious that that's what she wanted deep down but big bender said no


also shading 'posed photos' when she literally posed in a skintight dress to advertise a vacuum cleaner last night. fuck off you actual dick