Joe Wicks #12 He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

[Londonchick]

A minute’s silence for poor, hardworking Joe please….

 

[Brummiebird]

A minute’s silence for poor, hardworking Joe please….

I think we should all go and have weekly clapping sessions on our doorsteps to show our thanks for the sacrifices he has made.

In fact, anyone want to start a GoFund me for the poor bloke? Donate to help poor overworked tired Joe Wicks who has to pretend he hasn’t had a break because we can’t mention Mexico?

 

[Roxytoxin]

He is bleeping high right?
Absolutely no bleeping words.
.Joe there are people who genuinely haven't had a break since then unlike you! You fucked off to Mexico you dipshit for one.

Absolute f@cking joker!!! Yeah he works so hard, just works, works works!!! no little trips to Mexico or anything.

 

[mrtumble]

He had a holiday to Antibes and several UK holidays last year too. I've never seen someone insist they work hard as much as him. Well, perhaps my brother in law, who worked til 11pm twice and made sure EVERYONE knew about it.

 

[Brummiebird]

Joe wicks on Monday - Had a lovely weekend at a festival with my family, just relaxing and being present.
Joe Wicks on Wednesday - Not had a break in ages, haven’t stopped since last March.

 

[Pixie85]

So he's been to Mexico, been to a festival for the weekend, been to the wave and stopped there in a cabin and the countless motorbike holidays he has been on....but hasn't had a break a since last march....he talks absolute rubbish

 

[Giggling Squid]

Imagine the hardship and woe is me stories if he had been invited back to socceraid this year… glad he hasn’t, he deserves that break

 

[Scragbags]

I bet he still gets invited to watch. That's his real passion not exercising and eating shite in the vip boxes

 

[Scragbags]

Hes just making catchphrases up now surely? 'Piglet me'

 

[keepyourpeace]

Hes just making catchphrases up now surely? 'Piglet me'

I ran here after those stories!
And yes he is desperate for any sort of press from it.
Also have we time travelled? Is it now October? Hes on a break

 

[Ensay]

I ran here when I saw his story about not having a break. He's got to be joking and I really hope there's people not on tattle who see through his bullshit.

I dont know why he's so desperate to get away with his family either any opportunity and he fucks off to do his own fun activities.

Hasn't stopped. What an absolute hole

Compared to a lot of people on Tattle, I'm relatively new and I've seen through his bullshit from day one, don't worry.

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

I’m assuming he’s ‘reconnecting’ with Rosie that or gone away to deal with the fact Soccer Aid haven’t had him back

 

[Brummiebird]

Hes just making catchphrases up now surely? 'Piglet me'

I thought “Piglet me” was some deviant sexual practice

I’m assuming he’s ‘reconnecting’ with Rosie that or gone away to deal with the fact Soccer Aid haven’t had him back

Not at all surprised he didn’t get invited to Soccer Aid this year, you could see last year how much he was pissing everyone off with all his filming and bragging. There were loads of posts on here about it at the time, he showed all the freebies they got and the luxury hotel they were put up in - all in the name of charity

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

They probably asked Olly Murs and he said not if that dick is playing

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I love that he’s not been asked back so he’s taken himself off to Soho Farm like a petulant child

 

[gooddino]

What’s better than cuddles? Mmm Socceraid?

 

[keepyourpeace]

What’s better than cuddles? Mmm Socceraid?

And distracting himself with learning how to do handstands

 

[Brummiebird]

Imagine being replaced with a bloated Wayne Rooney and a Youtuber called Chunks He must be fuming!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Late to the party but laughing out loud Joe Wicks didn’t get invited back to Soccer Aid but Stephen Mulhern played

 

[mrtumble]

I wonder if the rest of the UK has forgotten about him now...