Joe Wicks #12 He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

[Cornerwindow]

Ah but our messiah, was a teaching assistant for a short time after his sports science degree. Soon quit, “I wasn’t cut out for it” (The Guardian, 18/06/2016), however he is clearly far more capable at phonics and early years education than the rest of us mere mortals, Don’t you know he’s written a children’s book?! I’m sure Indie knows it by heart.

 

[Anotherdayanotherwalk]

Don’t you know he’s written a children’s book?! I’m sure Indie knows it by heart.

Imagine if he drags her around the book launch to "read" it to his disciples

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Imagine if he drags her around the book launch to "read" it to his disciples

You just know that’s going to happen

 

[mrtumble]

Lolz at Joe hothousing his poor 3 year old daughter to 'read' - he is all the other school parents' worst nightmare. Imagine him on the class WhatsApp group - bleeping loon.

 

[Asparagus123]

They seem to treat Indie like a grown up and expect to much from her she’s just a baby really !

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Can just imagine him offering to do the kids PE lessons, never mind they have trained professionals for that he’s the nations PE teacher….

 

[Cynic123]

There’s a reason why teachers teach, they are professionally qualified and he isn’t, why can’t he just be a normal parent and be chill and let her play and eat in peace. He’s such a dick

 

[KeriRhys]

Poor Indie is just parroting back what she thinks he wants to hear! "Marley Luca Wicks" of course she's not reading it you twit...she's three ffs!!!

 

[Ticktickmeh]

You just know that’s going to happen

Is it wrong to say if it does i hope she has a tantrum or just doesn't perform... juat so in her own little way she is telling her dad she is over being his performance monkey.

Still queue story for 20 years time "my childhood was 'traumatic'" pot kettle black Joe

 

[expatfancy]

Looks like the messiah has got himself a dose of Botox

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Looks like the messiah has got himself a dose of Botox
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He and Dozie got a BOGOF I think

 

[LaLaDoDo]

Looks like the messiah has got himself a dose of Botox
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It’s hard when you’ve had no break since March last year. Again all work no play for Joe

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

He's having such a relatable day.

Are you training today?
No, Joe, I'm at work.

Are you powerboarding on a lake today?
No, Joe, I'm at work

It's all about mOtiVaTiOn. Nothing to do with the endless free time you have obviously.

 

[Brummiebird]

Have we all got our gin tons at the ready for the big boom reveal?

In honour of the momentous event I will be sounding out my thoughts. “W….H……A……T…….A……..L……O……A……..D………O……F……..S………H……….I………….T”

 

[Roxytoxin]

Have we all got our gin tons at the ready for the big boom reveal?

In honour of the momentous event I will be sounding out my thoughts. “W….H……A……T…….A……..L……O……A……..D………O……F……..S………H……….I………….T”

Ha ha I read this in Catherine Tates Nan voice

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

Ha ha I read this in Catherine Tates Nan voice

so did I ! what a f@cking liberty

 

[keepyourpeace]

That sodding book is half price today at 6.49.
Who in their right mind is gonna spend nearly 13 quid on it normally?!

 

[VC10]

That sodding book is half price today at 6.49.
Who in their right mind is gonna spend nearly 13 quid on it normally?!

Lol, itll go to £4.99 yet, before being remaindered

 

[Bluesmartie_99]

Poor Marley in that video of him with the book. The poor wee thing was just excited about opening the present and Joe just kept pushing him away just so he could get a decent video I imagine

 

[gooddino]

The book looks like one of those cheap £1 ones from The Works- only it’s hardback Talk about trying to ride the crest of a wave and cash in as much as possible