Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #33 Pipe down Bin Shady. You can't touch us! STOP! #hammertime

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bluecups said:
IIRC contained within the DWAL application objections one of the neighbours said that official complaints had been registered with the authorities re: land covenants at the beginning of July. But piss all has happened :(
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see this is why imo the council could visit under this reason but use it also for conditions etc
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GenetAlias said:
The covenants unfortunatley are nothing to do with the council. The neighbours house imposed the covenants when they sold Jodie's house to protect themselves and future owners of any development. We had a house that had restrictive covenants and it's a civil matter.
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oh really had no idea thanks
so does that mean the council have no say on the amount/where the sheds are ??
 
I really do hope this is the beginning of the end
 

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lovesthegossipmx said:
see this is why imo the council could visit under this reason but use it also for conditions etc
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oh really had no idea thanks
so does that mean the council have no say on the amount/where the sheds are ??
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It’s just little bits of all different laws being broken-ish. We really need some Co-ordinated effort but mostly we need anti-hoarding law.

Can FF be reported to FB and insta for showing animal abuse?
 
Randolph was the three legged she claimed was poisoned and that Staph managed to administer a vit k injection using her hair tie, but those on farce in the know explained that her story didn't make sense. He seems to have died, but of course she is saying he is fine because she knows she's fucked up. She has lied about the genet as well, she said she was re-homed but she died, so I wouldn't believe everything she says.
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
Did I mention Hairdresser Jade made it onto the tracker?

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Fake Blondie > Dopey Bollocks > Hairdresser Jade.

Thanks to @Miss Villanelle for Dopey Bollocks.

Tracie hasn't been added yet because I think she was just there to take photos? She's friends with Nicky W and photographs Nicky's brother a lot.

We get a bingo as soon as Jack's accused of bestiality. Yay! x
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What do you think about crossing off Nicky J and Eric ‘duck the neighbours’ Spike?
 
If they’ve deleted their posts because they’ve had a cease and desist letter let’s just hope they are taking their eyewitness reports to the relevant authorities. I’m hoping they’ve been advised to not post online due to an impending case 🤞🏼 Jodie should be sent a cease and desist letter too she’s already said enough to cause their reputation a lot of damage.
Maybe they should tell all in a song instead 🎶
 
A huge part of me is hoping that post from a friend is untrue, even though we all know it's the truth.

I don't agree that she's struggling though, Jodie wants, Jodie gets. She cares about nobody cut herself. The animals are all there for her, she is not there for the animals

She is a narcissistic witch, she doesn't care who suffers, she doesn't care who gets tortured, she doesn't care who dies. She has never genuinely cried about anything or anyone other than herself.

She is an animal abuser who enjoys inflicting abuse on animals, including the two legged kind.

She did definitely dump Mark though.
 
lovesthegossipmx said:
see this is why imo the council could visit under this reason but use it also for conditions etc
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oh really had no idea thanks
so does that mean the council have no say on the amount/where the sheds are ??
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The covenants stated only a potting shed and greenhouse in the garden. She has foxes, marmosets, meerkats, raccoon, raccoon dogs, hedgehogs, ducks, geese, dogs, owls etc. etc. All of those enclosures. The council cannot do anything about the garden, but they can about the paddock.
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Marmalade Atkins said:
Did I mention Hairdresser Jade made it onto the tracker?

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Fake Blondie > Dopey Bollocks > Hairdresser Jade.

Thanks to @Miss Villanelle for Dopey Bollocks.

Tracie hasn't been added yet because I think she was just there to take photos? She's friends with Nicky W and photographs Nicky's brother a lot.

We get a bingo as soon as Jack's accused of bestiality. Yay! x
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Tracie likes to see herself as someone who photos everything. At Fripps though she said she couldn't work out how to flip the camera on her phone.
Make that make sense.
 
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With Tattle being mentioned a few times over on Fripps Farce I'm guessing this thread is getting quite a few new views.

Many of us will recall this bleeping awful rant she made about children. But for those who don't...

I present to you -eugenics according to Jodie Marsh.

2nd October 2006
"Me and Lauren have said it a thousand times but we think that everyone should be sterilised at birth (by some sort of reversible process) and then when you want to have kids, you have to be vetted (the same sort of vetting that applies if you want to adopt) to see if you are a suitable candidate to have kids. Then and only then can you have the process reversed for as long as it takes to get pregnant. After that, you have to apply again if you want to have more kids. Single-handedly I want to revolutionise the world as we know it. Can you imagine the possibilities? You'd have no abortion, no underage pregnancies, no abuse and no neglect. It would end so many of the biggest problems we have today in society. All kids would be brought into loving homes, they would be cared for and supported and educated. Come on Blair - sort it out old boy! That or move over; I'm coming for your job!!!!!!!"
  • Monday 2nd October 2006 - The one about Cris Judd and stalking people..... (again!)


    Me and Sarah are sitting here in hysterics. We have just played detective and managed to find out where my perfect stranger works, the address and phone number of his office and even the name of his business partner. That is assuming that he actually is called Dave Doyle (Lauren seems to think he is; if not I'll look like a right wally if some random man called Dave Doyle gets in touch and I've never laid eyes on him!). Yesterday I was chatting to a guy on Loopylove who told me he was a private detective. We got chatting about it today and said that we would both be really good at that and that we reckon we could find out ANYTHING about anyone. So; we went and did just that. Ha ha. I'm not stalking him honest mum (although Sarah is in the process of phoning Stalkers Anonymous as I type this!)
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    Last night we watched a film called Proof with Jordan and Lauren and I took down a couple of lines from it. It's the best thing I've heard in ages:

    "Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they are nuts - they've got better things to do. A very good sign that you are crazy is the inability to ask the question "Am I crazy?". Crazy people don't ask!"

    Thank the Lord on high - I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! Cos I ask (myself and everyone around me) ALL the time "am I crazy?" I am sooooooo glad the film cleared that up for me! I feel a lot calmer. Ha ha

    So true though, don't you think?! If you have the ability to ask "am I crazy?" than you can't be that mad because you KNOW you're behaviour is weird but if you don't even know how weird you are then perhaps you do have problems.

    Sarah, as you know, is staying with me for the week. We are having a girlie indulgence week and pampering ourselves. We are eating good food (Jord is cooking us a quorn spaghetti bolognaise as we sit here - a MAN'S place is in the kitchen!), we are talking lots and we're going to go and do lovely fun things like have a full-body massage.

    Before Sarah came over last night, me and Lauren went to the Carvery to get a roast dinner. Loads of kids kept coming over while I was eating my food and also while I was standing at the grill being served my food. They were really sweet and all wanted autographs but one thing that struck us was that NONE of them said "please" or "thank you". Not only that but they REALLY pestered me and I didn't get a minute's peace. Now I love kids and they made me laugh lots and were very sweet, as I said. What bothered me was that clearly their parents had no concern for the fact that they were pestering me to death. One little girl made me sign her arm, both her hands, her leg and ankle. She wouldn't go away until I had signed every uncovered space on her body. She even asked me to sign her forehead and/or face. When I refused to sign her forehead she asked me "why" and I said because it might hurt and it would look silly. I also said that her mum might not like it. She ran away to ask her mum and came back saying "my mum says it's ok!" I can't believe that parents let their kids run wild like that round a restaurant in the first place (and not just a normal restaurant but a really busy Carvery where people are carrying heavy plates of food all over the place) and I can't believe that for one second they didn't think to say to their kids "make sure you say 'please' and 'thank you' and then come straight back here!" when the kids first asked to get my autograph. Instead there was no sign of any parents and the kids didn't leave me alone. I know I sound like a really grumpy old cow but when I walk down Brentwood High Street and get abused by a bunch of 12 year olds, it's no wonder that I get fed up with it. It's the very reason I WILL NOT bring my own kids up in this country. No manners or respect anymore. It's not the kids' faults. It's the parents. When I was young, my mum and dad would have never let me go and harass a famous person sitting in a restaurant. They might have let me wait til the end of his meal and then go over (not that I ever wanted to anyway on the odd time we saw Mike Reid) but they would never have just let me run riot around his table! It really angers me that so many kids these days don't have a hope in hell of being a decent person when they are older. From as young as when they can first talk, they think it's funny to swear and they don't even know how to use simple words like "please".

    Me and Lauren have said it a thousand times but we think that everyone should be sterilised at birth (by some sort of reversible process) and then when you want to have kids, you have to be vetted (the same sort of vetting that applies if you want to adopt) to see if you are a suitable candidate to have kids. Then and only then can you have the process reversed for as long as it takes to get pregnant. After that, you have to apply again if you want to have more kids. Single-handedly I want to revolutionise the world as we know it. Can you imagine the possibilities? You'd have no abortion, no underage pregnancies, no abuse and no neglect. It would end so many of the biggest problems we have today in society. All kids would be brought into loving homes, they would be cared for and supported and educated. Come on Blair - sort it out old boy! That or move over; I'm coming for your job!!!!!!!

    Jordan has just brought us some mushrooms dripping in garlic and lemon juice that he just cooked. They were in a bowl with two cocktail sticks and we have eaten the lot in ten seconds flat! We're now waiting for our main course, like two hungry kids that haven't been fed in a week.

    Sarah and I have bought the film "Take the Lead" today. It's a new version of Dirty Dancing - we're very excited. We're gonna watch it tonight along with a new horror film that looks amazing. Tomorrow after our massages, we're going to the cinema to see the new Adam Sandler film "Click" which looks even more amazing! We are the biggest Adam Sandler fans in the world!

    Me and Sarah have had a really long conversation today about how sexy men are that can dance. Getting the film instigated it and we spent the next hour talking about it. We also got chatting about Cris Judd (J-Lo's ex husband and world famous dancer and choreographer) cos Sarah was with me the night I first met him. We were both blown away by his dance moves and within ten minutes of meeting him, he had dragged me onto the dance floor of what was then Ten Rooms. We stayed there grinding steamily together until the club shut and then I dragged him back to Essex for cuddles. We talked until the sun came up and when I got in the car to go to work, he got in a cab to go back to London. There was an international Dance Awards that night in London (hence why he was in the country) and he had to collect the award for Best Choreographer. I can honestly say that he soooooooooo deserved it! Ha ha. What a man!
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    Sarah is now on the verge of a nervous breakdown (man troubles) and she has decided to call the number we have for Dave Doyle to see if he is the man we think he is (and she calls ME a stalker!) and I am smiling dreamily as I remember the night I got thrown around the dance floor by Cris Judd. We are such children! I swear that sometimes if people could see what we get up to and even listen in on our conversations we'd be strapped into a white jacket and locked up. But at least we know we're not crazy cos if we were then we wouldn't even know it and we DO know it... hang on... so are we crazy or aren't we?! No, that's it; we're NOT crazy we just have the ability to question whether we are, which means that we're not. Phew - sorted.

    In the middle of this blog, we went off to eat dinner (and delicious it was too) and I got told off by my mum for feeding Paddy and Lyla at the table. I only slipped them a bit of quorn to taste! Ha ha. My dad doesn't mind; he feeds them too. They loved it. I went to get some more and asked Jordan which saucepan it was in. He told me "the middle one" and I opened it up to see 4 whole dead chicken's bodies in it (they're being cooked for the little dogs). I screamed and threw the lid (out of sheer panic) and then swore loudly a few times (my mum told me off again for that!). Sorry, but I can't cope with dead animals in pans. The way I feel about eating animals; I might as well have opened the lid to see a human dead arm in there! Gross!

    Sarah has just come back into the room (she's been chatting to my mum about Bella and Rebel being put to sleep) and she freaked and screamed "what are you doing?" - she said I shouldn't be left to write blogs unsupervised right now as I'm not to be trusted. Ha ha. She knows that I'm a woman on the edge and that I might just say something I will later regret (although I don't believe in having regrets!). Because of this she is watching everything I write and she just went nuts cos I managed a whole paragraph without her being in the room. Ha ha. I LOVE being treated like a child; it makes me feel naughty and capable of anything. I can then just blame my bad behaviour on all the men who have messed me around this year.

    I am going to go now cos fun as it's been; I have things to attend to (like eating chocolate, talking about fit male dancers and watching films with fit men in - we only watched Proof last night cos it had Jake Gyllenhaal in it). Sarah is now laying on the floor saying that she can't move cos she's full up. I'm going to carry her to the car to take her back to mine
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    Lots and lots of love to all of you - I hope you are all behaving impeccably (unlike me) and you are remembering to say 'please' and 'thank you'!!

    Jodie Louisa Marsh

    xxx

    P.S Just want to say "hi" to Chris who had an accident recently and isn't feeling too well. I hope you get better soon babe. I did an interview with your friend last week and she told me that you'd appreciate the mention. Lots of love to you.....

    P.P.S Since Sarah is laying on the floor now, she can't see what I'm doing and I told her I'm just going to check the blog for spelling mistakes and then put it online. She heard me type more than one word and shouted "oi, what are you doing? That sounds too long to just be a spelling amendment! I don't want you typing "I love Ben" or something while I'm not looking Marsh!" ha ha ha ha ha ha - she knows me too well that one
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    P.P.P.S - I told Sarah I was going to write that last bit and she just said "come on then - what have you written fruit-loop?" I laughed and she said "actually, you're a Honey nut loop cos you're still a Honey but you're a nutter and you're loopy!" I like it............


 
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