Jodie Marsh and Fripps Farm #33 Pipe down Bin Shady. You can't touch us! STOP! #hammertime

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GenetAlias said:
The covenants stated only a potting shed and greenhouse in the garden. She has foxes, marmosets, meerkats, raccoon, raccoon dogs, hedgehogs, ducks, geese, dogs, owls etc. etc. All of those enclosures. The council cannot do anything about the garden, but they can about the paddock.
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Someone on farce said that as she has fenced in the sheds she has made them permanent structures and needs planning permission. I’m sure this info was past onto the neighbours.
 
ToadyHarsh said:
It looks like this is currently the most liked thread title suggestion, but there's been better, more relevant suggestions recently. Tomorrow I'll put all the suggestions in a post and work out some sort of poll for people to choose their favourite. I'd do it now but my laptop is turned off and I've had a few birthday cavas 🍾🥂
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edit @bluecups great minds and all that 😂😂
 
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bluecups said:
With Tattle being mentioned a few times over on Fripps Farce I'm guessing this thread is getting quite a few new views.

Many of us will recall this bleeping awful rant she made about children. But for those who don't...

I present to you -eugenics according to Jodie Marsh.

2nd October 2006
"Me and Lauren have said it a thousand times but we think that everyone should be sterilised at birth (by some sort of reversible process) and then when you want to have kids, you have to be vetted (the same sort of vetting that applies if you want to adopt) to see if you are a suitable candidate to have kids. Then and only then can you have the process reversed for as long as it takes to get pregnant. After that, you have to apply again if you want to have more kids. Single-handedly I want to revolutionise the world as we know it. Can you imagine the possibilities? You'd have no abortion, no underage pregnancies, no abuse and no neglect. It would end so many of the biggest problems we have today in society. All kids would be brought into loving homes, they would be cared for and supported and educated. Come on Blair - sort it out old boy! That or move over; I'm coming for your job!!!!!!!"
  • Monday 2nd October 2006 - The one about Cris Judd and stalking people..... (again!)


    Me and Sarah are sitting here in hysterics. We have just played detective and managed to find out where my perfect stranger works, the address and phone number of his office and even the name of his business partner. That is assuming that he actually is called Dave Doyle (Lauren seems to think he is; if not I'll look like a right wally if some random man called Dave Doyle gets in touch and I've never laid eyes on him!). Yesterday I was chatting to a guy on Loopylove who told me he was a private detective. We got chatting about it today and said that we would both be really good at that and that we reckon we could find out ANYTHING about anyone. So; we went and did just that. Ha ha. I'm not stalking him honest mum (although Sarah is in the process of phoning Stalkers Anonymous as I type this!) View attachment 3292981 q

    Last night we watched a film called Proof with Jordan and Lauren and I took down a couple of lines from it. It's the best thing I've heard in ages:

    "Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they are nuts - they've got better things to do. A very good sign that you are crazy is the inability to ask the question "Am I crazy?". Crazy people don't ask!"

    Thank the Lord on high - I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! Cos I ask (myself and everyone around me) ALL the time "am I crazy?" I am sooooooo glad the film cleared that up for me! I feel a lot calmer. Ha ha

    So true though, don't you think?! If you have the ability to ask "am I crazy?" than you can't be that mad because you KNOW you're behaviour is weird but if you don't even know how weird you are then perhaps you do have problems.

    Sarah, as you know, is staying with me for the week. We are having a girlie indulgence week and pampering ourselves. We are eating good food (Jord is cooking us a quorn spaghetti bolognaise as we sit here - a MAN'S place is in the kitchen!), we are talking lots and we're going to go and do lovely fun things like have a full-body massage.

    Before Sarah came over last night, me and Lauren went to the Carvery to get a roast dinner. Loads of kids kept coming over while I was eating my food and also while I was standing at the grill being served my food. They were really sweet and all wanted autographs but one thing that struck us was that NONE of them said "please" or "thank you". Not only that but they REALLY pestered me and I didn't get a minute's peace. Now I love kids and they made me laugh lots and were very sweet, as I said. What bothered me was that clearly their parents had no concern for the fact that they were pestering me to death. One little girl made me sign her arm, both her hands, her leg and ankle. She wouldn't go away until I had signed every uncovered space on her body. She even asked me to sign her forehead and/or face. When I refused to sign her forehead she asked me "why" and I said because it might hurt and it would look silly. I also said that her mum might not like it. She ran away to ask her mum and came back saying "my mum says it's ok!" I can't believe that parents let their kids run wild like that round a restaurant in the first place (and not just a normal restaurant but a really busy Carvery where people are carrying heavy plates of food all over the place) and I can't believe that for one second they didn't think to say to their kids "make sure you say 'please' and 'thank you' and then come straight back here!" when the kids first asked to get my autograph. Instead there was no sign of any parents and the kids didn't leave me alone. I know I sound like a really grumpy old cow but when I walk down Brentwood High Street and get abused by a bunch of 12 year olds, it's no wonder that I get fed up with it. It's the very reason I WILL NOT bring my own kids up in this country. No manners or respect anymore. It's not the kids' faults. It's the parents. When I was young, my mum and dad would have never let me go and harass a famous person sitting in a restaurant. They might have let me wait til the end of his meal and then go over (not that I ever wanted to anyway on the odd time we saw Mike Reid) but they would never have just let me run riot around his table! It really angers me that so many kids these days don't have a hope in hell of being a decent person when they are older. From as young as when they can first talk, they think it's funny to swear and they don't even know how to use simple words like "please".

    Me and Lauren have said it a thousand times but we think that everyone should be sterilised at birth (by some sort of reversible process) and then when you want to have kids, you have to be vetted (the same sort of vetting that applies if you want to adopt) to see if you are a suitable candidate to have kids. Then and only then can you have the process reversed for as long as it takes to get pregnant. After that, you have to apply again if you want to have more kids. Single-handedly I want to revolutionise the world as we know it. Can you imagine the possibilities? You'd have no abortion, no underage pregnancies, no abuse and no neglect. It would end so many of the biggest problems we have today in society. All kids would be brought into loving homes, they would be cared for and supported and educated. Come on Blair - sort it out old boy! That or move over; I'm coming for your job!!!!!!!

    Jordan has just brought us some mushrooms dripping in garlic and lemon juice that he just cooked. They were in a bowl with two cocktail sticks and we have eaten the lot in ten seconds flat! We're now waiting for our main course, like two hungry kids that haven't been fed in a week.

    Sarah and I have bought the film "Take the Lead" today. It's a new version of Dirty Dancing - we're very excited. We're gonna watch it tonight along with a new horror film that looks amazing. Tomorrow after our massages, we're going to the cinema to see the new Adam Sandler film "Click" which looks even more amazing! We are the biggest Adam Sandler fans in the world!

    Me and Sarah have had a really long conversation today about how sexy men are that can dance. Getting the film instigated it and we spent the next hour talking about it. We also got chatting about Cris Judd (J-Lo's ex husband and world famous dancer and choreographer) cos Sarah was with me the night I first met him. We were both blown away by his dance moves and within ten minutes of meeting him, he had dragged me onto the dance floor of what was then Ten Rooms. We stayed there grinding steamily together until the club shut and then I dragged him back to Essex for cuddles. We talked until the sun came up and when I got in the car to go to work, he got in a cab to go back to London. There was an international Dance Awards that night in London (hence why he was in the country) and he had to collect the award for Best Choreographer. I can honestly say that he soooooooooo deserved it! Ha ha. What a man! View attachment 3292982 q

    Sarah is now on the verge of a nervous breakdown (man troubles) and she has decided to call the number we have for Dave Doyle to see if he is the man we think he is (and she calls ME a stalker!) and I am smiling dreamily as I remember the night I got thrown around the dance floor by Cris Judd. We are such children! I swear that sometimes if people could see what we get up to and even listen in on our conversations we'd be strapped into a white jacket and locked up. But at least we know we're not crazy cos if we were then we wouldn't even know it and we DO know it... hang on... so are we crazy or aren't we?! No, that's it; we're NOT crazy we just have the ability to question whether we are, which means that we're not. Phew - sorted.

    In the middle of this blog, we went off to eat dinner (and delicious it was too) and I got told off by my mum for feeding Paddy and Lyla at the table. I only slipped them a bit of quorn to taste! Ha ha. My dad doesn't mind; he feeds them too. They loved it. I went to get some more and asked Jordan which saucepan it was in. He told me "the middle one" and I opened it up to see 4 whole dead chicken's bodies in it (they're being cooked for the little dogs). I screamed and threw the lid (out of sheer panic) and then swore loudly a few times (my mum told me off again for that!). Sorry, but I can't cope with dead animals in pans. The way I feel about eating animals; I might as well have opened the lid to see a human dead arm in there! Gross!

    Sarah has just come back into the room (she's been chatting to my mum about Bella and Rebel being put to sleep) and she freaked and screamed "what are you doing?" - she said I shouldn't be left to write blogs unsupervised right now as I'm not to be trusted. Ha ha. She knows that I'm a woman on the edge and that I might just say something I will later regret (although I don't believe in having regrets!). Because of this she is watching everything I write and she just went nuts cos I managed a whole paragraph without her being in the room. Ha ha. I LOVE being treated like a child; it makes me feel naughty and capable of anything. I can then just blame my bad behaviour on all the men who have messed me around this year.

    I am going to go now cos fun as it's been; I have things to attend to (like eating chocolate, talking about fit male dancers and watching films with fit men in - we only watched Proof last night cos it had Jake Gyllenhaal in it). Sarah is now laying on the floor saying that she can't move cos she's full up. I'm going to carry her to the car to take her back to mine View attachment 3292983 q

    Lots and lots of love to all of you - I hope you are all behaving impeccably (unlike me) and you are remembering to say 'please' and 'thank you'!!

    Jodie Louisa Marsh

    xxx

    P.S Just want to say "hi" to Chris who had an accident recently and isn't feeling too well. I hope you get better soon babe. I did an interview with your friend last week and she told me that you'd appreciate the mention. Lots of love to you.....

    P.P.S Since Sarah is laying on the floor now, she can't see what I'm doing and I told her I'm just going to check the blog for spelling mistakes and then put it online. She heard me type more than one word and shouted "oi, what are you doing? That sounds too long to just be a spelling amendment! I don't want you typing "I love Ben" or something while I'm not looking Marsh!" ha ha ha ha ha ha - she knows me too well that one View attachment 3292984 q

    P.P.P.S - I told Sarah I was going to write that last bit and she just said "come on then - what have you written fruit-loop?" I laughed and she said "actually, you're a Honey nut loop cos you're still a Honey but you're a nutter and you're loopy!" I like it............

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Didn’t she also say some vile about a kid on holiday that stole her phone or something? I think she was going through a break up or something. I had a quick google on the DS forum but can’t find what I’m thinking of.
 
banf83 said:
Didn’t she also say some vile about a kid on holiday that stole her phone or something? I think she was going through a break up or something. I had a quick google on the DS forum but can’t find what I’m thinking of.
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SPANISH thieving peasant c*nts! 😄

This was when she was obsessed with MotoGP/F1 and she went out to Spain to pull Valentino Rossi but she wasn't even allowed to meet him.
 
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Right hang on................... my phone has just been stolen. Can you f*cking believe it?Huh By two motherf*cking peasant kids. C*NTS!!!!!!!!! C*nts, c*nts, c*nts. I hope they die of some hideous disease. I´m sitting here typing away when two little brats (can´t have been any older than 10 years old) come in and start waving newspapers in my face. They were literally hitting my face with the papers and I waved them away saying "English!" - of course the peasants don´t speak a word of English. They ran out of the shop taking my phone with them, which was lying next to the keyboard. I have now cancelled it and am stuck in this sh*tty town til tomorrow. Wanna come home NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I´m not gonna write anymore now as I am too pissed off at the thieving c*nts. I chased them out of the shop 30 seconds after I realised what they had done but they had long gone! (and I also realised that I would have had absolutely no problem in pinning them against a brick wall and doing them some damage (who gives a f*ck if they´re only ten - they knew full well what they were doing and they have just caused me the biggest load of grief). I am going to be keeping the same number but it probably won´t be on again for another week so any mates reading this will need to get in touch in a week or so. Write again when I´m back in England. I´vehad enough!!!!I´ve had the best 5 days but I now wanna come home to Dancer 2 and have some fun. The whole world is sh*t. In England I get grief and jealousy and weirdos and in a foreigh country I get robbed. You can´t win. I need to buy my own island where only nice people are allowed to live there. A whole island full of intelligent, fun, successful, nice, genuine people. This is sooooooo wrong! God I hate Valencia. No one even speaks English to be able to help me find the kids and beat them over the head. These kids must work this area all the time. They knew exactly what they were doing.
 
banf83 said:
Someone on farce said that as she has fenced in the sheds she has made them permanent structures and needs planning permission. I’m sure this info was past onto the neighbours.
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yeah this is what ive been saying today,the council should be round checking then once in they can see the animals state the place is in they can get the ball rolling

why are the council and others so bloody slow and the sheds are blatantly breaking rules so should be easy to vist
 
banf83 said:
Someone on farce said that as she has fenced in the sheds she has made them permanent structures and needs planning permission. I’m sure this info was past onto the neighbours.
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I did mention that on ff.
When you build horse structures you can get away from having to have planning permission for field shelters as long as you move them. Most are built on skis for easy moving. (The only place this doesn't apply is in some sites of natural beauty or national parks, then it's planning permission for any shelter and in some places your not even allowed to feed in the field.)
Now that she has built the fences and showed them being concreted into place non of the shelters can move making them now something that needs planning permission.
Although I have never needed this knowledge my ponies where on yards, it's a common topic on pages such as chit chat and tack on Facebook.
 
ToadyHarsh said:
Thank you so much ❤ Mrs TH got me a watch just like the one Jeff Golfblum had in Kaos ❤❤❤
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a watch you say, was it slyly lifted from an ex anti bullying ambassadors personal collection??

happy birthday, maybe Jodie will do the song & dance for you …if stephs a troll maybe it’s starting to make sense why she just got chants of “you’re old” instead of a dance🤔
 
bluecow said:
I did mention that on ff.
When you build horse structures you can get away from having to have planning permission for field shelters as long as you move them. Most are built on skis for easy moving. (The only place this doesn't apply is in some sites of natural beauty or national parks, then it's planning permission for any shelter and in some places your not even allowed to feed in the field.)
Now that she has built the fences and showed them being concreted into place non of the shelters can move making them now something that needs planning permission.
Although I have never needed this knowledge my ponies where on yards, it's a common topic on pages such as chit chat and tack on Facebook.
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I just don’t get it, seems she gets away with everything 🫤
 
bluecow said:
I did mention that on ff.
When you build horse structures you can get away from having to have planning permission for field shelters as long as you move them. Most are built on skis for easy moving. (The only place this doesn't apply is in some sites of natural beauty or national parks, then it's planning permission for any shelter and in some places your not even allowed to feed in the field.)
Now that she has built the fences and showed them being concreted into place non of the shelters can move making them now something that needs planning permission.
Although I have never needed this knowledge my ponies where on yards, it's a common topic on pages such as chit chat and tack on Facebook.
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Yeah but it will have to go via legal, they’ll have to write to her and give time to reply blah blah I’m sure this is all going on in the background as she lives next to a councillor.
Personally I’m hoping Steph will spill the beans on whether Jodie did dump Mark…
 
Been having a good old think and thought I’d compile a list of the most burning questions we need Steph to answer, maybe someone can slip into her dm’s and send her the list;

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Steph you have our complete confidence x
 
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