Joanne Marie Cronin #5 Boobs around waist, no fashion taste, now anti-waste, seems a bit spaced

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Jesus H Christ! 🤣 what is she thinking!? And my god that make up, taking tips on lipstick application from Mrs Doyle again Jo? What a state.
 
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BigMavis said:
Favourite colour. Purple.
Favourite crystal. Rose quartz.
Favourite place. Sofa under the manky blanket.
Favourite film. Home alone and elf.
Favourite sport. Running. Tennis.
Favourite dance. Freestyle and burlys.
Favourite song. Ehm. Men in Black.
Favourite hobby. Being sick.
Favourite sex position. (Remember that? 😂) gotta go mams got my dinner ready.
Favourite website. TATTLE LIFE.
Happy new year 🎉 I don't think JoJo can top the bollix from this year but one shall see.
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Oh and don’t forget the favorite food is usually a 4 in 1. But I see now she’s changed it to a chicken curry chips and rice. Jojo you absolute minx!

ps which one of you sent in the comment saying ‘love your lip stick today ‘ 🤣🤣🤣
 
What a snoozefest of a Q&A as per usual! Same old waffle, so she's doing yet another course in February? That must be how she keeps her parents off her back "mammy, daddy, cant you see I can't look for a job right now, I'm doing a COURSE!"
She has all the expensive makeup kits going but still looks like a dogs dinner 🙄
 
I dont care what brand make up she has but her make up is so unsuited to her she looks like the night out afters with make up topped off in a clubs toilet while plastered. She really should look at getting her make up done for her and a consultation of what would suit her and a look through her make up. Those glossy reds and pinks really dont look nice on her.
What was she on about "when i was younger i liked peplum and skater dresses" what you mean younger Joanne you were only wearing that the other week!!
 
Very hung up on the 3 0 thing isn't she? never understood it myself, at 30 I had a houseful of weeins but I guess my friends who didn't hit it hard. Wait till you get to 40 Joanne, won't be long flying in, let's hope you've sorted yourself out by then 😂 have found the right course and this is all an embarrassing nightmare.
 
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Yet another NYE post, she looks like tit here to be honest, lipstick all over her teeth, hair in disarray, she looks like she's been drinking all day, not very fresh Jojo!
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Reminds me of Shirley from eastenders

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What a snoozefest of a Q&A as per usual! Same old waffle, so she's doing yet another course in February? That must be how she keeps her parents off her back "mammy, daddy, cant you see I can't look for a job right now, I'm doing a COURSE!"
She has all the expensive makeup kits going but still looks like a dogs dinner 🙄
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You need to do them for universal credits don’t you? Haha
 
So she's not just recycling old clothes, now she's recycling old pictures, boooring! 🙄
Give us some new material please Joanne ye lazy mare!
Also, you've said "physically" twice in your post, would you ever start to proof-read your pearls of wisdom, it smacks of laziness and frankly disrespectful to your "fans" that you can't even cast your eye over what you've written instead of throwing up any oul shite and thinking it will do.
New year, same old Joanne! 😏
 
What's the story with the repeated posts? All old clothes..is he just going to use all those rags forever 😂 ffs , sustainable maybe but none of them are actually fashionable. Like that bright pink mini that we we would wear in the early 00s 😂 anyone remember the dolly shoes? 🙈 A lovely dress she was gifted and she paired it with the dolly shoes 🙈😳 she has zero fashion sense. Can't do lives cos she has nothing to talk about and not able to answer questions properly. When she does a QandA she just answers the same questions every time. What's your fave Chinese. What's your fave drink. Fml why is she even on the gram? 🙈
 
Her poor mum will be in the hospital for 6-8 weeks and Joannes main concern is replying to instagram dms from strangers?
She's in for a REAL wake up call now, gone will be the days of lying around the house being attended on, Jojo is going to have to step up and pitch in around the house and care for her mum when she gets out of hospital and on the long road to recovery.
This will be the making of her, she will finally learn about real responsibility and thinking of someone else but herself for a change.
Turns out her being unemployed is a blessing in this case, her mum will have full time round the clock assistance during her recovery.....🤞
 
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