Joanne Larby #7 Her jawline plays hide and seek, cute corners make her and Madam weak

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Cosysocks2021 said:
Her interiors stuff would be far more relatable if she geared it towards fellow renters, like 'high-rise to House a renters guide to make a place your own' - but this empling they own it and its a reno is so sad. There is nothing wrong with renting if that's the position you are in.
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you’ve hit the nail on the head. She’s just not relatable. She’s not inspiring, she doesn’t have an enviable fashion sense. She’s dull as a doorknob and I’m sure the scandal and laughs of her sad attempts at staying relevant are a major part of her followers. I wonder what brands see in her as an “affiliate”?
 
I can't with the colours. Like if your filtering a pic so much the colours are distorted it's pointless.
If you scroll back you will see the actual colour of her couch and shocker it ain't the same as the most recent one she's shared..

I'm still reporting her bot followers but I think she's buying regularly as everytime there's a handful of newbies at the top (some genuine some from many far flung corners of the world)
 
slow day today so I went back in time. She advertised herself as a size 12/14 back in 2015 when she looks a lot different than she does now, apparently still squeezing into the same size. Scrolling down her feed was actually kinda sad. She’s been yo-yo-ing with diets the whole time and completely obsessed with her size (“I lost 8 pounds” “transformation Tuesday”) and she’s still going at it
 

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I can't with the colours. Like if your filtering a pic so much the colours are distorted it's pointless.
If you scroll back you will see the actual colour of her couch and shocker it ain't the same as the most recent one she's shared..

I'm still reporting her bot followers but I think she's buying regularly as everytime there's a handful of newbies at the top (some genuine some from many far flung corners of the world)
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She is down 900 followers this month. Great to see! I think thats why she is madly trying to redirect any real followers to her home account. She is pushing it hard. Goes to show you that there is only a small amount of people she’s managed to redirect from 140k. This is her new venture, I’d say she’s gonna rebrand as an interior designer and her main account will be kept just for the odd
deal/freebie but she knows she is losing all relevancy. She isn’t mentioned by any other influencer, and wasnt tagged once in IWD/Gossies/any other flurry of influencer action that goes on. She never congratulates anyone else’s success. She doesn’t engage at all with the industry other than to go to freebie events cos she’s feck all else to do and still likes to be a face! She can finally stop having to hide her chin/neck/hairline with stranger and stranger poses and nobody will expect to see the designer much so she will finally be free of shaving 4 stone off herself everyday which cant do anyones ego any favours, even one as big as joannes. Without a wedding/a house build/a baby she is lost amonst her age group and too old and boring for the younger set.

P.s thats not my opinion re: house/baby/wedding btw but to engage successfully as an influencer in Ireland in your mid+ thirties thats what sells. Unless you have a particular angle, or cause or are into activism but we all know she is too vanilla and self centred for that
 
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I shouldn't be surprised but the number of fake accounts among the 'likes' on her most recent post (which is a really bleeping stupid one by the way) is staggering. What did we say lately, 63% of her followers are fake? Because having just gone through the likes on the sunglasses post, I'd say about 75% plus of them were from dodgy accounts. Many many reports submitted.
I reported a couple for nudity earlier in the week and got a notification today that they've been removed so that's nice.
 
Lads the list of books!? I cant! Absolute wankery. If she’s so enlightened, awakened and versed on success (#girlboss 😒, Michelle Mone, millionaire) how come she is renting a house she pretends to own, buying followers for her flailing Instagram page, cant muster up any sincerity in her content which averages less than 1% engagement each post mostly from fake profiles, and makes a living of affiliate linking clothes that dont fit her, while altering her image beyond recognition EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Something seriously wrong with this person.

I’m lucky enough to work in an amazing charity (I am in a professional role and for a salary so don’t expect any kudos) but I’m exposed to amazing and inspiring and super successful people every single day, and honestly have never heard any of this shite spouted from any of them. But here our Joanne’s library is the place to go. None of it has worked for her?! What a bullshitter
 
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God the utter shite coming out of her this morning 🙄 it's all smoke and mirrors with her. I think it was karlakartistry who said before to be wary of influencers who always go on about how busy they are because they usually have an ulterior motive... I.e trying to give the impression that they are in demand so as to score the attention of brands when it's all a pack of lies!
 
She’s also clarifying the ‘content for other brands’ conversation we had on here the other week. 🙋🏻‍♀️ joanne

“i also work hard pushing out free organic content for you guys” its not for us, it has #af links most of the time or its to keep your engagement and algorithms going in between ads so get fucked with the tone we should only be delighted at you grafting away sharing pics of bubbles and sand
 
Does she hear herself? "Free organic content". If is organic it should just be happening, sure all she does is take pictures of the countryside, the sea, the garden or the dog. No one would notice if she used the same photos day in day out.

Her lips also look extra puffy and sore today. You can see the filler starting to migrate down the sides of her cupid's bow.

It is also pretty ridiculous that a company specialising in wipes to stop glasses fogging up sent them to an irrelevant blogger who DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES!!
 
BalKey1907 said:
God the utter shite coming out of her this morning 🙄 it's all smoke and mirrors with her. I think it was karlakartistry who said before to be wary of influencers who always go on about how busy they are because they usually have an ulterior motive... I.e trying to give the impression that they are in demand so as to score the attention of brands when it's all a pack of lies!
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We never seem to hear after of the brands she’s working with/campaigns.... in her head it’s all happening but it’s not really, and always throws in about college 😏🥴
There’s plenty of people who work FT, have a family AND return to college
The freckles on the face! Is that due to the filter or did she draw them on? The makeup is very severe
Janey I could go on!! 😬🤪

NoseyMare90 said:
She’s also clarifying the ‘content for other brands’ conversation we had on here the other week. 🙋🏻‍♀️ joanne

“i also work hard pushing out free organic content for you guys” its not for us, it has #af links most of the time or its to keep your engagement and algorithms going in between ads so get fucked with the tone we should only be delighted at you grafting away sharing pics of bubbles and sand
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Yea like she thinks we should be so grateful for her “content”, no one else makes out that they’re doing this for our benefit. So up her own ar$e 😡🤯🤮
 
She loves to remind everyone of how incredibly busy she is, doesn't she? In case any of us were in any doubt that she reads this thread, throwing it out that she also works for other brands, so between that and posting "organic content for you" i.e taking pictures of clouds and fields all day, life really is so unsustainably chaotic, she's a really in-demand person! 🤣
 
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