Joanne Larby #7 Her jawline plays hide and seek, cute corners make her and Madam weak

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I doubt Net a Porter do either. Don’t forget that this is the girl who was banned from Brown Thomas for taking photographs pretending that she was buying bags.

omg do tell! I don’t think I know this story.

It’s wild that she thinks anyone cares about designer anything. Especially when there are so many unemployed right now. Her obsession is pretty pathetic tbh. Even most other bloggers have copped on to chill on the designer splurges, even if they’re are peddling cheaply made, slave-labour fast fashion #IWD2021

Omg I was on a scroll on her page and saw that she never took down the announcement for TOSOP and a quick google showed me the website still exists. You can buy a guide for vegan recipes while watching her buy leather designer bags. She’s so full of sh*te.

 
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omg do tell! I don’t think I know this story.

It’s wild that she thinks anyone cares about designer anything. Especially when there are so many unemployed right now. Her obsession is pretty pathetic tbh. Even most other bloggers have copped on to chill on the designer splurges, even if they’re are peddling cheaply made, slave-labour fast fashion #IWD2021

Omg I was on a scroll on her page and saw that she never took down the announcement for TOSOP and a quick google showed me the website still exists. You can buy a guide for vegan recipes while watching her buy leather designer bags. She’s so full of sh*te.

Absolute cringe! How the hell did she ever think she was going to be able to create content people would actually pay for? Her close ups of bubbles and sand would hardly keep paying members satisfied. She cant create interesting content on her page and thats her full time job and so time consuming she says. What an ego she has!
 
give me strength. She’s begging for more outdoor furniture and a grill now on her stories. And the caption on her “interiors” page - “our bedroom revamp” featuring two new pillows and an old one that she had to mention came with her from exotic London. What’s the criteria for a revamp? Tear down a wall ffs or at least add a light fixture. Fluffed the couch cushions and bought a new one for the bed... hardly makes you an interior designer! Or maybe it does if you call the brown cushion “spicy olive” 😂 the only thing that’s spicy is the gossip on here about her pathetic posts.

why not just say “the bedroom” - oh wait it’s because it’s clear they both don’t fit into that tiny bed and she has to curate a perfect illusion of it being both their bedroom.

I’m no teacher but this was driving me nuts so I looked it up because I knew she was using the curly brackets incorrectly (grammar policing courtesy of thesaurus.com). She uses such superfluous language you’d think she’d know things like this


How to use curly brackets in writing?
Curly brackets { } aren’t used much in writing, they’re seen more in math and programming (scroll down a bit to learn how).

But, when you do see them in writing here and there, the main ways they are used are to hold lists of items or to hold a term or terms that are equal to the one written.

Here are some examples:

Lists: These are all of my friends {Sam, Ilya, Malik, Bri}.
  • Equal terms: Use your preferred social media platform {Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tiktok}.
 
I don’t think there is a more pretentious way of describing three cushions.
What even is spicy olive? Last time I checked olives are green not beige
 

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And sexy salad spoons. Weirdo

so wait is she attracted to intelligence or to salad spoons?! 🙄 I always get a laugh when they share {*af} links for things they don’t own. Or like, if you have it and you love it, it would be more convincing to show how well it holds up etc. Not that I’d ever swipe up on her links -she’s not getting a cent from my clicks, only laughs.

she also still has all her old photos of her ex up on her Facebook...awks!
 
so wait is she attracted to intelligence or to salad spoons?! 🙄 I always get a laugh when they share {*af} links for things they don’t own. Or like, if you have it and you love it, it would be more convincing to show how well it holds up etc. Not that I’d ever swipe up on her links -she’s not getting a cent from my clicks, only laughs.

she also still has all her old photos of her ex up on her Facebook...awks!
Wonder what the scientific term for being attracted to kitchen utensils is🤔😂😂😂. She just can't bare to delete every trace of him can she, probably because she thinks she looks insane back then with her photoshopped abs
 
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