Joanne Larby #7 Her jawline plays hide and seek, cute corners make her and Madam weak

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Usually when someone has enough time to tell you they're incredibly busy and listing everything they're doing , they're usually not that busy...
I've heard myself at it in the past year: "oh I've achieved a lot today - I tidied away the last of the Christmas bits that have been gathering dust since January... and I got three loads of washing done, AND dried! Cooked dinner for today and tomorrow, oh and changed my sheets and arranged the linen cupboard by colour"... and at some point I realise these are all either the incidentals I'd "achieve" without thinking about it in the course of a working day pre-Covid, or useless window-dressing done to kill time. I have the self awareness now not to say it, or to only say it in jest.
Joanne on the other hand was always like this, so I don't think she can legitimitely use the Covid defence 😂
 
Threatening a digital detox again. Ok bye 👋🏻
Digital detox doesn't count unless you post about it at least 5 times prior and 5 times after. You have to get your value out of it like.
Anyone else would just refer to it as a few days off but not our Joey.
If she ever actually does it she'll end up spamming her instagram accounts with posts and stories recorded during her "detox" - as a wise fella once said, no point detoxing if you're going to get straight into retoxing as soon as you're done.
 
As if she wouldn’t be at her phone! The only time she stayed offline (and you better believe that only means refrained from posting, not checking comments/follower counts etc) was when she was disgraced for lying about her whole identity. She’s only copying her pal Dainty Dress Diaries who just had a good break, for the right reasons and she is credible. Again, no originality here. She’s never once mentioned such a thing! All through the traumatic days of last year she spent it selling people shite and giving out, and posting about her over consumption of designer brands and fast fashion, oh duck off then, please 🙏
 
Such a deeply strange image. So distorted, yet so unflattering.
 

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Such a deeply strange image. So distorted, yet so unflattering.
I know the head/jaw/neck situation is a shitshow but it's the hands for me: I'm all for not slathering yer knuckles in tan but come on, can she not see the weirdness of having this sculpted bronzed head and these doughy, pale hands?!
She doesn't see the picture as a whole I think: she's focused on "fixing" her "problem areas".
 
She's really scraping the barrel promoting glasses wipes. How is she coming up with a price of €7 for them. There €8.99 with a 10% discount using her 'exclusive' code. 10% is .89cent making them €8.10 and not €7. Also the link for Mark Jacobs blue light glasses. She's not wearing Mark Jacobs glasses, she's just blowholing as per usual
 
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