Joanne Larby #5 Still photoshopping herself so thin & rigging it so her friends will win.

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I’ve just been added to their “close friends” list as I do still follow them and was really happy with how they handled my messages......hope they don’t think I’ll be their next influencer, I couldn’t influence anyone to use an umbrella in the rain 😂😂😂😂

That's a bit strange but it's probably harmless? My only concern would be do they ever let influencers take over their account? So could Larby/any other influencer potentially see your account on the close friends list? Although I doubt they'll be working with her again. I'm probably being overly paranoid though so if you're comfortable with how they're handling it, ignore me 😂
 
That's a bit strange but it's probably harmless? My only concern would be do they ever let influencers take over their account? So could Larby/any other influencer potentially see your account on the close friends list? Although I doubt they'll be working with her again. I'm probably being overly paranoid though so if you're comfortable with how they're handling it, ignore me 😂
Oh no you’re thinking exactly like me 😂😂😂I guess west cork will be off the travel list for me now 😂😂😂
 
Really hammered home how she doesn't have a mixer. Lads I'd be fecking scarlet begging as evidently as these insta folk... I'd love a Dyson vacuum if anyone wants to send me one
Yes, and they are basic cookies that most children would have made at some stage. She said it takes way longer to do it by hand... It's butter and sugar, it takes a few minutes. Less time than it does to clean the mixer afterwards. Also.. I bake a lot. I have never seen a recipe where you add the vanilla to dough at the end. It makes no sense. You add flavorings/essences with the liquids so they mix in properly.
 
Yes, and they are basic cookies that most children would have made at some stage. She said it takes way longer to do it by hand... It's butter and sugar, it takes a few minutes. Less time than it does to clean the mixer afterwards. Also.. I bake a lot. I have never seen a recipe where you add the vanilla to dough at the end. It makes no sense. You add flavorings/essences with the liquids so they mix in properly.

Thought the same myself about the vanilla, very strange. She obviously forgot about it and is too much of a wanker to say so
 
Really hammered home how she doesn't have a mixer. Lads I'd be fecking scarlet begging as evidently as these insta folk... I'd love a Dyson vacuum if anyone wants to send me one

Adam should get her one in a really cringey Father of the Bride gift sort of fashion

Hey everyone I need advice.....after making the Dubarry complaint they now today have requested to follow my personal Instagram account which I made the complaint from regarding the rigging competition of the boots. Should I be concerned that this has gone from being professional to unprofessional as I do not wish the wrath of Larby and her fake solicitors letters unto myself

I don't think you are under any obligation to accept their request!

Yes, and they are basic cookies that most children would have made at some stage. She said it takes way longer to do it by hand... It's butter and sugar, it takes a few minutes. Less time than it does to clean the mixer afterwards. Also.. I bake a lot. I have never seen a recipe where you add the vanilla to dough at the end. It makes no sense. You add flavorings/essences with the liquids so they mix in properly.

The chocolate stars on top are in a box in Tesco - Dr Oetker. I mean they look ok, if you're into "basic" cookies. Personally, if I was doing a tablescape shoot here in my box of an apartment, I'd want to be making instagrammable cookies. Which they are not.
 
A centrepiece for the island? Holy mother of god. My island will be full of serving plates and used for lining up the next courses coming out. How the duck are feather appropriate for food prep areas?! She literally spends hours a day decorating her house like a showroom. How about living in it? If my in laws came to me at Christmas and saw the highly stylised decor on every surface available thwy would literally think I’d lost it!
 
Anyone know what the magazine she is doing a shoot for ?
Next year??? To be featured next year?? It must be Christmas 2021?!! No way could it be January?! She is a total wagon!
 

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The effort of wrapping the presents when they’re gonna be ripped open in a matter of seconds!! Serious time on her hands also to go to such great lengths 🙃
Next year? So baffling!! 😬

I would say she asks for the twigs and flowers back to keep up for the next year 😂😂 and she said keeps up boxes from press drops etc to put odd shaped presents in imagine opening your present and thinking it’s something from net-a-porter and it’s something crap 😂😂
 
Next year??? To be featured next year?? It must be Christmas 2021?!! No way could it be January?! She is a total wagon!

They will probably be either living somewhere else or no longer together by the time it’s published in that magazine next Christmas.

I’d say she begged the magazine to do it. The photographer is from Munster Interiors which is the other magazine they had the house in.

The office is the same place where the tree is and the kitchen table looks like it’s shoved into a corner. The cottage is tiny.

Who are all the presents for? She is incredibly sad. If I was her family I would be very worried and if Adam loved her he would tell her to get help.

The girl is tapped. The wrapping is like an arts and crafts activity for a child 🤣 I don’t think many would be interested in that shite. She is going deranged in her “rented” house getting grandiose by the day. She needs to move into the real world.

She is tapped alright.
 
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