Joanne Larby #5 Still photoshopping herself so thin & rigging it so her friends will win.

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I couldn't imagine living a life where everything has to be so "curated" and aesthetic..no wonder she's loopy, the pressure she must put on herself to make every aspect of her existence look just so.

Still can't wrap my head around how her landlord is allowing her to do magazine shoots in the rental, under the guise of her owning the property? That munster interiors article didn't once state that she was renting?
 
She has always been an hole, but I feel like she's gotten worse in recent weeks. All the throwbacks to when she was mascarading as a size 10, the pretentious posts and comments, the constant 'we', alluding to the fact that she has friends when she's been cooped up with himself for the best part of a year. She's a miserable lump. The most unlikeable person on IG in my opinion.
 
I can’t hack her. Wtf is that throwback pic.... was that not one of the pics that got her into trouble with BU? Not sure why she bought a tacx turbo. I race bikes and if I can avoid training inside I do. Cycling is about being out and enjoying the fresh air.. especially down west. Quiet roads and beautiful scenery.. ghoul bag..the bike is too small for her anyway.. I swear to duck if she starts getting free bike stuff I’ll blow a gasket and drive to west cork myself to find he and scream at her. It’s an expensive bleeping sport and shouldn’t be waster on her just because she couldn’t get a free peloton... GHOUL BAG
 
She 100% wrapped all her empty “designer” boxes as someone said above 😂😂 why is the bike parked in the middle of the living room in front of the tree I thought she had 10 rooms or something can she not put it in one of them??

LoveTheGossIre said:
Ahhhh she’s ‘hosting’ Christmas lunch and yet she’s on dessert duty !? Wtf ... invite someone over Christmas Day but the catch is you have to cook your own dinner 🥶 genuinely can’t wait to see how painful and pretentious it will be 🙌🏻🤩
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Also her tablescape is star themed don’t you know 😂
 
AOK said:
She 100% wrapped all her empty “designer” boxes as someone said above 😂😂 why is the bike parked in the middle of the living room in front of the tree I thought she had 10 rooms or something can she not put it in one of them??
Also her tablescape is star themed don’t you know 😂
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Exactly this! Sure the house is practically a mansion so why have it beside her amazing burnt-orange Christmas tree??? She can’t get enough of the outdoor life so why it purchase a bike, we’d be inundated with lots of trees and water then 🙃🥴
 
Tablescape my arse. Hyacinth Bucket wouldn't be in it with her.
That throwback photo is mindbendingly weird - what's going in with the thin, lumpy nose and the chiseled shoulder? It reminds me of the mannequin in a boutique near me years ago - her arm was banjaxed so they stuck it on with a load of fillers, leaving her with this built up, humpy shoulder. Actually maybe that's what happened Joanne - I'll ask her the next time she does an AMA. Be nice for her to have a question asked by an actual person.
 
NoseyMare90 said:
“The bike itself is a lot more expensive though, but you (peasants) dont need to get an expensive bike” can she hear herself? What an elitist snobby thing so say. Why does she make everything sound so unattainable and out of reach? Most of us have 2 steady full time incomes coming in and our own property you absolute prick. There is nothing in her life I aspire to yet she act like she is the person we all look up to. She is so utterly unlikeable.
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My fave is when she shares an “affordable” version of something she apparently has because you know normal peasants wouldn’t be able to afford the luxe items she orders then returns 🤣🤣

Utterly unlikeable is an incredibly accurate description of her.
 
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