Joanne Larby #17 Her designer tat all counterfeits, she cures all ills with her magical tits

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dee_mc said:
Ya I'd say dropping half a mil on the gaf is a great way of delaying the nuptials tbh.
The wedding, if it happens, will be a very small ("intimate") affair with the bare minimum of guests (Joanne will be desperately grasping at straws, wanting to invite people she's long fallen out with; Adam will probably have to decrease his numbers to avoid drawing attention to the dearth of "her side").
It will be slightly tacky, and trendy enough that it'll all look dated by the time the photographer delivers the album. Her dress won't fit well on the bust even though it will be custom-made for her.
They'll both look a bit stressed in the photos, and she will declare it the second most perfect day of their lives, topped only by the young fellas arrival earthside.
The flowers will be exceptionally expensive and will look dead.
Anything that can be sponsored will be sponsored and every aspect of the occasion will be milked and rehashed.
I can't wait tbh.
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And her looking like a stuffed mannequin. I've never seen a person with such an inability to look natural in a photo. In EVERY picture she poses for, she's wooden, strained and odd. She makes every pose look laboured, awkward and manufactured.
 
OK so I've just caught up (with the help of iganony.com as recommended by someone on this thread, thanks again, great resource!) and as always she is just the gift that keeps on giving!
The black and white filter in case anyone would see the colourful kitchen tiles - she'll have a paintbrush gaffer-taped to poor Adam's hand by the end of the week to paint those tiles Elephant's hole grey, bile green or whatever the beige of the season is!
I can't believe she actually said that about turning a field into a lake because it would look nice 🤣 The woman is certifiably insane.
Is she talking about getting llamas or alpacas or was that a joke?
Wish she'd stop showing the baby. Nobody should be able to see his chonky little thighs outside of the fam WhatsApp. If Adam had an ounce of sense he'd stop her but then if he had any sense he would have ran screaming out of that "rave" whenever she approached him tbh.
 
Madscone said:
I prefer to slim my lasagne down at the sides and smooth out the cheese on top so its asthectically perfect
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I’m sorry you’ve failed Influencer speak 101. In the sentence above you have correctly used “aesthetically” as an adjective. To be a true influencer you need to use “aesthetic” as an adjective even though it makes no sense. e.g “my love language is aesthetic lasagne”
 
Petty I know but that tv is hung too high 💀 always gets me for some reason!
 

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