Joanne Larby #17 Her designer tat all counterfeits, she cures all ills with her magical tits

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Jellybb said:
Another rainbow… I’ve a feeling she will soon share with us a miscarriage journey 🙄
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Didn’t she run into everyone’s face how quickly they conceived the sprog? And that that weirdo Adam was putting a pair of dungarees over his shoulder patting the imaginary baby bum. Sounds weird and demented. Like they scrounge everything don’t even pay for their dog food or a screed of clothes or a car! We’d all have money going spare if we were bums on that level
 
Everyone always underestimates how much insta huns make. Add in all the rubbish she gets gifted, the fact her only nights away are freebies and her free car then the only think they were paying was rent plus food. She would have savings from when she flogged turkey burgers and her "fairy wands" so she's not badly off. It's a nice house, nice location but she's a melt and has no idea how to have something without flaunting it so I'll still stay rolling my eyes.
 
I wonder if those creepy copper bikes she had from London will feature. Remember the ‘industrial’ themed landing and everything was copper including her paperclips and stationary. I find the amount they expose that child criminal. The post the poor thing sleeping. No consent can be given!? I bet they’ll homeschool him too as they never see another living soul even mad Brenners has been sidelined since Adam. Sickening Peugeot would give her a car too. I enquired about this twice and Peugeot ghosted me.
 
Clau said:
Land, land, land, land, land……🫠
Larby’s latest word to be overused
….and cooking because they’ve the most gorgeous range, dontchya know?! So Brenda had to purposely come down and use it?! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🥴
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Oh I found the house and had a snoop. The upkeep of the land will be big bucks. Wonder if she’ll buy Adam a ride on lawnmower!? She seems to get what she wants through sheer brass necked perseverance and shameless begging … now it’s brag time. The house is lovely but will cost them a lot per year. I’ve no idea where they are getting the cash. I’d say she still had her communion money though and no mention of a wedding either I thought that would be gone on about more. Still photoshopping everything too including her kid. Disgraceful

Also according to solo check she’s still operating her company from mad Brenda’s. It’s only in operation since 2018! Was that after all the scandal of clothes tag cutting off and Paul/move to London with beanie baby collection and soundtrack provided by Niall Horan hmmmmm🤥🤔
 
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Allthebesthandsomes said:
I’d say she still had her communion money though and no mention of a wedding either I thought that would be gone on about more.
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Ya I'd say dropping half a mil on the gaf is a great way of delaying the nuptials tbh.
The wedding, if it happens, will be a very small ("intimate") affair with the bare minimum of guests (Joanne will be desperately grasping at straws, wanting to invite people she's long fallen out with; Adam will probably have to decrease his numbers to avoid drawing attention to the dearth of "her side").
It will be slightly tacky, and trendy enough that it'll all look dated by the time the photographer delivers the album. Her dress won't fit well on the bust even though it will be custom-made for her.
They'll both look a bit stressed in the photos, and she will declare it the second most perfect day of their lives, topped only by the young fellas arrival earthside.
The flowers will be exceptionally expensive and will look dead.
Anything that can be sponsored will be sponsored and every aspect of the occasion will be milked and rehashed.
I can't wait tbh.
 
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