Jessontheplussize #44 Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s tangerine

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So someone else now has to deal with Darcy’s food and toilet issues which will no doubt be intensified as she’s been left somewhere else and is probably extra nervous.
Hope it isn’t her little Grummar.
They turned up like two tinkers to the hotel. What’s wrong with dressing nicely and presenting yourself looking clean at least.
They stopped for snacks though…figures.
 
Watching her talking & doing that gormless face she does when she thinks she's hilarious & all I could think of was the size of those bleeping teeth! Shes just getting more annoying as the days go by?!

She clearly books into these hotels so why does she not know anything about the rooms - I always do my research before I book
 
BunnyBoo0102 said:
And you could tell straight away she hated them 🤣
Serves her right
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Yeah she was not a fan at all, hence the lack of tag. She must have been furious to not have had her greedy palate satisfied. Bet she went out to that cheesecake shop and got a double portion all for herself to cheer herself up. Millie would not be allowed to even peek at the cheesecake let alone eat it.

Also how sad that she watches Dragons Den and googles every single company to see if they are still in business. She really should get out of the house more often. Staying indoors all day watching TV and filming reels trying on clothes is really doing her no favours at all in the long run.
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Where are these two heffalumps off to in a fancy hotel with champagne on arrival? Jess nearly orgasmed at the rotating TV at the end of the bed. Bet she never looks at Millicent that enthusiastically when they're huffing and puffing in bed together.
 
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We know you can’t Jess and that’s half your problem!!! Christ she’s a mess.
 
I think the photoshoot is for the seventh edit jewellery again. I’m pretty sure the lady who runs it wouldn’t be paying to put her, sorry I mean her and Milli 🤦🏻‍♀️ in a hotel like that and ITS have never put her in a nice hotel before and definitely wouldn’t now with their recent cost cutting. So she yet again selfishly puts her own needs above her dogs by taking Milli with her rather than leave him home with Darcy 😡
 
rogueapostrophe said:
Yeah she was not a fan at all, hence the lack of tag. She must have been furious to not have had her greedy palate satisfied. Bet she went out to that cheesecake shop and got a double portion all for herself to cheer herself up. Millie would not be allowed to even peek at the cheesecake let alone eat it.

Also how sad that she watches Dragons Den and googles every single company to see if they are still in business. She really should get out of the house more often. Staying indoors all day watching TV and filming reels trying on clothes is really doing her no favours at all in the long run.
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Where are these two heffalumps off to in a fancy hotel with champagne on arrival? Jess nearly orgasmed at the rotating TV at the end of the bed. Bet she never looks at Millicent that enthusiastically when they're huffing and puffing in bed together.
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I would also be excited by the rotating TV 🙈
 
So she has a late night, which if she’s up early she’ll be knackered. Her first thought is 1000 calorie meal. Not even 9am and she’s consumed half her daily allowance and has to go to work. I love an English breakfast but rarely have them as they lie heavy. I couldn’t imagine eating that mid week and then having to go to work. I’d be falling asleep at my desk 😴
 
Tiny-T said:
So she has a late night, which if she’s up early she’ll be knackered. Her first thought is 1000 calorie meal. Not even 9am and she’s consumed half her daily allowance and has to go to work. I love an English breakfast but rarely have them as they lie heavy. I couldn’t imagine eating that mid week and then having to go to work. I’d be falling asleep at my desk 😴
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All she has to do today is trowel on the make up and stare off to the side so I guess she doesn’t need to do any real work??
 
Tiny-T said:
duck me, 30 mins on the treadmill. Excuse after excuse about how she’s struggling…. Oh by the way I’ve ordered 6 bags of chocolate to try them. Surely if you’re trying something you just buy something small? She doesn’t seem that struck but ordered 6 bags? Bet they don’t go to waste though.
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She’s spent over £40!
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Shes just ridiculous. She is just going to get bigger and bigger, and then we will have a million of her woe is me stories when the health problems inevitably start.
 
They’re ‘gettin’ to stay in the hotel another night. What does that mean? It’s a freebie?
Having a shower and into pj’s for food and tv coma and that’s at 6pm.
I’m sorry now but she’s done up, could she not rest for half an hour and head out on the town for a meal. Like leave the hotel ffs.
Could still be back by 9pm.
What did Milli do all day.
 
Tulipsfromamsterdam said:
They’re ‘gettin’ to stay in the hotel another night. What does that mean? It’s a freebie?
Having a shower and into pj’s for food and tv coma and that’s at 6pm.
I’m sorry now but she’s done up, could she not rest for half an hour and head out on the town for a meal. Like leave the hotel ffs.
Could still be back by 9pm.
What did Milli do all day.
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Exactly this. Why not make the most of a couple of nights away? Instead they are doing exactly what they do at home; scoff and watch TV. They are like a pair of lazy slugs.
 
Tulipsfromamsterdam said:
They’re ‘gettin’ to stay in the hotel another night. What does that mean? It’s a freebie?
Having a shower and into pj’s for food and tv coma and that’s at 6pm.
I’m sorry now but she’s done up, could she not rest for half an hour and head out on the town for a meal. Like leave the hotel ffs.
Could still be back by 9pm.
What did Milli do all day.
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I wouldn’t imagine a hotel like that would be gifting stays to a fairly unknown influencer. I don’t know why she’s saying it like they’ve decided to have an extra night there now, when she said last week she was in Manchester for a couple of days for work. Let’s see if she has got anything on tomorrow or does she class travelling home as a work day? 🙄
 
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