Jessontheplussize #44 Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s tangerine

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trine said:
Why on earth would she think anyone, even dog lovers, would be even remotely interested in that many stories about her dogs diet and health?
Also, would love to know what she’s peering at off to her left on every single outfit try on 🙄
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That and the mouthing of the words is pissing me right off. Either speak on the reel or, if she’s too out of breath (like I suspect), do a voice over, the mouthing the words is just ridiculous.
 
Tiny-T said:
Does she not realise the dogs behaviour is as a result of her behaviour? She keeps going to the kitchen, yeah because you constantly fill her full of tit. Who the duck gives a dog a treat everytime they pee or poop, no wonder the dog is massively overweight. That dogs going the distance in a few months time I call it now.
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You just know that Jess gives herself a treat every time she does a tit.
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In the time she took to record a 20-minute reel all about how she hasn't been on the treadmill for days and is too busy to go on it today, well she could have just stopped with regurgitating all her nonsense thoughts and just gone on the damn treadmill, eh? Idiot.

Don't even get me started on her having basically fed a dog to near-death. Absolute plonker who doesn't deserve to own a dog.
 
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Jesus the rant about the treadmill. Am I crazy or would she have walked at least a mile on it in the time it took her to do all those stories about not doing it/doing it/letting herself off doing it/coaxing herself to do it/saying its okay not to do it.
Christ she is insufferable.
And I hate that cream hoodie thing she’s wearing all week.
 
Also if anyone needs any inspo for their Halloween outfit.....

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She’s already made the excuse why she won’t be exercising in November and December. She is just so lazy. She can find hours on end to sit on the sofa watching episode after episode of a TV show. This has really irritated me about her since she went part time and then became a full time influencer, she has so much time in her hands and a flexible enough “job” that she could be so much more productive and fit in more exercise but she chooses not to. She just lacks any get up and go and motivation.

I wonder if she’ll be going to Manchester on her own or will her carer/twin be going with her?
 
The mental gymnastics she does in order to avoid exercise is quite impressive 🤣😵‍ seriously Jess, just STFU and get on the bloody treadmill! It’s so frustrating to watch… she has no limitations on her time or schedule: no demanding boss or Teams status to be wary of….. she could literally spend all her time at the gym if she wanted to, and still do her shilling on insta at night! Argh. In the next few years she will really start to feel the strain of carrying all that extra weight. Milli too.
 
GiftedNotFree said:
The mental gymnastics she does in order to avoid exercise is quite impressive 🤣😵‍ seriously Jess, just STFU and get on the bloody treadmill! It’s so frustrating to watch… she has no limitations on her time or schedule: no demanding boss or Teams status to be wary of….. she could literally spend all her time at the gym if she wanted to, and still do her shilling on insta at night! Argh. In the next few years she will really start to feel the strain of carrying all that extra weight. Milli too.
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Bit she has then rewarded herself with half a dozen bags of chocolate for doing 20 mins in the treadmill
 
duck me, 30 mins on the treadmill. Excuse after excuse about how she’s struggling…. Oh by the way I’ve ordered 6 bags of chocolate to try them. Surely if you’re trying something you just buy something small? She doesn’t seem that struck but ordered 6 bags? Bet they don’t go to waste though.
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She’s spent over £40!
 
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Tiny-T said:
duck me, 30 mins on the treadmill. Excuse after excuse about how she’s struggling…. Oh by the way I’ve ordered 6 bags of chocolate to try them. Surely if you’re trying something you just buy something small? She doesn’t seem that struck but ordered 6 bags? Bet they don’t go to waste though.
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She’s spent over £40!
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It's not difficult to see why she is the size she is when she's scoffing those choccies straight after a treadmill sesh. Girl, eat some protein, not choccies after a workout!

Jess said - I ordered loads because the more I ordered, the more discount I got. Can't believe she didn't tag the company. She may have gotten some freebies if she had done that. Isn't Russell & Atwell the weirdest name for a premium "fridge chocolate" brand? Sounds more like a shoe shop.
 
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