Jessontheplussize #43 Boring content, what a life. Brother/sister or husband/wife?

[Rvg]

happy Monday one and all

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I maybe understand the toilet seat could crack in half if you sit on it but how the duck does a toilet seat break into literal smithereens from the weight of your arse I’ll never know

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I maybe understand the toilet seat could crack in half if you sit on it but how the duck does a toilet seat break into literal smithereens from the weight of your arse I’ll never know

it will never not make me laugh!!!

 

[DizDog32]

The matching bobble has killed me off

 

[Rvg]

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It looks like when toddlers only have a little bit of hair and the parents try to put it up in a pony tail

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

I'd forgotten that how she wore her hair everyday. The toddler pineapple. It looks even worse because she had thin hair so there's about the same amount of hair in it as the average toddler has

 

[Diddikins]

She still wears her hair like that and I hate it because it makes her look like a child.

 

[Tiny-T]

In the 90s your mam used to put you in tit like that from BHS or C&A with the frilly socks. I was fuming
Jess is in her 30s and bleeping chose to wear that outfit

 

[nothanksbabes]

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What in the 1980s registry office bridesmaid is this?

 

[Grootyou]

Ooh so she's in Turkey. Has she been there before? Will she get a gastric sleeve while she's there?

 

[rogueapostrophe]

What in the Handmaids Tale are those hideous floral dresses??
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Ooh so she's in Turkey. Has she been there before? Will she get a gastric sleeve while she's there?

I doubt it, she would have made a big song and dance about that if she was getting it done.

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

I’m so surprised they’ve gone somewhere different, much have been a cheap last minute deal!
I hated it when I went didn’t feel safe outside the hotel so I thought why bother when I could have been anywhere

 

[Diddikins]

I’m so surprised they’ve gone somewhere different, much have been a cheap last minute deal!
I hated it when I went didn’t feel safe outside the hotel so I thought why bother when I could have been anywhere

That won’t be an issue for Jess and Milli, they never leave the hotel. She already mentioned them playing cards in the evening.

 

[Tiny-T]

Am I the only one who couldn’t give a duck about a phone when on holiday? She’s making such a song and dance about it. I literally don’t pick up my phone for a fortnight. My entire family could have been wiped out and I wouldn’t know until I was back home

 

[Diddikins]

I don’t get why she’s posted stories (from her phone) telling people she’s not using her phone. I think everyone had got the message when she, 1) said she wouldn’t be posting and, 2) wasn’t posting. Just enjoy your holiday and read your 2 books in a week.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I don’t get why she’s posted stories (from her phone) telling people she’s not using her phone. I think everyone had got the message when she, 1) said she wouldn’t be posting and, 2) wasn’t posting. Just enjoy your holiday and read your 2 books in a week.

She seems to only do things for reward. Like one session on the treadmill and she’ll reward herself with a giant cheesecake. So she’s telling us she’s reading books so that people will applaud and she can justify her giant beige Turkish buffet dinner tonight for reading two pages of a trashy book.

 

[Grootyou]

What in the Handmaids Tale are those hideous floral dresses??
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I doubt it, she would have made a big song and dance about that if she was getting it done.

Yeah I agree she won't, she'd be too anxious without her Mam there. It would be great for content though

 

[Diddikins]

She seems to only do things for reward. Like one session on the treadmill and she’ll reward herself with a giant cheesecake. So she’s telling us she’s reading books so that people will applaud and she can justify her giant beige Turkish buffet dinner tonight for reading two pages of a trashy book.

If that’s how it works I need multiple rewards. I’ve read 130 books this year - bring on the cakes!!!

She’d absolutely make a song and dance about having WLS:

“Now I’ve got an announcement to make, me and Milli are taking waselves to Turkey to have weet loss surgereee. Now it’s not to lose weet, I’m a confident lass, it’s just to improve wa health”*

*as always, apologies to the geordies on the thread

 

[Diddikins]

Also, I fully believe that, if she were to opt for surgery, she would 100% make Milli or her mam have it too.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Also, I fully believe that, if she were to opt for surgery, she would 100% make Milli or her mam have it too.

Oh absolutely - she’d be too scared to go it alone. Plus they’d all need to stop with their nightly medieval banquets so it’s gotta be everyone gastric banded up or nobody will stick to it

 

[Diddikins]

So that’s why she’s back online today - she’s just shared an ad for HeyEstrid.