Jessontheplussize #43 Boring content, what a life. Brother/sister or husband/wife?

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Off on a jolly again!
Must be nice booking a holiday a few days before, must be nice having the money and time last minute.
god knows how Millie gets it off work so easy. Wonder if they are going back to the usual place 🤣
I’m going for somewhere they’ve been before so maybe Tenerife or Portugal. Or if they’re really pushing the boat out it will likely be Mexico.
Regardless of where there going you can guarantee the following:

1) they will barely leave the hotel/complex
2) there will be an ad /aff link for Ivyverdure (complete with Jess squatting to show us how to put it on)
3) outfit of the day/night for both of them
4) GRWM
5) travel tips from Jess (including how the belt fitted but there’s no shame in asking for an extender)
6) aff link for packing cubes
7) Jess showing us how she does her makeup
 
I’m going for somewhere they’ve been before so maybe Tenerife or Portugal. Or if they’re really pushing the boat out it will likely be Mexico.
Regardless of where there going you can guarantee the following:

1) they will barely leave the hotel/complex
2) there will be an ad /aff link for Ivyverdure (complete with Jess squatting to show us how to put it on)
3) outfit of the day/night for both of them
4) GRWM
5) travel tips from Jess (including how the belt fitted but there’s no shame in asking for an extender)
6) aff link for packing cubes
7) Jess showing us how she does her makeup
and breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack stories 👍🏻
 
Newcastle Airport was the quietest I’ve ever seen it when I flew out last Thursday lunchtime so they could have got through security mega quickly and be really early for Tenerife flight! Can’t imagine it’s anywhere new - I had a giggle to myself that the siblings could end up waddling around Dubai if they’re they were there for the 2:15 Emirates, but I think that would be wayyyy to far out of her comfort zone! 😅 x
 
Every time she fucks off on holiday I think of that poor dog. Whilst I’m not saying you can’t have a break the woman is away every couple of months and the dog just gets dumped on whoever will take it. Just the other week she was crying about how much she loves her and she’ll be devastated when she passes. Out this way Jess I hope you never have another one!
 
The story at the airport. It’s almost a poor me story. We meant to go away just the two of us in September but couldn’t, oh but in the end we could.
Also…just the 2 of us.
You ALWAYS go away just the two of you.
The only time you don’t is when you gate crash your mother and her puuuhnuuhhrrrs ‘just the 2 of us holiday’ and make it into ‘just the 4 of us’ without their consent.
This is a girl I used to like when I found her on Insta during covid and now every single thing she posts annoys me no end.
 
Good grief that would be boring. She has no content now let alone adding Mr No-Personality-Aye-Lovely into the mix.
Ya know I don’t actually mind Milli because I don’t think he goes along with her bullshit. When she’s being a head case he lets her crack on. He’s probably the one that calms her down. She’d be a bleeping lunatic if they weren’t together. Christ if they ever get divorced I already know she’d be the type to ring and text him 100 times a day begging for him to take her back. Sat outside his house late at night and tit 😂.
Full on baby reindeer.
 
Ya know I don’t actually mind Milli because I don’t think he goes along with her bullshit. When she’s being a head case he lets her crack on. He’s probably the one that calms her down. She’d be a bleeping lunatic if they weren’t together. Christ if they ever get divorced I already know she’d be the type to ring and text him 100 times a day begging for him to take her back. Sat outside his house late at night and tit 😂.
Full on baby reindeer.
Nah she’d be too scared to drive on her own! 😂😂😂
 
This drop has been so weird. She didn’t make an appearance on launch day. Following day she has a post to say thanks and then she’s off on holiday to switch her phone off? Now I’m even more convinced something is going on with her and ITS.
Will be interesting to see how long it is before her next collection this time. Before this 3 month break she had, which was totally her choice you know 🙄🤥, she was bringing one out monthly, so I wonder will there be another one in October or not 🤔 I still think ITS are in deep financial tit but the fact she’s gone off on yet another holiday, she can’t be concerned about losing that income too much.
 
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