Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship

[blatherer]

Is she trying to become a thing on TikTok? “The woman who plaits her long hair and makes inane observations”?

it's boring

 

[mystic29]

Does anyone even know who Alfie is

Yeah I watched his Twitch stream over covid, but then he ditched the lot of us once he got the littlest bit of attention. He’s very two faced and only wants to interact with other ‘famous’ people

 

[hauntologie]

it's boring

Lavender Brown is that you?!

 

[blatherer]

Jessie's posting, but not mentioned Bebe's birthday?!

 

[blatherer]

Is she trying to become a thing on TikTok? “The woman who plaits her long hair and makes inane observations”?

new trend alert: brushing hair, pouting, staring off into space

 

[jdavi]

new trend alert: brushing hair, pouting, staring off into space

Haha Jessie didn’t invent disassociating. Some of us have been doing it for years. FIND A NEW THING, JESSIE.

 

[Alansbigplate]

She’s such a pick me

 

[blatherer]

letting her toddlers clamber all over the train seats is not the flex she thinks it is

 

[jdavi]

Ewwww her kid licked a toilet brush

 

[killtheold]

Ewwww her kid licked a toilet brush

i mean i ate a slug once so i can’t really comment

 

[maytoseptember]

Ewwww her kid licked a toilet brush

See, I knew they don’t always have norovirus, it’s just appalling hygiene.

 

[blatherer]

Ewwww her kid licked a toilet brush

wait what??!

 

[blatherer]

why am I not surprised/surprised that she brought her mum to edinburgh

 

[jdavi]

Bebe is really loving the blue eyeshadow. She can pull it off but I’d look like an eighties horror clown.

 

[blatherer]

it's a bit startling to hear Margot and Jessie referencing the break up, though the video itself was good

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

Isn’t Alfie a comedian for quite some time already? 5 people at their show? Wouldn’t you then, slowly but surely, consider to lock your dream of being a comedian away?

Also, I’m always wondering how Alfie stays so thin. In his age, with quite the beerdrinking habit as it seems? Sure, he could be an exception, his dad seemed to have stayed quite slender as well, but I can imagine, there is some ED behind it, fuelling Jessie‘s as well and vice versa.

 

[jazzmonster]

I’ve watched some clips of Alfie’s performances and find them painfully unfunny. Not as in “not my kind of humour” or “unrelatable”, just… blank.

 

[Vee6]

I doubt anyone is interested in them as a double act, who is the audience for that? I can imagine people who like her don’t like him and his ‘fans’ wouldn’t have any respect for her. Lost interest a long time ago personally

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

I doubt anyone is interested in them as a double act, who is the audience for that? I can imagine people who like her don’t like him and his ‘fans’ wouldn’t have any respect for her. Lost interest a long time ago personally

It seems they hope for voyeurs wanting to peep on their toxicity, serving some shock effects?
That’s the card their playing on their daily Insta postings and comedy shows alltogether, I get the impression. Also instrumentalizing having many children.

 

[blatherer]

Isn’t Alfie a comedian for quite some time already? 5 people at their show? Wouldn’t you then, slowly but surely, consider to lock your dream of being a comedian away?

It's sooo expensive to take a show to the Fringe too and live their for a month while continuing to rent in London ... with four kids in tow ... I can't imagine either of them making much, it's basically a passion project at this point