Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

I think drag act Veronica Green looks like Jessie when she's out of drag.

 

[panda_eyes]

Jessie is playing the Newcastle Fringe, I'm working so I can't go I'm not sure why she has House of Games and not Harry Potter on her bio here though?

Jessie Cave | Newcastle Fringe UK

 

[blatherer]

Jessie is playing the Newcastle Fringe, I'm working so I can't go I'm not sure why she has House of Games and not Harry Potter on her bio here though?

Jessie Cave | Newcastle Fringe UK

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HP folks not invited

 

[jdavi]

Did Alfie just propose in an Instagram story orrr

 

[blatherer]

Did Alfie just propose in an Instagram story orrr

I think Alfie refers to her as his wife because he knows she likes it and Jessie likes to remind him that they're not because he hasn't actually proposed

 

[blatherer]

the latest reel is funny but I think that's mostly down to Bebe

 

[jdavi]

For those of us an ocean away, what is Jessie so ecstatic about??

 

[kittymeowlondon]

For those of us an ocean away, what is Jessie so ecstatic about??

British sarcasm....
she's depresso but with manic bursts

 

[blatherer]

For those of us an ocean away, what is Jessie so ecstatic about??

the curtains

 

[blatherer]

not jessie being on one of my fave podcasts despite her rarely going to or enjoying pubs or drinking I didn't think I'd be saying this about anything but I'd rather they booked alfie for this one
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not jessie being on one of my fave podcasts despite her rarely going to or enjoying pubs or drinking I didn't think I'd be saying this about anything but I'd rather they booked alfie for this one

bets that one of her drinks choices is coffee with oat milk?

 

[blatherer]

giving the episode a listen, a few mins in and she's already said pubs scare her and she can't drink beer because of the calories

 

[blatherer]

second episode, almost a direct quote, "you're not boring Jessie you're just passionate about nuts"

 

[jazzmonster]

giving the episode a listen, a few mins in and she's already said pubs scare her and she can't drink beer because of the calories

Because nuts don’t have any calories?!

 

[blatherer]

Because nuts don’t have any calories?!

she's obsessed with zinc
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she said if she had a pub quiz it'd be about Jennifer Lopez or how many calories are in a dominoes pizza

 

[jdavi]

bets that one of her drinks choices is coffee with oat milk?

*spits out my literal coffee with oat milk morning bev*

 

[blatherer]

*spits out my literal coffee with oat milk morning bev*

surprisingly she didn't choose this! though she did mention her love of frappés (I can't help but think she'd much prefer to be invited on a podcast asking her to design her dream coffee shop ... anyways) even though other guests in the past have chosen soft drinks, she picked all alcoholic drinks which was surprising! (maybe nobody told her)

 

[maytoseptember]

She wouldn’t choose oat milk. Too many calories. Almond, at a push, maybe.

 

[blatherer]

She wouldn’t choose oat milk. Too many calories. Almond, at a push, maybe.

She's always buying Oatley! She also said she's never been with the kids to a pub's beer garden, which is quite a feat given that Donnie must be nine or ten now?

 

[blatherer]

Bebes on the latest ep of Horatio's podcast

 

[blatherer]

apparently people who go to lidos year-round find the kinds of people who just turn up in the summer and don't even swim excruciatingly annoyyyying, which makes bebe's bikini photoshoot hilarious to me (especially with all the families and kids in the background!) she does look amazing though I'd be worried about exposing so much lily white skin to the sun (maybe I'm more like jessie than I'd care to admit)