Never mind the pics of his chocolate starfish, I have so many questions about what the hell is going on here... why is his belly sort of drooping down over his thighs like a melted candle?
And why is his minge about 8 inches wide? I mean, I know these knickers are ridiculous but no gusset in the world is going to cover that.....
I know we talk about him wearing a breast plate, but the weirdness of this photo's got me questioning if he wears some kind of silicone bodysuit?!
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