Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I need an eyewash

 

[Nelly's mum]

omg wtf!!! looks nothing like a vagina!

It is nothing like a vagina, it is a mangina! There's no function, no lubrication, no microbiome balance. The body treats it, correctly, as a wound and regular dilation is needed to stop it healing up. A vaginoplasty is known as a rot pocket for a reason....

 

[Prince fan 1999]

It is nothing like a vagina, it is a mangina! There's no function, no lubrication, no microbe and biome balance. The body treats it, correctly, as a wound and regular dilation is needed to stop it healing up. A vaginoplasty is known as a rot pocket for a reason....

Mmm sexy

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

It is nothing like a vagina, it is a mangina! There's no function, no lubrication, no microbiome balance. The body treats it, correctly, as a wound and regular dilation is needed to stop it healing up. A vaginoplasty is known as a rot pocket for a reason....

In my head I already know all of that but oh my god seeing one is just something else...that I wish I could block out of my memory lol.

 

[lucyloo11]

To be fair I don’t see any difference between him and the likes of Katie Price these days. They are all so fake it’s unreal. Over inflated footballs for boobs, two smaller footballs for a bottom and clearly an empty football for a head. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - one day they will all go … and I’m here for it

 

[Nottonightbabe]

It is nothing like a vagina, it is a mangina! There's no function, no lubrication, no microbiome balance. The body treats it, correctly, as a wound and regular dilation is needed to stop it healing up. A vaginoplasty is known as a rot pocket for a reason....

Apparently a common problem with them is a foul smell as well.

 

[Can't Help It]

Apparently a common problem with them is a foul smell as well.

He is so over the top with everything else you just know he will reek of expensive parfum. One of those that puts on so much it's overpowering - bit like his ego.

 

[JAR21]

He reckons he's been offered a show!

https://archive.md/Xg7YD

 

[Can't Help It]

He reckons he's been offered a show!

https://archive.md/Xg7YD

FFS "express my femininity"with Only Fans

 

[P1nkie!]

FFS "express my femininity"with Only Fans

I'll translate that for you, 'alves wants to keep OF, cos that's where the money comes from, and its the only attention alves gets. Alves is desperate for a husband, and thinks interacting with the weirdos on OF will yield a husband '

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

How can he do a chat show? He can barely string a sentence together and his accent is so difficult to understand, he can't seem to speak properly because of his plastic face.

 

[Can't Help It]

How can he do a chat show? He can barely string a sentence together and his accent is so difficult to understand, he can't seem to speak properly because of his plastic face.

Ho evun Fashin Nova fur all us "cuvy" gils. Think it might be the size of the lips and teeth?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Ho evun Fashin Nova fur all us "cuvy" gils. Think it might be the size of the lips and teeth?

Yeah the lips and teeth won't help. There's going to be a load of people with dental problems in years to come I reckon with all the Turkey teef being done. And the UK is short on dentists

 

[Gullri]

I am an old spinster, please tell me- is that the butthole and that meat package the lady opening? Sorry to ask but I zoomed in and like what is what? Lots of flaps

 

[MrsEms]

I am an old spinster, please tell me- is that the butthole and that meat package the lady opening? Sorry to ask but I zoomed in and like what is what? Lots of flaps

Oh Gullri what have we just seen on a Monday morning?

 

[henriettadubois2]

God knows that Alves does to keep the cash rolling in. OF people make the real money from private video requests. The world is full of perverts!

 

[MrsEms]

God knows that Alves does to keep the cash rolling in. OF people make the real money from private video requests. The world is full of perverts!

Alves could take up a side job as an uber driver...picking up chips and tango to deliver with his rancid kebab

 

[henriettadubois2]

With a side of offal that’s just fallen off for the dog

 

[MrsEms]

I have been secretly lurking ths thread for a while but that picture of his...kebab, has drawn me out
I didn't even have to zoom to see there was more flaps and folds going on than an origami masterpiece( which is obviously more attractive) but very complicated
Horrific!

 

[Mycatismad]

With a side of offal that’s just fallen off for the dog

An offal envelope (that’s looks like it’s been bashed with a pestle and mortar!)