Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

[pinksparklebird]

This thread is bloody funny.But my god, I feel like I need to wash my eyes with bleach! How on earth can he be arsed with all this faffing? Im lucky if I brush my hair in the morning,never mind squeezing my fat arse into a silicone bodysuit!!

I've always said I'm so glad I'm not a young girl these days - by the time you've been spray-tanned from top to toe, had your fanny and all other body-hair waxed, your lips inflated, your finger and toe nails done, your extensions attached, your fake lashes attached, your eyebrows laminated/microbrowed, squeezed yourself into underwear a porn actress would be proud of, and applied a full face of drag-queen style makeup - it's a wonder anyone ever leaves the house!

 

[Jjjjj555]

That photo of him with his punched lasagne out would've been photoshopped to fuckery, like the rest of that picture and every other photo he posts, so just imagine what that man-made minge looks like in real life!

 

[henriettadubois2]

Love how Alves put up their/thens travel plans for the summer. Such an advert to international pervs punting for business.

 

[TooFarScone]

Love how Alves put up their/thens travel plans for the summer. Such an advert to international pervs punting for business.

Is he off anywhere nice?

 

[henriettadubois2]

I can’t remember but defo Turkey was included

 

[Can't Help It]

Is he off anywhere nice?

The TV personality/Model is off to Madrid, Bucharest, Istanbul and Miami. The pictures of him with a couple of mermaids at some club make me laugh. Dainty, tiny women with him standing between them looking like an old drag queen.

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

Might be fillers?

Surely no amount would be enough to make that nose look human?

 

[Jjjjj555]

Surely no amount would be enough to make that nose look human?

Turdo is a hairdresser, not a doctor and the nose is a high risk area to inject due to the risk of necrosis, so it's insane Alves risks losing the tiny bit of nose he has left to save a few £££s! I guess a bonafide medical practitioner would steer clear.

 

[Prince fan 1999]

Turdo is a hairdresser, not a doctor and the nose is a high risk area to inject due to the risk of necrosis, so it's insane Alves risks losing the tiny bit of nose he has left to save a few £££s! I guess a bonafide medical practitioner would steer clear.

That's why he's travelling to Turkey etc for all these ops. No one in their right mind would touch him here.

 

[Lyla001]

That photo of him with his punched lasagne out would've been photoshopped to fuckery, like the rest of that picture and every other photo he posts, so just imagine what that man-made minge looks like in real life!

'Man made minge' - defo needs to feature in the next thread title.

 

[henriettadubois2]

Man made man minge

 

[JAR21]

What about this for the next thread title?

Jessica Alves #5 His man-made minge makes us cringe!

 

[unluckyhippo]

Katie price and Jessica must be in surgery competition

 

[unluckyhippo]

What about this for the next thread title?

Jessica Alves #5 His man-made minge makes us cringe!

She blocked me on instagram

 

[HollyGolightly]

Jessica is on This Morning today

 

[TooFarScone]

Jessica is on This Morning today

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Christ on a tandem bike! The filter on Ben Shephard

 

[Cheapseats]

Hes like a caricature of a woman

 

[Madge2022]

Christ on a tandem bike! The filter on Ben Shephard

Looks more feminine than Jessica

 

[TooFarScone]

It's on YouTube now. It looks and talks like an android. Around the 4 minute mark his voice drops back to Roddy

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

The irony of him saying that before all of the surgeries he was projecting a fake image and that now he is his true self...he could not possibly be more fake!