Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

[Cocobaby09]

What a mess all cooking themselves in the sun.Why would she even think she deserves a blue tick as said by Nikki Grahame Who is she View attachment 1561470 qView attachment 1561472 q

Jugs hanging out as well

 

[gagzi]

Why his name before hers on all the stationary? I’m pretty sure it’s always the woman’s name first.

Because he's the Jake Quickenden..V.I.Prick celeb extraordinaire didnt you know! Nobody else matters in his world apart from him. He will always come first as in his pea brain everyone is beneath him and he's the star of the shitshow that is his life. Boils my piss he does!

What is Leo wearing Round his neck? It looks underwear to me

Fakes skiddy Nik Naks!

 

[Libbub]

Old su has def had a boob job. No way would a woman her age have such round mounds when laid flat, I think she's quite vain you know. Has crossed my mind in the past that she has botox.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

You know they are so rank Who sits on a sunlounger without putting a towel to lay on first The sweat mark underneath her is disgusting. Not her property so doesn’t give a duck (like letting spud spill his food all over the white sunbed cushion in Portugal). She could also be lying on top of where another person has already sweated
On another note just been speaking to a mate who has unfollowed him for being such an attention seeking bleep

 

[The Duchess]

Jugs hanging out as well

put them away Nanny Su you look ridiculous. I cannot get over how different Su is coming across from when she’s sat in her kitchen droning and boring everyone but now shes acting like a teenager, shes as embarrassing as her idiot son. (Her boulders are much better than sophies but that wouldn’t be hard, Su definitely got a lift and a job done on those)

 

[intheindustry]

Who does that? No towel when sunbathing. They really lack etiquette and class.

 

[instashun]

What a mess all cooking themselves in the sun.Why would she even think she deserves a blue tick as said by Nikki Grahame Who is she View attachment 1561470 qView attachment 1561472 q

Has this head forgot he split his head open fooling around in a pool before (I think looking at where he split it, he dived in the shallow end pissed but would never admit it and said he slipped)

so dangerous what he’s doing, if that bed slips from under her and her head catches the edge

he doesn’t have the capacity to think about his actions

 

[Ro98]

Why is she not laying on a towel? Is that all oil over the sun bed that other guests will have to lay on

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Who does that? No towel when sunbathing. They really lack etiquette and class.

It’s disgusting. She’s laying in her own sweat and god knows who else’s

 

[Fat-tits]

Disco drag queen gran is such a twit, delusions of grandeur to the extreme.

 

[The Duchess]

It’s disgusting. She’s laying in her own sweat and god knows who else’s

Her house says it all though so Id expect nothing less, she’s an absolute scruff.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Ewwwww...Wouldn't want his tongue in my mouth ...don't know where its been...

In Wanky'Wayne's herpes infested mouth etc!

Excuse me while I go and VOMIT

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Monkey Pox!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Her house says it all though so Id expect nothing less, she’s an absolute scruff.

Very true

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

ok first of all how could he not find it as he had all his tacky cheap jewellery including a mysterious goldplated goldsprayed gold coloured thing which resembles a horse bit all together and photographed it??? so hes found it, imagine how difficult that was to find so then adds a photo with an aff link to a “similar” one on Etsy and then miraculously he finds his brooch and posts it with another aff link and NO FAKEY they are not similar they are exactly the same christ almighty I cant take much more, he’s as annoying as Chris Hughes is now

I'm glad the appreciation club for Chris Hughes is vanishing from my fellow Fakeys because he is a vacuous knobhead. Full stop!!!!

I’m actually really certain Danielle won’t be feeding her guests chicken nuggets and wedges for mains and ice cream for desert

duck me talk about skint … my uncle had this tit at the night time buffet ffs

why even have the menu ffs for nuggets and wedges

Chicken Goujons and Potato Wedges. WTAF?

 

[CBS1]

It interesting how everyone else has a towel on apart from that scruffy bleep!

So his content is essentially just pissing that vacuous twit of a mother off for the lols? Except this time it doesn't look as set us at the CURTAAAAAAAAINS performance

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Guests had to take their own booze to the white party. Ffs I’d be pretty cheesed off spending a lot of money on travelling and accommodation and wedding gifts to then have to take my own booze!

bleeping cheapskates! What an embarrassment!

What is Leo wearing Round his neck? It looks underwear to me

It's a pair of Fakey's skidmarked Calvin Klein's!!!!

 

[u k hun ?]

Asking guests to BYOB to a cheap day two in the villa I have seen it all now !!

 

[Barbie2020]

It didn’t look like many people attended the white party. It’s been an absolute tit show. I’m so embarrassed for them.

 

[Twinkal86]

This face.... the look of evil she shoots across to LF

 

[Pastry troll]

Su was a bit mad eh. That evil look on her face just wow. Shame they both didnt fall in mind