Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

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PrincessJeanie said:
I bet most of the zlisters or ex colleagues that follow him have probably muted his stories and posts so they don’t even see them. Probably don’t want to actually unfollow him in case he calls them out publicly like he did to Laura Anderson 🙄
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What did he do to Laura Anderson? Is that the gal who was on Love Island?

riddleme89 said:
I’m actually really certain Danielle won’t be feeding her guests chicken nuggets and wedges for mains and ice cream for desert

duck me talk about skint … my uncle had this tit at the night time buffet ffs 😂😂

why even have the menu ffs for nuggets and wedges 😂
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Jesus, this really was a budget wedding like.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Absolutely gross. That photo with his brother is giving me serious 'mentally-deranged Charlotte Dawson' vibes. I hope he doesn't upgrade to cardboard cut-outs but at least we found the source of the War Veteran Medal Display before he admitted it was just under £15 from Etsy! Good sleuthing to whoever posted that great find!! 🤣
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Won’t ever be taking it off. Except the 16 hours a day I’m in bed 😂
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Now banging on about the two boys in their suits because he's caught up on Tattle. You couldn't make this tit up!

And now we have 'MIKEGATE'. What bollocks is coming from his mouth now about Leo nicking the mike off the 'vicar' and hijacking it ffs! WTF is he going on about? How could he reach? The drug abuse is for real! bleeping load of Jackanory again! 🤪
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The fact both boys didn't wear their suits for even the wedding breakfast shows how they both have no boundaries as their parents/guardians can't be bothered to try and parent them.

Of course Leo disrupted the wedding, he's been trained to be as annoying as possible and his parents think it's hilarious.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
He noticed she’d unfollowed him on Instagram and told everybody on his stories 🤯
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Seriously is that all??? he is such a bitchy witch.

Edit: Apparently Laura and Dane have split and how convenient its just before she goes on the new series of celebs go dating.
Theres one thread on here about Dane Bowers if anyone is remotely interested :sleep: “hes out of his mind”🎵🎵 Laura is pretty but loving the z lister lifestyle. Oh and she brought out her own clip in hair extensions range 🙄 the usual ex reality show constant crap! Glad she unfollowed fakey though😂
 
I’m on a group on FB and saw this….
 

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The Duchess said:
Seriously is that all??? he is such a bitchy witch.

Edit: Apparently Laura and Dane have split and how convenient its just before she goes on the new series of celebs go dating.
Theres one thread on here about Dane Bowers if anyone is remotely interested :sleep: “hes out of his mind”🎵🎵 Laura is pretty but loving the z lister lifestyle. Oh and she brought out her own clip in hair extensions range 🙄 the usual ex reality show constant crap! Glad she unfollowed fakey though😂
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So that means she hasn’t split up with him and is just doing the show pretending to be single to raise her profile. Loads of them have done it, the partner knows and it gets them air time, it’s a joke really

Not trying to give you any ideas jake
 
instashun said:
So that means she hasn’t split up with him and is just doing the show pretending to be single to raise her profile. Loads of them have done it, the partner knows and it gets them air time, it’s a joke really

Not trying to give you any ideas jake
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im sure Fake and flappy has already discussed this ,possibly next series they will do this… we know Flaps was asked to go back on celebs go dating but it was obviously too close to the shitshow sham wedding.
 
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