Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

[gagzi]

Excuse me while I go and VOMIT

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He looks disgusted himself!

 

[Turtledove58]

Had one evening off as it was my little ones birthday yesterday and I’ve just caught up on 8 pages and a new thread, you lot are funny fuckers

Me too! Had one evening off and the self obsession has no boundaries!

 

[VC10]

What a cheap pair of chavs they both are.

 

[gagzi]

Had one evening off as it was my little ones birthday yesterday and I’ve just caught up on 8 pages and a new thread, you lot are funny fuckers

Awww hope your little one had a fabulous birthday! xx

 

[Turtledove58]

I have genuinely never seen a man more self observed with a wedding. Normally it is the bride that posts but he is relentless about the blandest boring wedding!

I meant obsessed! Tired brain not working correctly!

 

[watermelon sugar]

As if he wore that bleeping earring on his wedding day new ick unlocked

 

[intheindustry]

He looks disgusted himself!

He really does…his face looks like something he’s being asked to try in a challenge in the jungle.

 

[gagzi]

I meant obsessed! Tired brain not working correctly!

I must be tired aswell because I read it as obsessed!

 

[The Duchess]

Thank the lord he's managed to find HIS actual broach. Tell me you read here with out telling me

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ok first of all how could he not find it as he had all his tacky cheap jewellery including a mysterious goldplated goldsprayed gold coloured thing which resembles a horse bit all together and photographed it??? so hes found it, imagine how difficult that was to find so then adds a photo with an aff link to a “similar” one on Etsy and then miraculously he finds his brooch and posts it with another aff link and NO FAKEY they are not similar they are exactly the same christ almighty I cant take much more, he’s as annoying as Chris Hughes is now

 

[stargirl23]

Awww hope your little one had a fabulous birthday! xx

thank you! He had a lovely day. Totally spoiled by all his family

 

[mollyann]

How many times can you show dead people for likes bleeping hell we get it they are died sad but move on you prick .
Dead mans chair x2
Medal shared 1000 times
Photo dad in a pool shared x50
God awful photo stood with dead brother
Cringe Chris’s post shared x3
And now su asking for a blue tick for what you stupid cow showing us how not to put eye make up on haha all a bunch of nobody’s

 

[Moomin12]

Excuse me while I go and VOMIT

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Well that's made my dinner want to come back up. And again teaching Leo to say mine. What a little brat you'll have

Oh and stop using your dead brother for likes it's bleeping sick.

 

[gagzi]

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How many times can you show dead people for likes bleeping hell we get it they are died sad but move on you prick .
Dead mans chair x2
Medal shared 1000 times
Photo dad in a pool shared x50
God awful photo stood with dead brother
Cringe Chris’s post shared x3
And now su asking for a blue tick for what you stupid cow showing us how not to put eye make up on haha all a bunch of nobody’s

Oh my days she is not asking for a blue tick is she?? what the actual fuckity duck!

 

[Barbie2020]

Why his name before hers on all the stationary? I’m pretty sure it’s always the woman’s name first.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

As usual Tattle is spot on, everywhere I searched agrees that the bride’s name should go first, some say it’s tradition as the bride’s family bears the cost, others say it’s simply good manners that a lady goes before a gentleman.

Neither of these principles apply to the Quickenden household I guess.

 

[al255]

Jake with the brooch and earring reminds me of The Tiger Kings husband here they are at their third wedding.. with Chris Hughes on the right

 

[quinzel]

just ran here aswell to say he is actually recoiling from Doph in that tongue pic. Bet he wishes it was Chris…

 

[riddleme89]

Jesus and we have the same picture put up this morning.He’s going to bore us all to death with the same content for weeks months years

I’m actually really certain Danielle won’t be feeding her guests chicken nuggets and wedges for mains and ice cream for desert

duck me talk about skint … my uncle had this tit at the night time buffet ffs

why even have the menu ffs for nuggets and wedges

 

[Sarivng2022]

Christ he’s started a day earlier than I thought

Is that the same lot that did the Photoshop with Oliver and Leo? Trust him to repost one including himself and his brother obviously when he was going through treatment. ugh

 

[cazellie]

Guests had to take their own booze to the white party. Ffs I’d be pretty cheesed off spending a lot of money on travelling and accommodation and wedding gifts to then have to take my own booze!